Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "StarFlyers"

Original Song Title:

"Survivor"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Destiny's Child

Parody Song Title:

"StarFlyers"

Parody Written by:

Z-Police Productions, Inc.

The Lyrics

Four computer game heroes: Katie Cadet, Superspinner AJ, Io and Klanker standing against Vexar (Victor Wexler)'s troubles.
[[1st Verse:]]
Katherine Diane Cadell, she's a plain girlie
Everything goes as planned until things go all awry
Victor Wexler starts to strike, the schemes start brewing up
Ajay comes into the big scene along with Io
Klanker says let's jump into action without delay
Into the SnoozeCruiser so we can search for answers
Right into the galaxies to save folks from trouble
Hang on, it's gonna be a fast ride, so strap in tight

[[Chorus:]]
They're the StarFlyers!
They're undefeated!
They won't back down!
They are tough as steel!
They're the StarFlyers!
They will break for it!
They will survive!
They're gonna meet odds!
They're the StarFlyers!
They're undefeated!
They won't back down!
They are tough as steel!
They're the StarFlyers!
They're superheroes!
They will stand up to!
Vexar's big ol' schemes!


[[2nd Verse:]]
Hot Chocolopagus where all jewels are stolen
Planet Funopolis where you ride the giant slides
Princess Popcorn's not queen without her precious jewels
Alien Ambassadors without a good, firm vote
Planet Pipeworks where Anchovy's in a whirlpool
Star Cadet Academy, that's Katie's home
Cafeterium is where the good food's at
Katie starts her adventures, just right off the bat!

[[Chorus:]]

[[Bridge:]]
The StarFlyers are
Intergalactic stars
Make much humor, no fuss, and lots of enrichment
(That's what they're about)
They use lots of pure logicalness
(That's what they're about)
They do not give up on any adventures
(That's what they're about)
They do not give up on any failing tries
(That's what they're about)
They always work hard to solve all of the problems
(That's what they're about)
You know you should not take StarFlyers' names in vain
Cause your mama taught you not to smart mouth!

[[Chorus:]]

[[3rd Verse:]]
After all of the chasing and hard work
Soon comes good outcomes
Katie, Ajay, Klanker and three-eyed dog chump
Io by their side.

[[Chorus, til fade:]]
StarFlyers is a series of computer games released in 2002 by the Learning Company. They star Katherine Diane Cadell, who enters fantasy as Katie Cadet. Only two games were published: Royal Jewel Rescue and Alien Space Chase.

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

 LittleLots
Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 



In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.
 

Voting Results

 
Pacing: 1.3
How Funny: 1.3
Overall Rating: 1.3

Total Votes: 14

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   13
 13
 13
 
 2   0
 0
 0
 
 3   0
 0
 0
 
 4   0
 0
 0
 
 5   1
 1
 1
 

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/destinyschild75.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 176