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Truckin' Up to Buffalo: July 4, 1989 album at Amazon.com
I included this riddle with a mail-in ticket request for a Dead show at the LA Coliseum (60,000+) and the ticket people must have liked it because I got a pair of front row center seats!
Q: How can you tell if Deadheads have been in your house?
A: They're still there!
Q: How can you tell if Deadheads have been in your house?
A: They're still there!
Submitted by: San Diego Lotto Guy
How meany Deadheads does it take to change a lightbulb?
One to actually change it, 2,000 to take pictures of it, and 10,000 to follow it around until it burns out.
One to actually change it, 2,000 to take pictures of it, and 10,000 to follow it around until it burns out.
Submitted by: Cat
Jerry comes to his senses right after his death, looks around and sees that he is in the midst of rock music's late great ones: Jimi Hendix, Janis Joplin, Elvis Presley, and many more. He even sees his old friend Pigpen.
So Jerry walks up to him and after their initial greetings says, 'This is fantastic, man! I never thought heaven would be like this, spending all of eternity playing music with all the great ones!'
Pigpen looks up at Jerry and says, 'What? You mean you think you're in heaven?'
Just then, Karen Carpenter appears on stage, takes the microphone, and says, 'Alright now, one more time until you get it right: 'Close to you.''
So Jerry walks up to him and after their initial greetings says, 'This is fantastic, man! I never thought heaven would be like this, spending all of eternity playing music with all the great ones!'
Pigpen looks up at Jerry and says, 'What? You mean you think you're in heaven?'
Just then, Karen Carpenter appears on stage, takes the microphone, and says, 'Alright now, one more time until you get it right: 'Close to you.''
Submitted by: LucidLupin
Q - What did Jerry Garcia say when he came out of rehab? A - Man, this music sucks!
Submitted by: rick
Q: How many Deadheads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None. Deadheads screw in sleeping bags.
A: None. Deadheads screw in sleeping bags.
What do you call parachutists over a Grateful Dead concert?
Acid Rain!
Acid Rain!
Submitted by: St. Stephen
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