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Song Parodies -> "Tuckin’"

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Grateful Dead

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Tuckin’, kissa$$ of Putin
Freak Tuckin’, “Mein Kampf,” Orban fan
Croons “yessir!” toes the Kremlin line
Mutt is Vlad’s lapdog

Parrots for Elon and welcoming nasty insane tweets
He really gets off and gets hot on thoughts of nixed sane tweets
His lips pursed full, ready to lave it when Vlad’s sphincter needs clean
Then, just like a piggy, his nose is ringed

Phallus also needs a clean
Tuber gets a mouth-wash machine
After he has been demeaned
“There, that’s a good doggie!”

Fatuous Fascist is always expressing his Pu’ love
Toadie and mime just a dimwitted Goebbels clone
Mutt slut enslaved, smoke of propaganda blowin’
Vacant head and vacant eyes, a mouth-breathing drone

Tuckin’ means a “Yessir!!” “man”
A troll, weak, obeying Putin’s plan
Each line from his maw ain’t worth a damn
Revolting slavish clown

Each night, the blight’s on many TVs
Monkey mimes what he’s told to speak
Slavish puppet, freak and meek
That’s got only craven spin

Too bad dad didn’t pull out and leave the sheet stained
We lose cuz out of mom’s cooze this rancid meat came
Cheerin’ on death and genocide in Ukraine
Parroting the Putin line with no shame

Tuckin’ gets fools buffaloed
He’s fibbin’ cuz he’s a Russian ho’
It is pure Kremlin smoke that he blows
Indeed, Tuckin’s a con

Sh!ttin’ his viewers that hear his fibbin’ winds blow
When his lips move you know that he’s lyin’ again
Each fallacious line fact-checkers unravel
Irrelevant to his viewers cuz all they crave is spin

Bupkes clown schmuck burpin’ tweets
Dreck quotient will never end
Cuz he’s pimpin’ for his friends
Fascist fraternity

Along with Putin he should be hearing the gavel
In the Hague just as the judge is banging it down
Until the two yellow pussies are cryin’
As their very well deserved fate comes rollin’ around

That’s a sight we’ll likely never see
This type of criminality
Is hard to prosecute, so these
Freaks will all too often win

Tucker is a loathsome gnome
It will be a great day when he’s gone
He drones, blows smoke to TV homes
Vlad’s lapdog Tucker’s on

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CML - May 17, 2022 - Report this comment
Whoever you are, you've got talent!
CML - May 17, 2022 - Report this comment crapping your own beds, I mean.
CML - May 18, 2022 - Report this comment
^^^^^ I didnt write this. I dont agree with the sentiment at all; but I couldnt have pulled this off

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