-> "I Just Want A Christmas Tattoo"
Original Song Title:
"All I Want For Christmas Is You" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"I Just Want A Christmas Tattoo"
I don't want a lot for Christmas
There is just one thing I need
I don’t want a Christmas sweater
But I need a Christmas sleeve
My gift you can’t buy at Kohl’s
Amazon won’t have it, no
Make it clear for you...
I just want a Christmas tattoo, yeah
All I really want for Christmas
Just get me some yuletide ink
Maybe of a stack of presents
Or a flaming Christmas tree
Mrs. Claus in naughty stockings
Snowflakes right upon my face
Santa Claus with eight huge eagles
Pulling him upon his sleigh!
Some lyrics from “Let It Snow”
Babes dancing on the North Pole
I think it’d be cool!
I just want a Christmas tattoo
Oh, Bing Crosby with his White Christmas
Candy canes with falling snow
How about something real crazy?
Santa’s list would be stupendous
Or a snowglobe would be sick
Christmas cookies that were bakin’
Or a festive biker chick!
‘Cross my stomach, says “Grinch Life”
Or barbed wire Christmas lights
What sounds good to you?
Baby, I just want a Christmas tattoo!
Rudolph’s nose is shining right on my forearm there
Next to poor old Blitzen’s head from hunting scare
I want them all just inked in
Hey, here’s some space to squeeze in
Oh hey, won’t you give me a gingerbread army
A whole fleet would make me so happy!
“Merry XMas” ‘cross my knuckles
I’m not asking for a lot
I just want that snowman Frosty
As a zombie, ‘cause why not!?
Oh, I don’t need a brand new phone
Or a car, or XBox, no
Make my wish come true
Baby, I just want a Christmas tattoo
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