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Parody TitleOriginal TitlePerformerSubmitted
Paint It WhitePaint It BlackRolling Stones2002-11-04
Deep Fried ChickenHonky Tonk WomenRolling Stones2002-11-04
Sympathy For IRSSympathy For The DevilRolling Stones2003-01-23
I'm A HoosierI'm A LoserBeatles2003-01-27
Demo CD BurnerMemo From TurnerRolling Stones2003-01-30
Big, Brown, Draft Horse PieAmerican PieDon McLean2003-02-07
Waht'd The News Say?Ruby TuesdayRolling Stones2003-02-12
Mary Jane's Last ChanceMary Jane's Last DanceTom Petty2003-02-24
I Want A DellHighway To HellAC/DC2003-02-25
Geek NerdFree BirdLynyrd Skynyrd2003-02-27
Star TruckerStar F*****Rolling Stones2003-02-28
Stocks TodayWalk This WayAerosmith2003-02-28
I Want A Dell (remake)Highway To HellAC/DC2003-03-03
The Civic Center's Old Farts Club BandSgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club BandBeatles2003-03-07
CrappyHappyThe Rolling Stones2003-03-10
CrappyHappyThe Rolling Stones2003-03-10
Hacky SackBack In BlackAC/DC2003-03-10
Have You Ever Gone Insane?Have You Ever Seen The Rain?Creedence Clearwater Revival2003-03-11
What You Do For Honey FunnyWhat You Do For Money HoneyAC/DC2003-04-03
Rat Bottom SquirrelsFat Bottomed GirlsQueen2003-04-04
Hells Bells (The Morning Bell At School)Hells BellsAC/DC2003-04-09
You Pigged Out All Night LongYou Shook Me All Night LongAC/DC2003-04-14
Ate Too Much I'm Gonna SpewNow I Wanna Sniff Some GlueThe Ramones2003-04-22
Big MallsBig BallsAC/DC2003-04-24
50 Ways To Blow Your Cover50 Ways To Leave Your LoverPaul Simon2003-04-28
Thirty Dreams In My SleepDirty Deeds Done Dirt CheapAC/DC2003-04-28
Tater TotGet It HotAC/DC2003-04-28
Highway That SmellsHighway To HellAC/DC2003-04-28
Sprite ProwlerNight ProwlerAC/DC2003-04-28
Broken Raft FlotationRock N Roll DamnationAC/DC2003-04-28
Back In Black (MIIB)Back In BlackAC/DC2003-04-28
Gettin' A Kidney StoneGivin' The Dog A BoneAC/DC2003-04-28
Knock Your Little Fart OutRock Your Little Heart OutAC/DC2003-04-28
The Razor's EdgeThe Razor's EdgeAC/DC2003-04-28
Me Saddam/Jihad-Jihad-Jo/I See ParisMe Chinese/Jing-Hong-Ho/I See LondonLots of kids across America2003-04-28
If You Want Scuds (We Got 'Em)If You Want Blood (You Got It)AC/DC2003-05-02
When My Chevy BreaksWhen The Levy BreaksLed Zeppelin2003-05-05
I Want A New PugI Want A New DrugHuey Lewis And The News2003-05-05
TelevisionDouble VisionForeigner2003-05-06
Cutting The CheeseCall Me The BreezeLynyrd Skynyrd2003-05-07
For Those Who Can't Walk (We Assist You)For Those About To Rock (We Salute You)AC/DC2003-05-07
Growing Back My MulletGimmie Back My BulletsLynyrd Skynyrd2003-05-07
Bad BandsBadlandsAC/DC2003-05-08
FlapjacksBlack MathWhite Stripes2003-05-08
Fade From BlackFade To BlackMetallica2003-05-09
An Innocent Man (As OJ Pleads)An Innocent ManBilly Joel2003-05-09
It's Just English Tests To MeIt's Still Rock And Roll To MeBilly Joel2003-05-09
Carp Filled CanSharp Dressed ManZZ Top2003-05-12
Tide And WhiteningRide The LightningMetallica2003-05-12
Soaked In BeersSmoke And MirrorsHenry Lee Summer2003-05-12
Sell Everything For FiftyHell Aint A Bad Place To BeAC/DC2003-05-13
Drummer Is 69Summer Of '69Bryan Adams2003-05-14
Stale GeezerHail, CaeserAC/DC2003-05-14
Ciggarette DittySuffragette CityDavid Bowie2003-05-19
I Don't Wanna Miss A DayI Don't Wanna Miss A ThingAerosmith2003-05-19
Midge, She's My Troubled DaughterBridge Over Troubled WaterSimon & Garfunkel2003-05-20
Installment BluesDown Payment BluesAC/DC2003-05-20
The Sound Of ScienceThe Sound Of SilenceSimon & Garfunkel2003-05-20
Knack To HackBack In BlackAC/DC2003-05-20
Billy's ConfusedDazed And ConfusedLed Zeppelin2003-05-27
Big BunsBig GunAC/DC2003-05-30
BSB (The Aint Boy Band Song)TNTAC/DC2003-06-23
Moldy CokeHoly SmokeIron Maiden2003-10-21
Run To The PillsRun To the HillsIron Maiden2003-10-26
2 Minutes To Classtime2 Minutes To MidnightIron Maiden2003-11-17
Hollowed Be Thy HeadHallowed Be Thy NameIron Maiden2003-11-17
Behind The WheelSun And SteelIron Maiden2003-11-17
The FlamboyantThe ClairvoyantIron Maiden2003-11-17
The Number Of The GirlThe Number Of The BeastIron Maiden2003-11-17
The Snicker ManThe Wicker ManIron Maiden2003-11-17
FillersKillersIron Maiden2003-11-21
Knockin' On Evans' DoorKnockin' On Heaven's DoorGuns N' Roses2003-12-01
My Scalp Is Lice CityParadise CityGuns N' Roses2003-12-01
That MichaelMy MichelleGuns N' Roses2003-12-02
Joyce BrothersBlood BrothersIron Maiden2003-12-23
Ace Is HighAces HighIron Maiden2003-12-24
If It Don't Work Just Slam ItOut Of The Silent PlanetIron Maiden2003-12-24
Smells Like Lord Of The Rings (Frodo's Lament)Smells Like Teen SpiritNirvana2004-01-08
Britney SucksThunderstruckAC/DC2004-01-09
Chicken PoxMoneytalksAC/DC2004-01-10
Hiding In BreeGrowing On MeThe Darkness2004-01-10
Yoko Is A ScareLivin' On A PrayerBon Jovi2004-01-13
Gamgee (Smeagol's Obvious Disliking For Sam)AngieThe Rolling Stones2004-01-16
Big Stupid JocksLet There Be RockAC/DC2004-01-16
You're So Measley (Sam's Obvious Dislike For Gollum)It's So EasyGuns N Roses2004-01-16
We Are The PythonsWe Are The ChampionsQueen2004-01-18
Castle Camelot (Yes, Even More Monty Python Material)Hotel CaliforniaThe Eagles2004-01-20
Chicken PoxMoneytalksAC/DC2004-01-20
Brave Sir RobBrave New WorldIron Maiden2004-01-21
Caught In My FlyLord Of The FliesIron Maiden2004-01-26
Caught In My FlyLord Of The FliesIron Maiden2004-01-28
100 Parodies (Holy Crap!)100 Years AgoThe Rolling Stones2004-01-30
Sausage Roll and BaconRock 'N' Roll DamnationAC/DC2004-01-30
Getting Too Much SpamChildren Of The DamnedIron Maiden2004-01-30
Justin's Queer (Too Many Boy Bands)Wasted YearsIron Maiden2004-01-30
The Ballad Of Axl Rose (Fire Your Band)Fire Your GunsAC/DC2004-01-30
Gotta Get Some Traction (Now!)Gotta Get Some Action (Now!)The Hellacopters2004-01-30
I Believe In These Things Called Drgus (Ozzy's Anthem)I Believe In A Thing Called LoveThe Darkness2004-01-30
Chocolate CravePowerslaveIron Maiden2004-02-14
Show Of A Thousand CharactersRime Of The Ancient MarinerIron Maiden2004-02-14
I Wanna Be CastratedI Wanna Be SedatedThe Ramones2004-02-24
Darth VaderInvadersIron Maiden2004-02-24
I Download From Nap(ster)She's Jot The JackAC/DC2004-03-01
Fear Of The DogFear Of The DarkIron Maiden2004-03-01
I've Been Sitting On The ToiletI've Been Working On The RailroadTraditonal2004-07-15
This Was Spinal TapPiano ManBilly Joel2005-11-29
We're Only Gonna CryWe're Only Gonna DieBad Religion2005-12-05
GreaseCeaseBad Religion2005-12-06
Eat Two Hamburgers and Drink Some BeerTake Two Placebos and Call Me LameNOFX2005-12-06
Your Artwork Just Aint RIghtEverything Is AlrightMotion City Soundtrack2005-12-06
Homecoming NightHomecomingGreen Day2005-12-06
Lars UlrichShoplifterGreen Day2005-12-06
I Want Bigger BreadThe Wrong CompanyFlogging Molly2005-12-06
21st Century (God-Fearing Boy)21st Century (Digital Boy)Bad Religion2005-12-07
Very Punk Rock ChristmasHolly Jolly ChristmasTraditional2005-12-07
Grease (Fast Food Nation)CeaseBad Religion2005-12-13
She's Got StubbleShe's a RebelGreen Day2005-12-14
Driver's Ed.The GauntletDropkick Murphys2005-12-14
In the Mall?In the Flesh?Pink Floyd2006-03-11
All the Pricks In the Mall, Part 2Another Brick In The Wall (Part 2)Pink Floyd2006-03-15
All Of the Pricks In the Mall, Part 1Another Brick In the Wall, Part 1Pink Floyd2006-03-15
Empty FacesEmpty SpacesPink Floyd2006-03-15
Goodbye PaycheckGoodbye Blue SkyPink Floyd2006-03-15
MotherMotherPink Floyd2006-03-15
The Crappiest Days Of Our LivesThe Happiest Days Of Our LivesPink Floyd2006-03-15
The High PriceThe Thin IcePink Floyd2006-03-15
The High PriceThe Thin IcePink Floyd2006-03-15
...After Getting FiredYoung LustPink Floyd2006-03-16
This Place Shall Burn!!!One Of My TurnsPink Floyd2006-10-31
All Of the Pr*cks In the Mall Pt. IIIAnother Brick In the Wall Pt. IIIPink Floyd2006-11-02
Don't Throw Me OutDon't Leave Me NowPink Floyd2006-11-02
Goodbye Chain StoresGoodbye Cruel WorldPink Floyd2006-11-02
Cold BrewHey YouPink Floyd2006-11-04
Are There Any Malls Around Here?Is There Anybody Out There?Pink Floyd2006-11-04
No Stores Worth CrapNobody HomePink Floyd2006-11-04
BoredomVeraPink Floyd2006-11-04
Bring My Boy Back HomeBring the Boys Back HomePink Floyd2006-11-06
Mall-Dwelling ScumComfortably NumbPink Floyd2006-11-06
In the MallIn the FleshPink Floyd2006-11-08
Spend Like HellRun Like HellPink Floyd2006-11-08
The Woe Just Goes OnThe Show Must Go OnPink Floyd2006-11-08
ShopStopPink Floyd2006-11-20
Taking Back the MallWaiting for the WormsPink Floyd2006-11-20
Outside the MallOutside the WallPink Floyd2006-11-22
The AislesThe TrialPink Floyd2006-11-22
the Mall (Complete)the WallPink Floyd2006-11-23
The Hoof LifeThe Good LifeWeezer2006-11-27
Son of a JewOne of the FewPink Floyd2006-11-29
The Post-mall SceneThe Post-war DreamPink Floyd2006-11-29
Intolerable PestsYour Possible PastsPink Floyd2006-11-29
When the Shoppers Broke FreeWhen the Tigers Broke FreePink Floyd2006-11-30
Little Drop Of Soy SauceLittle Drop Of PoisonTom Waits2006-12-01
I Went and Pissed Off Big RedAin't That a Kick in the Head?Dean Martin2006-12-02
Have You Ever Seen His Sleigh?Have You Ever Seen the Rain?Creedence Clearwater Revival2006-12-07
Christmas with HeathensChristmas In HeavenMonty Python's Flying Circus2006-12-14
Santa Claus is Skipping Our TownSanta Claus is Coming to TownTraditional2006-12-20
Broke CD DriveOl' '55Tom Waits2007-05-08
If I Should Piss Off All the ModsIf I Should Fall From Grace With Godthe Pogues2007-05-09