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Song Parodies -> "Mountain Dew"

Original Song Title:

"Morning Dew"

Original Performer:

Grateful Dead

Parody Song Title:

"Mountain Dew"

Parody Written by:

Abbott Skelding

The Lyrics

Some people love Mountain Dew...and then there are people like this. Original Song
Get me a-nother Mountain Dew, this morning
Have three more ‘fore I go to work today
Some people brew a cup of hot tea with honey,
I can't function un-less I have four cans in me

Most people brew some coffee every morning,
It always burns, it’s bitter...hate the taste!
Guess I’ll just drink some Baja Blast this morning,
That coffee stuff don’t wake me, anyway

I won’t give that Red Bull any money,
And that Rockstar...oh man, it’s such a waste.
If I could, you’d know that I’d marry it, ‘cause I just don’t drink it
I fill my tub, bathe in it everyday.

My doctor heard about how much I’m drinking
He said "Well son, you must stop right away.”
Man, I was bummed; I’d brought a funnel with me...
And then I stormed out, “I’ll do this clyster* my way!”

“You’re obsessed with that Mountain Dew…” wife tells me
“Got ‘Code Red’ as a dumb tattoo today.
We’re moving out! Either Mountain Dew or family!”
“You know this beverage never yells at me!
So I’ll pick this golden drink to stay with me,
And even though I haven’t slept since May...
You can’t remove this smile off of my face!”
noun, Medicine/Medical.
1. an enema.

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 13

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Sodaholic - July 25, 2016 - Report this comment
Doing the Dew usually makes me poop! 555!
Matthias - August 03, 2016 - Report this comment
I do like me some Mountain Dew but I'm more of a Coke Throwback kind of guy... (Check out that old video I made on Facebook to see more about what I'm talking about):
bobpiecheese - August 09, 2016 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Surprisingly slow song for a parody about soft drink addiction, but otherwise this was hilarious, even if I've only had Mountain Dew maybe once in my whole life. 555 more bottles!
Max Power - August 10, 2016 - Report this comment
While I may not like Dew as much as I used to (rarely drink one nowadays), still it's a nice brew to dew. I gave it a shot.
Blaydeman - August 12, 2016 - Report this comment
(Artistry) You did the Dew! Lol! For some reason, I pictured this character as being very back woodsy looking. Mountain man-y if you know what I mean. I hate Mountain Dew, but I love other sodas, so I get it. Loved the "this beverage never yells at me" line!

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