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Sometimes a song you hear for the first time, is innocent and sweet sounding. Then you listen closer to the lyrics, and realize it's talking about stuff you didn't realize. Double-entendres help disguise the filthiest of songs.

Dirty Songs You Didn't Know Were Dirty, Bon Jovi

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Bon Jovi's, "Blood on blood"
The dirty Lyrics:
knew this white trash girl
we each threw in a ten
she took us to this cheap motel
and turned us into men
Why They're dirty:
think about it....
Submitted by: acanatane
Bon Jovi's, "Dirty little Secret"
The dirty Lyrics:
We run like through the temple of sin
Til we fall on our knees
And you go back to him
Why They're dirty:
I don't know if they're dirty or just plain insulting because Jon apparently wrote the song about wanting his now wife to break up with her boyfriend
Submitted by: dayna
Bon Jovi's, "Let's Make It Baby"
The dirty Lyrics:
I want to taste the sweat
That's rolling off your body
We'll make the sheets all wet
Baby, I want to make you feel naughty!
Why They're dirty:
I can everybody can figure that out... they're pretty explicit!
Submitted by: JoviChick
Bon Jovi's, "Never Say Goodbye"
The dirty Lyrics:
Remember when we lost the keys and,
You lost more than that in my backseat, baby
Why They're dirty:
What could be more than lost the car's keys? in the car's backseat?
Submitted by: pakcipi
Bon Jovi's, "You Give Love a Bad Name"
The dirty Lyrics:
An angel's smile is what you sell
You promise me heaven then put me through hell
Chains of love got a hold on me
When passion's a prison you can't break free
Why They're dirty:
He was promised a night of heaven, only to find out her idea involved chains and being restrained....
Submitted by: Rychendroll

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