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Mariah Carey recently took her car to the mechanic, complaining of a high-pitch squeaking noise. The mechanic could not find anything wrong, and the car is returned to Mariah. Later on, Mariah returns her car to the mechanic. At the mechanics, Mariah gets back in the car and starts singing along to her favorite music, and AGAIN she complains about the noise. Again, the mechanic finds nothing wrong! She goes to the mechanic a third time, and, finally, the mechanic gets in the car with Mariah Carey, singing along with her favorite music. This time, the mechanic finally hears that squeaking noise! ...... It makes you wonder; Is the problem in the car, or in Mariah Carey?

- Submitted by: Jeff Williams

Q: What do you call a female singer with no fans? A: Pariah Carey.

- Submitted by: She

What do you call a female pop star with bad teeth?
Mariah Caries

- Submitted by: Matthew Whitaker

What do you call a woman with 5 dicks?
Mariah Carey and Westlife.

- Submitted by: Ben C

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