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Song Parodies -> "Always (with wings)"

Original Song Title:

"Always"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bon Jovi

Parody Song Title:

"Always (with wings)"

Parody Written by:

Van S A'Parody

The Lyrics

Wanted to step outside my comfort zone & couldn't think of a better subject matter than the peril of a man on a mission to buy a 'certain product' for his wife. Men, now you can feel empowered to buy them for yours, just sing these lyrics along to the original song - WITH FEELING - yes, INCLUDING the big finish! (Disclaimer:- it's just a comedy name - my wife & I'd like to state, there's no offence/confusion intended...that I'm NOT one of "them"!)
Your Juliet is needing
She'd go shop if she could
She thought there were some left, but
In the box there were none

It's good you got home early
Needs a favour, if you would
Well, in your pocket there's a fiver
Doesn't cost much, show some love

You can show you love her
Many ways she's yet to see
Pharmacies ain't sold those to you before
You're turning a new leaf

If you can buy your lady, Always
Then she'll be there forever & a day, Always

She'll be able to leap in the sky
If the heavens burst, she can ride her bike
You won't have to hide when she's wearing white
Cos she's wearing Always

Now the picture off of last month's box
I'll just have to hide - tuck it down my sock
Glad it makes you laugh, cos it makes me die
When I see your mum down that very aisle

Now I'm flustered & I'm sweatin', don't know where
Don't know what I'm doin' here
When you send me shop, try to understand
I've made mistakes, I'm just a man

When it's time to shop, when the time is near
Add it to your list a dozen times a year
But if you forget
Or you haven't coin
I'd go again for the brownie points

& I will buy you, baby, Always
Say you'll be there forever & a day, Always

Without wings they would ride up you - no good
If you need me to buy them you, I would
Take a look at my face
See, I'm keepin' it straight
To sing these words to you

If you're outta luck
Got the painters in
May as well just go & cut the grass again
But, listen to this or she's
gonna be miffed
Cos it doesn't count, as a birthday gift

Still, you can buy your lady, Always
& she'll be there forever & a day, Always

She'll be able to leap in the sky
If the heavens burst, she can ride her bike
You won't have to hide when she's wearing white
Cos she's wearing Always

Always
oh baby, are you wearing Always?
baby, are you wearing Always?
oh baby, are you wearing Always? (oh)

Always (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!)
Always
(29.8.21) Since 2018, the UK music buying public have made their Xmas #1 a 5th consecutive parody (now a record, surpassing the Beatles). Often, a new artist can announce their arrival with a particularly good cover, made uniquely their own. I'm no singer nor musician, so if you can perform this (or any of mine), please send me a version & lots of royalties!

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