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These are lyrics by Destiny's Child that we think are kind of nonsensical.

Nonsensical Song Lyrics, Destiny's Child

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Destiny's Child's, "Bills, Bills, Bills"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
Can you pay my bills? Can you pay my telelphone bills?
Can you pay my automobiles? Then maybe we could chill.
I don't think you do, so you and me are through...
Why They're Nonsensical:
What the hell was this songwriter smoking? Who pays cars? And don't get me started about the terrible grammar at the end of the song... 'I don't think you do'. Do what? Listen to your music? You're right!
Submitted by: Jon Nolet
Destiny's Child's, "Bootylicious"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
I don't think you're ready
For this jelly
Why They're Nonsensical:
This song seems to consist of the singer boasting about what a great body she's got. Maybe 'jelly' is a common euphemism in the usa, but to this Brit's ears it just sounds like she's got really bad cellulite or something.
Submitted by: Jenny Turner
Destiny's Child's, "Bootylicious"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
Kelly can you handle this?
Michelle can you handle this?
Beyoncee can you handle this?
I don't think they can handle this
Why They're Nonsensical:
What exactly is 'this' that they're trying to handle?
Submitted by: Celeste
Destiny's Child's, "Bug-A-Boo"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
Even if the pope said he liked you too
I don't really care cause you're a bugga boo.
Why They're Nonsensical:
Firstly, somehow I doubt severely this man the dc girls are lambasting would even have the chance to *get close to the Pope*, let alone get an opinion from him on whether he himself is a cool guy or not. Secondly, I guess nobody would care if he was liked by the Pope, so a 'duh!' is awarded to dc for such an insightful observation. Thirdly, was the songwriter playing with some kids in the playground while brainstorming these 'scathing' lyrics? I'm surprised the girls didn't chant 'nah-nah-nah-nah-nah' at the end of this! Talk about pathetic excuses for rhyming.
Submitted by: Devil Jones
Destiny's Child's, "Lose My Breath"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
Can you keep up? Baby boy?
Can you lose my breath?
And you know this.
Can you lose my breath? Keep it hot.
Can you lose my? Hah-Hah.
Why They're Nonsensical:
What is this supposed to mean? Is it a riddle? And how the hell can you lose someone's breath you can't lose someone else's breath. And what the fourth line mean ''Can you lose my? Hah-Hah.'' yuornot allowed to laugh what were you on?
Submitted by: hamp
Destiny's Child's, "Survivor"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
I'm a survivor
Why They're Nonsensical:
Ok, girls, right. Just tell my why the helicopter comes for your rescue at the end of the song if you're such an ass-kicking hard chick group?
Submitted by: Petra
Destiny's Child's, "Survivor"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
If I surround myself with positive things
Why They're Nonsensical:
Wow Destiny's Child got really desperate with this line - it's too cheesy and sounds weirdly out of place. An example of the wit and wisdom of Destiny's Child!
Submitted by: mikE S

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