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Song Parodies -> "Headless Father"
Original Song Title:
"Careless Whisper"
(MP3)Original Performer:
George Michael
Parody Song Title:
"Headless Father"
Parody Written by:
Hu’s On First
The Lyrics
Justin Mohn was mad
At the president, the woke left, and his own dad
Things would turn to mud
If there wasn’t blood
Vengeance would need to pour down just like a mighty flood
He’s never going free again
Lock him up, that boy’s been naughty
There’s no way he can pretend
What he did wasn’t cruel
Should have known better than to go and rend
His Pop’s head from his lifeless body
So he’s never walking free again
Or posting on YouTube
Time cannot bring back
A headless father whose son went whack
What a selfish brat, how could he do that?
YouTube used to just be cute vids of someone’s cat
He’s never going free again
Lock him up, that boy’s been naughty
There’s no way he can pretend
What he did wasn’t cruel
Should have known better than to go and rend
His Pop’s head from his lifeless body
So he’s never walking free again
Or posting on YouTube
On camera they saw Justin yell
He claimed his dad now burns in hell
Come on, that’s salt in the wound
Don’t wanna listen to those awful songs he crooned
He called for bloody revolution
Now trust me, that’s a bad solution
And now that’s he’s behind those bars
He’ll stay
He’s never going free again
Lock him up, that boy’s been naughty
There’s no way he can pretend
What he did wasn’t cruel
Should have known better than to go and rend
His Pop’s head from his lifeless body
So he’s never walking free again
Or posting on YouTube
At the president, the woke left, and his own dad
Things would turn to mud
If there wasn’t blood
Vengeance would need to pour down just like a mighty flood
He’s never going free again
Lock him up, that boy’s been naughty
There’s no way he can pretend
What he did wasn’t cruel
Should have known better than to go and rend
His Pop’s head from his lifeless body
So he’s never walking free again
Or posting on YouTube
Time cannot bring back
A headless father whose son went whack
What a selfish brat, how could he do that?
YouTube used to just be cute vids of someone’s cat
He’s never going free again
Lock him up, that boy’s been naughty
There’s no way he can pretend
What he did wasn’t cruel
Should have known better than to go and rend
His Pop’s head from his lifeless body
So he’s never walking free again
Or posting on YouTube
On camera they saw Justin yell
He claimed his dad now burns in hell
Come on, that’s salt in the wound
Don’t wanna listen to those awful songs he crooned
He called for bloody revolution
Now trust me, that’s a bad solution
And now that’s he’s behind those bars
He’ll stay
He’s never going free again
Lock him up, that boy’s been naughty
There’s no way he can pretend
What he did wasn’t cruel
Should have known better than to go and rend
His Pop’s head from his lifeless body
So he’s never walking free again
Or posting on YouTube
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