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These are short parody lyrics set to the lyrics of songs by Destiny's Child.
Destiny's Child
Destiny's Child's, "Bootylicious"
Better Lyrics:
I don't think you can pop this cherry
I don't think you can pop this cherry
I don't think you can pop this
Cause my body is too fruitylicious for ya babe
I don't think you can pop this cherry
I don't think you can pop this
Cause my body is too fruitylicious for ya babe
Original Lyrics:
I don't think you ready for this jelly
I don't think you ready for this jelly
I don't think you ready for this
Cause my body too bootylicious for ya babe
I don't think you ready for this jelly
I don't think you ready for this
Cause my body too bootylicious for ya babe
Submitted by: Saiaho
Destiny's Child's, "Bootylicious"
Better Lyrics:
I don't think you ready for this jelly
There's not enough peanut butter on your bread
There's not enough peanut butter on your bread
Original Lyrics:
I don't think you ready for this jelly
my body's just too bootylicious for your babe
my body's just too bootylicious for your babe
Submitted by: Chelsea
Destiny's Child's, "Bootylicious"
Better Lyrics:
I don't think you're ready for basghetti,
I don't think you're ready for basgehtti,
I don't think you're ready for this,
My basgehtti's too pastalicious for ya, baby
I don't think you're ready for basgehtti,
I don't think you're ready for this,
My basgehtti's too pastalicious for ya, baby
Original Lyrics:
I don't think you're ready for this jelly,
I don't think you're ready for this jelly,
I don't think you're ready for this,
My body's too bootylicious for ya, baby
I don't think you're ready for this jelly,
I don't think you're ready for this,
My body's too bootylicious for ya, baby
Submitted by: David Amick
Destiny's Child's, "Say My Name"
Better Lyrics:
I have pain, I have pain,
no it's not a maybe,
not acting like a baby.
I was playing silly games.
no it's not a maybe,
not acting like a baby.
I was playing silly games.
Original Lyrics:
Say my name, say my name
you acting kind of shady,
ain't calling me 'baby,'
why the sudden change?
you acting kind of shady,
ain't calling me 'baby,'
why the sudden change?
Submitted by: Celeste
Destiny's Child's, "Say My Name"
Better Lyrics:
If everyone's around you, go away, we hate you
I don't need your pain
I don't need your pain
Original Lyrics:
If no one is around you, say 'baby I love you'
If you ain't runnin' game
If you ain't runnin' game
Submitted by: Mel K
Destiny's Child's, "Say My Name"
Better Lyrics:
See my face, See my face,
Its lookin kinda funky,
Say baby you're chunky.
Its lookin kinda funky,
Say baby you're chunky.
Original Lyrics:
Say my name, sat my name,
When no-one is around you,
Say baby I love you.
When no-one is around you,
Say baby I love you.
Submitted by: LStrawBerry
Destiny's Child's, "Say My Name"
Better Lyrics:
Shave my legs
Shave my legs
They're getting long and hairy
And very very scarey
Shave my legs
They're getting long and hairy
And very very scarey
Original Lyrics:
Say my name
say my name
If no one is around you
Then say baby I love you
say my name
If no one is around you
Then say baby I love you
Submitted by: -Unknown-
Destiny's Child's, "Say My Name"
Better Lyrics:
Stay away Stay away,
Your acting Kinda Fruity.
Tryin' to touch my booty.
I'm not like that okay?
Every Day at School
At first it was cool.
But then you walk to me
lookin' kinda freaky.
The only words i say is 'ewwww get away'
Your acting Kinda Fruity.
Tryin' to touch my booty.
I'm not like that okay?
Every Day at School
At first it was cool.
But then you walk to me
lookin' kinda freaky.
The only words i say is 'ewwww get away'
Original Lyrics:
Say my name Say my name
when no one is around you,
say baby i love you.
why the sudden change?
Any other day, I would call, you would say
'Baby, how's your day?'
But today, it ain't the same
Every other word is 'Uh huh', 'Yeah, okay'
when no one is around you,
say baby i love you.
why the sudden change?
Any other day, I would call, you would say
'Baby, how's your day?'
But today, it ain't the same
Every other word is 'Uh huh', 'Yeah, okay'
Submitted by: Rae
Destiny's Child's, "Say My Name"
Better Lyrics:
This is fame
This is fame
When you kick out your best friends
Find strangers to replace them
And try to pretend it's the same
This is Fame
This is Fame
You couldnt even keep them
One girl left in the end
Isn't that a shame?
This is Fame
This is Fame
When you looking around you
See no one is there to call out 'Beyonce'
This is Fame
This is Fame
I recommend you change your Stink and foul behaviour
Starting today
This is fame
When you kick out your best friends
Find strangers to replace them
And try to pretend it's the same
This is Fame
This is Fame
You couldnt even keep them
One girl left in the end
Isn't that a shame?
This is Fame
This is Fame
When you looking around you
See no one is there to call out 'Beyonce'
This is Fame
This is Fame
I recommend you change your Stink and foul behaviour
Starting today
Original Lyrics:
Say my name say my name
when no one is around you
say baby I love you
if you aint runnin game
say my name
say my name
you actin kinda shady
aint calling me baby
why the sudden change?
say my name
say my name
If no one is around you say baby I love you
if you aint runnin game say my name
say my name
you actin kinda shady
ain't callin me baby
better say my name
when no one is around you
say baby I love you
if you aint runnin game
say my name
say my name
you actin kinda shady
aint calling me baby
why the sudden change?
say my name
say my name
If no one is around you say baby I love you
if you aint runnin game say my name
say my name
you actin kinda shady
ain't callin me baby
better say my name
Submitted by: kalisha
Destiny's Child's, "Say My Name"
Better Lyrics:
What's yo game, what's yo game?
You acting really shady,
you say you got my baby,
but I don't know your name.
What's yo game, what's yo game?
You acting kinda funny,
I know you want my money,
but you ain't getting a thang.
Every other day, I'd go around, round yo way.
And listen to the things,
all the things you had to say.
It was going good, going good til the day, I heard you say to me, I'm having yo baby.
If this is the truth, first of all,
let me say that I ain't marrying you.
Marry you? girl, no way. I don't even know,
even know your first name, so girl come talk to me
and tell me what's yo game.
You acting really shady,
you say you got my baby,
but I don't know your name.
What's yo game, what's yo game?
You acting kinda funny,
I know you want my money,
but you ain't getting a thang.
Every other day, I'd go around, round yo way.
And listen to the things,
all the things you had to say.
It was going good, going good til the day, I heard you say to me, I'm having yo baby.
If this is the truth, first of all,
let me say that I ain't marrying you.
Marry you? girl, no way. I don't even know,
even know your first name, so girl come talk to me
and tell me what's yo game.
Original Lyrics:
Say my name, say my name.
If no one is around you,
say baby I love you if you ain't running game.
Say my name, say my name.
You acting kinda shady, you ain't callin' me
, so baby say my name.
If no one is around you,
say baby I love you if you ain't running game.
Say my name, say my name.
You acting kinda shady, you ain't callin' me
, so baby say my name.
Submitted by: farrah
Destiny's Child's, "Say My Name"
Better Lyrics:
its a shame its shame
yo man is actin shady
he can't perform baby
yo man is actin shady
he can't perform baby
Original Lyrics:
say my name say my name
you actin kinda shady
Ain't calling me baby
you actin kinda shady
Ain't calling me baby
Submitted by: Lilmama05
Destiny's Child's, "Soldier"
Better Lyrics:
Can't believe I fell down the stairway (stairway)
Must have turned my ankle the wrong way
Now I need a brace and some bengay
(And I'll elevate it when I go to sleep at night)
Must have turned my ankle the wrong way
Now I need a brace and some bengay
(And I'll elevate it when I go to sleep at night)
Original Lyrics:
We like dem boys up top from the BK (BK)
Know how to put that money three ways (Three ways)
Always ridin' big on the freeway (Freeway)
(Wit that east coast slang that us country girls be like)
Know how to put that money three ways (Three ways)
Always ridin' big on the freeway (Freeway)
(Wit that east coast slang that us country girls be like)
Submitted by: Linus Pierce
Destiny's Child's, "Surivor"
Better Lyrics:
Destiny''s Child isn't all that
They need to give up
They aren't much hotter
They need to give up
They aren't much hotter
Original Lyrics:
I'm a surivor
I'm not goin' to give up
I'm goin' to work harder
I'm not goin' to give up
I'm goin' to work harder
Submitted by: Krista
Destiny's Child's, "Survivor"
Better Lyrics:
I'm a drunk driver
I'm not gon' make it
I'm not gon' stop
I'm gonna drive faster
I'm not gon' make it
I'm not gon' stop
I'm gonna drive faster
Original Lyrics:
I'm a survivor
I'm not gon' give up
I'm not gon' stop
I'm gonna work harder
I'm not gon' give up
I'm not gon' stop
I'm gonna work harder
Submitted by: Amber
Destiny's Child's, "Survivor"
Better Lyrics:
I'm on survivor, I'm not surviving,
(momma said), 'If you ain't surviving, just quit survivor!'
(momma said), 'If you ain't surviving, just quit survivor!'
Original Lyrics:
I'm a survivor, I'm not gonna give up,
if he wants survivor, I'm a survivor!
if he wants survivor, I'm a survivor!
Submitted by: WBG
Destiny's Child's, "Survivor"
Better Lyrics:
You're off Survivor
You didn't make it
Pass us your torch, bitch
We're gonna take it
You didn't make it
Pass us your torch, bitch
We're gonna take it
Original Lyrics:
I'm a survivor
I'm gonna make it
I will survive (what)
Keep on surviving
I'm gonna make it
I will survive (what)
Keep on surviving
Submitted by: Rachel
destiny's child's, "survivor"
Better Lyrics:
Abortion survivor,
I barely made it,
I am a fetus,
I really hate it
I barely made it,
I am a fetus,
I really hate it
Original Lyrics:
I'm a survivor (what),
I'm not gonna give up (what)
I'm not gon' stop (what),
I'm gonna work harder (what)
I'm not gonna give up (what)
I'm not gon' stop (what),
I'm gonna work harder (what)
Submitted by: who cares
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