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Song Parodies -> "Careless Hitler(s)"

Original Song Title:

"Careless Whispers"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

George Michael

Parody Song Title:

"Careless Hitler(s)"

Parody Written by:

Meter61

The Lyrics

I feel so evil
As I take your hand and lead you to the showers
As the Jews all die, something in their eyes
Calls to mind the Holocaust
And all its great good-byes
I'm never gonna kill again
Jewish feet have got no rhythm
Though it's easy to pretend
I know you are a Jew
Didn’t know better than to kill a Jew
And take the chance that I’d been given
So I'm never gonna kill again
The way I gassed those Jews
Death can always mend
The careless Jews of Germany
To the heart and mind
Germany was fine
There is comfort in your death
Gas is all you'll get
I'm never gonna kill again
Jewish feet have got no rhythm
Though it's easy to pretend
I know you are a Jew
Didn’t know better than to kill a Jew
And take the chance that I’d been given
So I'm never gonna kill again
The way I gassed those Jews
Never with all those Jews
Tonight the screams all seem so loud
I wish that we could shoot this crowd
It will be better that way
We'd kill each other within the time it turns day
You could have died so bad together
I will have lived through this forever
But no one's gonna oppose me
Please die
And I'm never gonna kill again
Jewish feet have got no rhythm
Though it's easy to pretend
I know you are a Jew
Didn’t know better than to kill a Jew
And take the chance that I’d been given
But I'm never gonna kill again
Because I shot myself
Now that I’m gone
(Now that I’m gone) Was what I did so wrong, so wrong?
That you had to let me die

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Anonymous - August 29, 2019 - Report this comment
Sorry for the 1s. but the Holocaust is never funny. Hogan's Heroes never brought up genocide during its TV run. That should tell you something.
Agrimorfee - August 29, 2019 - Report this comment
You sick bastard.
Joseph Little - August 29, 2019 - Report this comment
I did a similar song along this line called "Nazi Girls", where I parodied Summer Girls by LFO, and got the same poor reviews; this really isn't the place for such humor. I have actually had that one removed. You can choose different subjects to pretend to be, this direction would not be advised here.
Darius Whitehead - August 29, 2019 - Report this comment
Boring. :

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