As first they said I’m so healthy
Giving me treatments at the age of eighty-six
But now, I’m getting quite wrinkled
Ain’t doin’ things, that I could before
You keep prescribing some magic drugs
My doctors should be handling
And now I ask for a capsule (capsule)
Crunch it all day and take some H2O
And you have the audacity
To even come and step towards and
Ask me to play some football with you
Till my appointment’s due next week

You amazin’, good-for-something type of brother
Lucky me, there’s no need to find another
A helper, when health gets hard
I’ve got someone to help me out
And that’s a chum like you
Who knows what aging’s all about

Let me take my pills
Let me take my afternoon pills
I must take my evening pills
And I do that’s why I am so chill
I can’t die right now
So, this will help my brow

Let me take my pills
Let me take my afternoon pills
I must take my evening pills
And I do that’s why I am so chill
I can’t die right now
So, this will help my brow

Now you’ve been watching what I eat
Saw me eat junk food, recommend I read The Zone
Needed to take the first pill
But right now I’m headin’ to the store
Looking for healthy stuff that’s delicious
But my back started feelin’ sore
And then I call the home phone (phone)
Callin’ my baby ‘cause I know you’re home
And then when the pill is here
All of a sudden helps my life so dear
I know where all of these pains come from
When your aching body’s worked more than once

You amazin’, good-for-something type of brother
Lucky me, there’s no need to find another
A helper, when health gets hard
I’ve got someone to help me out
And that’s a chum like you
Who knows what aging’s all about

Let me take my pills
Let me take my afternoon pills
I must take my evening pills
And I do that’s why I am so chill
I can’t die right now
So, this will help my brow
Let me take my pills
Let me take my afternoon pills
I must take my evening pills
And I do that’s why I am so chill
I can’t die right now
So, this will help my brow

You amazin’, good-for-something type of brother
Lucky me, there’s no need to find another
A helper, when health gets hard
I’ve got someone to help me out
And that’s a chum like you
Who knows what aging’s all about

You amazin’, good-for-something type of brother
Lucky me, there’s no need to find another
A helper, when health gets hard
I’ve got someone to help me out
And that’s a chum like you
Who knows what aging’s all about

Let me take my pills
Let me take my afternoon pills
I must take my evening pills
And I do that’s why I am so chill
I can’t die right now
So, this will help my brow

Let me take my pills
Let me take my afternoon pills
I must take my evening pills
And I do that’s why I am so chill
I can’t die right now
So, this will help my brow