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George Michael entered a public toilet, hoping to spend a penny.
He then came out with two coppers.

George Michael has been banned from his local pub for having a sneaky fag in the gents.

- Submitted by: Sarah

George Michael has been involved in a road traffic accident. Apparently, he was just driving along and 'wham'... !!!

- Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.

George Michael has claimed that he drove into a truck after swerving to avoid a man on a scooter. He's blaming a Careless Vespa!

- Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.

George Michael was found with brown sticky fingers whilst in prison - turns out he was careless with hei Whisper.

- Submitted by: John Led

Just got my retro Wham T-shirt from Amazon through the mail, and it says 'CHOOSE LIFE' in big letters, but underneath it says 'do eight weeks first, see if you like it'!!!

- Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.

Of all the things that Darth Vader lost when the Death Star blew up, it was the destruction of his George Michael box set that affected him most deeply. He finds his lack of Faith disturbing!

- Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.

Q. What's white and sticky and found on the bathroom wall?
A. George Michael's latest release.

Q: What does George Michael ride in when he needs medical attention? A: The Wham-bulance.

- Submitted by: Garrison

Q: What's the difference between George Michael and a microwave oven?
A: A microwave stops when you open the door.

Q: Why has George Michael got chocolate all over his shirt?
A: He was careless with his Wispa
(A play on words of his song 'Careless Whisper' - A Wispa is a UK chocolate bar).

- Submitted by: Garry Davenport

What did George Michael promise the judge after his last public embarrassment? "I'm never gonna prance again!"

- Submitted by: S. Tim Wood

What do George Michael and Bill Cosby have in common?
They both have brown dicks...

- Submitted by: Charles Boswell

What does George Michael have in common with a rubber boot?
Both get sucked off in bogs.

Whenever I visit a public bathroom, I bring along a George Michael album, on the off-chance I may be able to get it signed!!!

- Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.

Why was George Michael's automobile insurance canceled?
He was rear-ended too many times.

- Submitted by: V Deluca

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