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Song Parodies -> "Big Blue: Runaway"

Original Song Title:

"Runaway"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bon Jovi

Parody Song Title:

"Big Blue: Runaway"

Parody Written by:

Dylan Baranski

The Lyrics

Man, it's been a while since I parodied these guys! Anyways, "Big Blue" is a nickname given to Sonic by Rouge the Bat. That aside, enjoy the parody!
On the street where you live, boys talk about this hero guy,
He’s made of cobalt, quickness and sass, a touch of emerald in his eyes.
(All your life) All your life, all you’ve asked when’s this hero gonna come for you,
‘Cause you were livin’ in a broken world, where good folks are far and few.

No one thought he’d come through when you pled,
But now you don’t believe the lies,
And you didn’t end up dead.

Ooh, he’s a big blue runaway,
This boy held on tight, now he’s gonna save the day.
Ooh…he’s a big blue runaway.

Down the line, he just might settle down if so inclined,
They see him in every Zone, always has a wild time.
But this cat’s not alone ‘cause he’s made friends from both high and low,
He cracks with Knuckles, then he’ll race Shadow, putting on a big show.

You know, he likes the lights at night in the Star Light Zone raceways,
He’ll jump in the fray,
Just like a Warrior come to play.*

Ooh, he’s a big blue runaway,
This boy held on tight, now he’s gonna save the day.
Ooh…he’s a big blue ru-u-unaway.

[guitar solo]

No one thought he’d come through when you pled,
But now you don’t believe the lies,
And you didn’t end up dead.

Ooh, he’s a big blue runaway,
This boy held on tight, now he’s gonna save the day.
Ooh, he’s a big blue runaway.
This boy held on tight, now that Doctor’s gonna pay.
Ooh, he’s a big blue runaway,
(Ooh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!)
This boy held on tight, now he’s gonna save the day.
Ooh, he’s a big blue runaway.
(Ooh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!)
This boy held on tight, now that Doctor’s gonna pay…

[fade out]
*-Refers to the 1979 movie "The Warriors" and the famous line "Warriors...come out to play!"

Copyright 2020 by Dylan Baranski GmbH S.p.A. Inc. Misuse is punishable by working the night away because no one heard a single word you said.

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