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Song Parodies -> "All I Want for Christmas Is Cheer"

Original Song Title:

"All I Want for Christmas Is You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Mariah Carey

Parody Song Title:

"All I Want for Christmas Is Cheer"

Parody Written by:

Mickey the Crazy Conch

The Lyrics

Wonder what I want for Christmas?
Funny but it seems to me
There's a smell of alcohol from
Underneath the Christmas tree

Everyone I've ever known
Thinks that just 'cause I'm alone
I'm a sad old freeze
All I want for Christmas to cheer!

I've got lots of hock for Christmas
That my friends have bought for me
(Well are) they trying to tell me something?
Joyful season the fireplace!
Just because I flash my stockings
That don't mean I'm off my face
I can hold my drink for certain
They're the ones who can't keep pace

Yes I'm quite a party girl
Sometimes drink until I hurl
Still that's no excuse…
All I want for Christmas to cheer!
Oh-oh, crazy…

Oh, Home for Christmas by *NSYNC -
Drink those when I'm on the lash
Well be they given me the cheap stuff
Do they think I'm trailer trash?
Why'd they never buy me glasses?
Message here is pretty stark
Think I drink it from the bottle
Like a wino in the park!

So are they saying I'm a lush?
I don’t like that very much
Heck, that’s just abuse!
Dammit all I want for Christmas to cheer!
Cheer baby…

I once… woke up in a round of curled in my hair
Well come on let's face it everyone's been there..?
All my white wines are spritzers
Drink all my shots with mixers
Never been so drunk that I did things I regret
'Cause the cheer always helps me forget

But I've got all this hock for Christmas
What's my mother gonna say?
I can see us kicking off when
She comes round on Christmas Day
So I'll get nagged she'll bend my ear
Then we'll sulk until New Year
What will get me through?
Plainly all I want for Christmas my cheer!
(Cheer baby!)

(All I want for Christmas to cheer, baby!)
(I don't want all this Christmas for cheer, baby!)
(I don't want all this Christmas, more cheer baby…!)

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