Song Parodies ->Authors -> Chris Pollman
Song Parodies -> Lyrics
P stands for Pacing, F stands for How Funny, and O is for Overall Score.
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| Parody Title | Original Title | Performer | Submitted | P | F | O | H |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Paint It White | Paint It Black | Rolling Stones | 2.8 | 3.0 | 3.5 | 133 | |
| Deep Fried Chicken | Honky Tonk Women | Rolling Stones | 2.4 | 2.6 | 2.4 | 167 | |
| Sympathy For IRS | Sympathy For The Devil | Rolling Stones | 4.4 | 4.8 | 4.7 | 118 | |
| I'm A Hoosier | I'm A Loser | Beatles | 2.6 | 3.0 | 2.8 | 133 | |
| Demo CD Burner | Memo From Turner | Rolling Stones | 2.8 | 3.0 | 3.2 | 173 | |
| Big, Brown, Draft Horse Pie | American Pie | Don McLean | 2.2 | 2.8 | 2.7 | 243 | |
| Waht'd The News Say? | Ruby Tuesday | Rolling Stones | 2.3 | 2.7 | 2.7 | 98 | |
| Mary Jane's Last Chance | Mary Jane's Last Dance | Tom Petty | 2.8 | 3.2 | 3.0 | 481 | |
| I Want A Dell | Highway To Hell | AC/DC | 4.8 | 4.4 | 4.6 | 166 | |
| Geek Nerd | Free Bird | Lynyrd Skynyrd | 3.0 | 2.7 | 2.8 | 134 | |
| Star Trucker | Star F***** | Rolling Stones | 4.2 | 3.6 | 3.8 | 113 | |
| Stocks Today | Walk This Way | Aerosmith | 4.1 | 4.8 | 4.6 | 113 | |
| I Want A Dell (remake) | Highway To Hell | AC/DC | 3.9 | 3.9 | 4.0 | 158 | |
| The Civic Center's Old Farts Club Band | Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band | Beatles | 2.1 | 3.1 | 2.9 | 243 | |
| Crappy | Happy | The Rolling Stones | 3.7 | 3.0 | 2.7 | 99 | |
| Crappy | Happy | The Rolling Stones | 2.0 | 1.2 | 1.2 | 91 | |
| Hacky Sack | Back In Black | AC/DC | 3.7 | 4.0 | 3.9 | 385 | |
| Have You Ever Gone Insane? | Have You Ever Seen The Rain? | Creedence Clearwater Revival | 3.6 | 3.3 | 3.3 | 118 | |
| What You Do For Honey Funny | What You Do For Money Honey | AC/DC | 3.5 | 3.5 | 4.0 | 150 | |
| Rat Bottom Squirrels | Fat Bottomed Girls | Queen | 4.0 | 4.3 | 4.2 | 274 | |
| C.N.T. | T.N.T. | AC/DC | 3.0 | 3.3 | 3.0 | 139 | |
| Hells Bells (The Morning Bell At School) | Hells Bells | AC/DC | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.6 | 203 | |
| You Pigged Out All Night Long | You Shook Me All Night Long | AC/DC | 4.1 | 4.2 | 4.1 | 172 | |
| Ate Too Much I'm Gonna Spew | Now I Wanna Sniff Some Glue | The Ramones | 3.3 | 2.3 | 2.7 | 97 | |
| Big Malls | Big Balls | AC/DC | 4.8 | 4.5 | 4.7 | 158 | |
| Stink | Pink | Aerosmith | 1.6 | 1.6 | 1.6 | 117 | |
| 50 Ways To Blow Your Cover | 50 Ways To Leave Your Lover | Paul Simon | 3.2 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 1000 | |
| Thirty Dreams In My Sleep | Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap | AC/DC | 2.2 | 2.8 | 2.5 | 152 | |
| Tater Tot | Get It Hot | AC/DC | 1.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 553 | |
| Highway That Smells | Highway To Hell | AC/DC | 3.7 | 4.0 | 3.7 | 170 | |
| Sprite Prowler | Night Prowler | AC/DC | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 156 | |
| Broken Raft Flotation | Rock N Roll Damnation | AC/DC | 3.3 | 3.3 | 3.3 | 133 | |
| Socker | Rocker | AC/DC | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 152 | |
| Back In Black (MIIB) | Back In Black | AC/DC | 3.4 | 3.4 | 3.4 | 204 | |
| Gettin' A Kidney Stone | Givin' The Dog A Bone | AC/DC | 3.3 | 3.3 | 3.3 | 272 | |
| Feetreeker | Heatseeker | AC/DC | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 153 | |
| Knock Your Little Fart Out | Rock Your Little Heart Out | AC/DC | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 147 | |
| The Razor's Edge | The Razor's Edge | AC/DC | 3.0 | 2.3 | 2.7 | 177 | |
| Me Saddam/Jihad-Jihad-Jo/I See Paris | Me Chinese/Jing-Hong-Ho/I See London | Lots of kids across America | 3.8 | 3.4 | 3.2 | 136 | |
| If You Want Scuds (We Got 'Em) | If You Want Blood (You Got It) | AC/DC | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 151 | |
| When My Chevy Breaks | When The Levy Breaks | Led Zeppelin | 2.7 | 2.9 | 3.0 | 630 | |
| I Want A New Pug | I Want A New Drug | Huey Lewis And The News | 2.8 | 2.4 | 2.2 | 110 | |
| Meth | Beth | Kiss | 2.1 | 2.4 | 2.6 | 235 | |
| Television | Double Vision | Foreigner | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 115 | |
| Cutting The Cheese | Call Me The Breeze | Lynyrd Skynyrd | 3.4 | 3.8 | 3.6 | 122 | |
| For Those Who Can't Walk (We Assist You) | For Those About To Rock (We Salute You) | AC/DC | 4.2 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 169 | |
| Growing Back My Mullet | Gimmie Back My Bullets | Lynyrd Skynyrd | 3.4 | 3.6 | 3.4 | 345 | |
| Bad Bands | Badlands | AC/DC | 3.2 | 3.4 | 3.2 | 218 | |
| Flapjacks | Black Math | White Stripes | 2.0 | 1.6 | 1.8 | 92 | |
| Fade From Black | Fade To Black | Metallica | 3.8 | 3.2 | 3.7 | 166 | |
| An Innocent Man (As OJ Pleads) | An Innocent Man | Billy Joel | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 116 | |
| It's Just English Tests To Me | It's Still Rock And Roll To Me | Billy Joel | 3.9 | 3.9 | 4.0 | 106 | |
| Carp Filled Can | Sharp Dressed Man | ZZ Top | 2.5 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 158 | |
| Tide And Whitening | Ride The Lightning | Metallica | 2.7 | 2.3 | 2.7 | 122 | |
| Soaked In Beers | Smoke And Mirrors | Henry Lee Summer | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 139 | |
| Sell Everything For Fifty | Hell Aint A Bad Place To Be | AC/DC | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 149 | |
| Ones | One | Metallica | 3.7 | 3.6 | 3.9 | 147 | |
| Drummer Is 69 | Summer Of '69 | Bryan Adams | 3.9 | 4.2 | 4.1 | 129 | |
| Stale Geezer | Hail, Caeser | AC/DC | 5.0 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 145 | |
| Ciggarette Ditty | Suffragette City | David Bowie | 3.5 | 3.5 | 3.7 | 123 | |
| I Don't Wanna Miss A Day | I Don't Wanna Miss A Thing | Aerosmith | 3.5 | 3.5 | 3.5 | 140 | |
| Midge, She's My Troubled Daughter | Bridge Over Troubled Water | Simon & Garfunkel | No Votes | 125 | |||
| Installment Blues | Down Payment Blues | AC/DC | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 164 | |
| The Sound Of Science | The Sound Of Silence | Simon & Garfunkel | 4.5 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 122 | |
| Knack To Hack | Back In Black | AC/DC | No Votes | 152 | |||
| Billy's Confused | Dazed And Confused | Led Zeppelin | No Votes | 114 | |||
| Big Buns | Big Gun | AC/DC | No Votes | 200 | |||
| BSB (The Aint Boy Band Song) | TNT | AC/DC | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 154 | |
| Moldy Coke | Holy Smoke | Iron Maiden | No Votes | 137 | |||
| Run To The Pills | Run To the Hills | Iron Maiden | 5.0 | 4.5 | 5.0 | 169 | |
| 2 Minutes To Classtime | 2 Minutes To Midnight | Iron Maiden | 4.5 | 4.0 | 4.5 | 237 | |
| Hollowed Be Thy Head | Hallowed Be Thy Name | Iron Maiden | 4.3 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 273 | |
| Behind The Wheel | Sun And Steel | Iron Maiden | No Votes | 118 | |||
| The Flamboyant | The Clairvoyant | Iron Maiden | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 119 | |
| The Number Of The Girl | The Number Of The Beast | Iron Maiden | 3.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 123 | |
| The Snicker Man | The Wicker Man | Iron Maiden | No Votes | 215 | |||
| Fillers | Killers | Iron Maiden | No Votes | 121 | |||
| Knockin' On Evans' Door | Knockin' On Heaven's Door | Guns N' Roses | 2.5 | 2.8 | 2.5 | 148 | |
| My Scalp Is Lice City | Paradise City | Guns N' Roses | No Votes | 121 | |||
| That Michael | My Michelle | Guns N' Roses | 4.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 134 | |
| Joyce Brothers | Blood Brothers | Iron Maiden | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 108 | |
| Ace Is High | Aces High | Iron Maiden | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 181 | |
| If It Don't Work Just Slam It | Out Of The Silent Planet | Iron Maiden | No Votes | 123 | |||
| Smells Like Lord Of The Rings (Frodo's Lament) | Smells Like Teen Spirit | Nirvana | 4.5 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 146 | |
| Schoolbreak | Jailbreak | AC/DC | No Votes | 155 | |||
| Britney Sucks | Thunderstruck | AC/DC | 2.5 | 2.0 | 2.0 | 208 | |
| Chicken Pox | Moneytalks | AC/DC | No Votes | 255 | |||
| Hiding In Bree | Growing On Me | The Darkness | No Votes | 114 | |||
| Yoko Is A Scare | Livin' On A Prayer | Bon Jovi | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 107 | |
| Gamgee (Smeagol's Obvious Disliking For Sam) | Angie | The Rolling Stones | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 357 | |
| Big Stupid Jocks | Let There Be Rock | AC/DC | No Votes | 239 | |||
| You're So Measley (Sam's Obvious Dislike For Gollum) | It's So Easy | Guns N Roses | No Votes | 116 | |||
| We Are The Pythons | We Are The Champions | Queen | No Votes | 137 | |||
| Shrubbery | TNT | AC/DC | 3.7 | 4.3 | 4.0 | 173 | |
| Castle Camelot (Yes, Even More Monty Python Material) | Hotel California | The Eagles | 4.0 | 4.3 | 4.0 | 142 | |
| Chicken Pox | Moneytalks | AC/DC | 2.0 | 2.0 | 2.0 | 167 | |
| Brave Sir Rob | Brave New World | Iron Maiden | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 135 | |
| Caught In My Fly | Lord Of The Flies | Iron Maiden | No Votes | 135 | |||
| Caught In My Fly | Lord Of The Flies | Iron Maiden | No Votes | 114 | |||
| 100 Parodies (Holy Crap!) | 100 Years Ago | The Rolling Stones | 5.0 | 4.0 | 5.0 | 227 | |
| Sausage Roll and Bacon | Rock 'N' Roll Damnation | AC/DC | No Votes | 175 | |||
| Getting Too Much Spam | Children Of The Damned | Iron Maiden | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 125 | |
| Justin's Queer (Too Many Boy Bands) | Wasted Years | Iron Maiden | 3.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 129 | |
| The Ballad Of Axl Rose (Fire Your Band) | Fire Your Guns | AC/DC | No Votes | 191 | |||
| Gotta Get Some Traction (Now!) | Gotta Get Some Action (Now!) | The Hellacopters | No Votes | 120 | |||
| I Believe In These Things Called Drgus (Ozzy's Anthem) | I Believe In A Thing Called Love | The Darkness | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 125 | |
| Chocolate Crave | Powerslave | Iron Maiden | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 128 | |
| Show Of A Thousand Characters | Rime Of The Ancient Mariner | Iron Maiden | 4.5 | 4.0 | 4.5 | 137 | |
| I Wanna Be Castrated | I Wanna Be Sedated | The Ramones | No Votes | 125 | |||
| Darth Vader | Invaders | Iron Maiden | 5.0 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 145 | |
| I Download From Nap(ster) | She's Jot The Jack | AC/DC | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 153 | |
| Fear Of The Dog | Fear Of The Dark | Iron Maiden | 4.0 | 4.7 | 4.3 | 154 | |
| I've Been Sitting On The Toilet | I've Been Working On The Railroad | Traditonal | 5.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 156 | |
| This Was Spinal Tap | Piano Man | Billy Joel | 4.5 | 4.5 | 5.0 | 102 | |
| We're Only Gonna Cry | We're Only Gonna Die | Bad Religion | No Votes | 92 | |||
| Grease | Cease | Bad Religion | 1.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 100 | |
| Eat Two Hamburgers and Drink Some Beer | Take Two Placebos and Call Me Lame | NOFX | 1.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 185 | |
| Your Artwork Just Aint RIght | Everything Is Alright | Motion City Soundtrack | 3.3 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 163 | |
| Homecoming Night | Homecoming | Green Day | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 108 | |
| Lars Ulrich | Shoplifter | Green Day | No Votes | 106 | |||
| I Want Bigger Bread | The Wrong Company | Flogging Molly | 4.0 | 4.3 | 3.0 | 139 | |
| 21st Century (God-Fearing Boy) | 21st Century (Digital Boy) | Bad Religion | 3.3 | 2.0 | 3.3 | 192 | |
| Very Punk Rock Christmas | Holly Jolly Christmas | Traditional | 3.9 | 3.6 | 3.3 | 585 | |
| Grease (Fast Food Nation) | Cease | Bad Religion | No Votes | 231 | |||
| She's Got Stubble | She's a Rebel | Green Day | 5.0 | 5.0 | 4.5 | 92 | |
| Driver's Ed. | The Gauntlet | Dropkick Murphys | No Votes | 127 | |||
| In the Mall? | In the Flesh? | Pink Floyd | 4.5 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 113 | |
| All the Pricks In the Mall, Part 2 | Another Brick In The Wall (Part 2) | Pink Floyd | 3.8 | 2.8 | 3.0 | 253 | |
| All Of the Pricks In the Mall, Part 1 | Another Brick In the Wall, Part 1 | Pink Floyd | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 131 | |
| Empty Faces | Empty Spaces | Pink Floyd | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 172 | |
| Goodbye Paycheck | Goodbye Blue Sky | Pink Floyd | 4.5 | 4.0 | 4.5 | 113 | |
| Mother | Mother | Pink Floyd | 5.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 119 | |
| The Crappiest Days Of Our Lives | The Happiest Days Of Our Lives | Pink Floyd | 5.0 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 118 | |
| The High Price | The Thin Ice | Pink Floyd | No Votes | 97 | |||
| The High Price | The Thin Ice | Pink Floyd | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 115 | |
| ...After Getting Fired | Young Lust | Pink Floyd | 3.3 | 3.7 | 3.3 | 575 | |
| This Place Shall Burn!!! | One Of My Turns | Pink Floyd | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 119 | |
| All Of the Pr*cks In the Mall Pt. III | Another Brick In the Wall Pt. III | Pink Floyd | 5.0 | 4.3 | 4.7 | 120 | |
| Don't Throw Me Out | Don't Leave Me Now | Pink Floyd | 5.0 | 4.0 | 5.0 | 113 | |
| Goodbye Chain Stores | Goodbye Cruel World | Pink Floyd | 5.0 | 4.7 | 5.0 | 116 | |
| Cold Brew | Hey You | Pink Floyd | 5.0 | 4.5 | 5.0 | 120 | |
| Are There Any Malls Around Here? | Is There Anybody Out There? | Pink Floyd | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 113 | |
| No Stores Worth Crap | Nobody Home | Pink Floyd | 4.7 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 106 | |
| Boredom | Vera | Pink Floyd | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 103 | |
| Bring My Boy Back Home | Bring the Boys Back Home | Pink Floyd | 5.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 120 | |
| Mall-Dwelling Scum | Comfortably Numb | Pink Floyd | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 102 | |
| In the Mall | In the Flesh | Pink Floyd | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 132 | |
| Spend Like Hell | Run Like Hell | Pink Floyd | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 119 | |
| The Woe Just Goes On | The Show Must Go On | Pink Floyd | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 137 | |
| Shop | Stop | Pink Floyd | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 115 | |
| Taking Back the Mall | Waiting for the Worms | Pink Floyd | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 123 | |
| Outside the Mall | Outside the Wall | Pink Floyd | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 102 | |
| The Aisles | The Trial | Pink Floyd | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 113 | |
| the Mall (Complete) | the Wall | Pink Floyd | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 124 | |
| The Hoof Life | The Good Life | Weezer | No Votes | 189 | |||
| Son of a Jew | One of the Few | Pink Floyd | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 116 | |
| The Post-mall Scene | The Post-war Dream | Pink Floyd | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 104 | |
| Intolerable Pests | Your Possible Pasts | Pink Floyd | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 105 | |
| When the Shoppers Broke Free | When the Tigers Broke Free | Pink Floyd | 4.8 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 105 | |
| Little Drop Of Soy Sauce | Little Drop Of Poison | Tom Waits | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 199 | |
| I Went and Pissed Off Big Red | Ain't That a Kick in the Head? | Dean Martin | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 148 | |
| Have You Ever Seen His Sleigh? | Have You Ever Seen the Rain? | Creedence Clearwater Revival | 4.2 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 133 | |
| Christmas with Heathens | Christmas In Heaven | Monty Python's Flying Circus | 5.0 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 126 | |
| Santa Claus is Skipping Our Town | Santa Claus is Coming to Town | Traditional | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 147 | |
| Broke CD Drive | Ol' '55 | Tom Waits | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 166 | |
| If I Should Piss Off All the Mods | If I Should Fall From Grace With God | the Pogues | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 270 | |
