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Parody TitleOriginal TitlePerformerSubmittedPFOH
Paint It WhitePaint It BlackRolling Stones2002-11-042.83.03.5133
Deep Fried ChickenHonky Tonk WomenRolling Stones2002-11-042.42.62.4167
Sympathy For IRSSympathy For The DevilRolling Stones2003-01-234.44.84.7118
I'm A HoosierI'm A LoserBeatles2003-01-272.63.02.8133
Demo CD BurnerMemo From TurnerRolling Stones2003-01-302.83.03.2173
Big, Brown, Draft Horse PieAmerican PieDon McLean2003-02-072.22.82.7243
Waht'd The News Say?Ruby TuesdayRolling Stones2003-02-122.32.72.798
Mary Jane's Last ChanceMary Jane's Last DanceTom Petty2003-02-242.83.23.0481
I Want A DellHighway To HellAC/DC2003-02-254.84.44.6166
Geek NerdFree BirdLynyrd Skynyrd2003-02-273.02.72.8134
Star TruckerStar F*****Rolling Stones2003-02-284.23.63.8113
Stocks TodayWalk This WayAerosmith2003-02-284.14.84.6113
I Want A Dell (remake)Highway To HellAC/DC2003-03-033.93.94.0158
The Civic Center's Old Farts Club BandSgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club BandBeatles2003-03-072.13.12.9243
CrappyHappyThe Rolling Stones2003-03-103.73.02.799
CrappyHappyThe Rolling Stones2003-03-102.01.21.291
Hacky SackBack In BlackAC/DC2003-03-103.74.03.9385
Have You Ever Gone Insane?Have You Ever Seen The Rain?Creedence Clearwater Revival2003-03-113.63.33.3118
What You Do For Honey FunnyWhat You Do For Money HoneyAC/DC2003-04-033.53.54.0150
Rat Bottom SquirrelsFat Bottomed GirlsQueen2003-04-044.04.34.2274
C.N.T.T.N.T.AC/DC2003-04-073.03.33.0139
Hells Bells (The Morning Bell At School)Hells BellsAC/DC2003-04-094.44.44.6203
You Pigged Out All Night LongYou Shook Me All Night LongAC/DC2003-04-144.14.24.1172
Ate Too Much I'm Gonna SpewNow I Wanna Sniff Some GlueThe Ramones2003-04-223.32.32.797
Big MallsBig BallsAC/DC2003-04-244.84.54.7158
StinkPinkAerosmith2003-04-241.61.61.6117
50 Ways To Blow Your Cover50 Ways To Leave Your LoverPaul Simon2003-04-283.23.03.01000
Thirty Dreams In My SleepDirty Deeds Done Dirt CheapAC/DC2003-04-282.22.82.5152
Tater TotGet It HotAC/DC2003-04-281.01.01.0553
Highway That SmellsHighway To HellAC/DC2003-04-283.74.03.7170
Sprite ProwlerNight ProwlerAC/DC2003-04-283.03.03.0156
Broken Raft FlotationRock N Roll DamnationAC/DC2003-04-283.33.33.3133
SockerRockerAC/DC2003-04-283.03.03.0152
Back In Black (MIIB)Back In BlackAC/DC2003-04-283.43.43.4204
Gettin' A Kidney StoneGivin' The Dog A BoneAC/DC2003-04-283.33.33.3272
FeetreekerHeatseekerAC/DC2003-04-283.03.03.0153
Knock Your Little Fart OutRock Your Little Heart OutAC/DC2003-04-283.03.03.0147
The Razor's EdgeThe Razor's EdgeAC/DC2003-04-283.02.32.7177
Me Saddam/Jihad-Jihad-Jo/I See ParisMe Chinese/Jing-Hong-Ho/I See LondonLots of kids across America2003-04-283.83.43.2136
If You Want Scuds (We Got 'Em)If You Want Blood (You Got It)AC/DC2003-05-024.04.04.0151
When My Chevy BreaksWhen The Levy BreaksLed Zeppelin2003-05-052.72.93.0630
I Want A New PugI Want A New DrugHuey Lewis And The News2003-05-052.82.42.2110
MethBethKiss2003-05-062.12.42.6235
TelevisionDouble VisionForeigner2003-05-063.73.73.7115
Cutting The CheeseCall Me The BreezeLynyrd Skynyrd2003-05-073.43.83.6122
For Those Who Can't Walk (We Assist You)For Those About To Rock (We Salute You)AC/DC2003-05-074.24.04.0169
Growing Back My MulletGimmie Back My BulletsLynyrd Skynyrd2003-05-073.43.63.4345
Bad BandsBadlandsAC/DC2003-05-083.23.43.2218
FlapjacksBlack MathWhite Stripes2003-05-082.01.61.892
Fade From BlackFade To BlackMetallica2003-05-093.83.23.7166
An Innocent Man (As OJ Pleads)An Innocent ManBilly Joel2003-05-094.04.04.0116
It's Just English Tests To MeIt's Still Rock And Roll To MeBilly Joel2003-05-093.93.94.0106
Carp Filled CanSharp Dressed ManZZ Top2003-05-122.53.03.0158
Tide And WhiteningRide The LightningMetallica2003-05-122.72.32.7122
Soaked In BeersSmoke And MirrorsHenry Lee Summer2003-05-123.03.03.0139
Sell Everything For FiftyHell Aint A Bad Place To BeAC/DC2003-05-134.04.04.0149
OnesOneMetallica2003-05-143.73.63.9147
Drummer Is 69Summer Of '69Bryan Adams2003-05-143.94.24.1129
Stale GeezerHail, CaeserAC/DC2003-05-145.04.74.7145
Ciggarette DittySuffragette CityDavid Bowie2003-05-193.53.53.7123
I Don't Wanna Miss A DayI Don't Wanna Miss A ThingAerosmith2003-05-193.53.53.5140
Midge, She's My Troubled DaughterBridge Over Troubled WaterSimon & Garfunkel2003-05-20No Votes125
Installment BluesDown Payment BluesAC/DC2003-05-203.03.03.0164
The Sound Of ScienceThe Sound Of SilenceSimon & Garfunkel2003-05-204.54.04.0122
Knack To HackBack In BlackAC/DC2003-05-20No Votes152
Billy's ConfusedDazed And ConfusedLed Zeppelin2003-05-27No Votes114
Big BunsBig GunAC/DC2003-05-30No Votes200
BSB (The Aint Boy Band Song)TNTAC/DC2003-06-235.05.05.0154
Moldy CokeHoly SmokeIron Maiden2003-10-21No Votes137
Run To The PillsRun To the HillsIron Maiden2003-10-265.04.55.0169
2 Minutes To Classtime2 Minutes To MidnightIron Maiden2003-11-174.54.04.5237
Hollowed Be Thy HeadHallowed Be Thy NameIron Maiden2003-11-174.35.05.0273
Behind The WheelSun And SteelIron Maiden2003-11-17No Votes118
The FlamboyantThe ClairvoyantIron Maiden2003-11-173.03.03.0119
The Number Of The GirlThe Number Of The BeastIron Maiden2003-11-173.04.04.0123
The Snicker ManThe Wicker ManIron Maiden2003-11-17No Votes215
FillersKillersIron Maiden2003-11-21No Votes121
Knockin' On Evans' DoorKnockin' On Heaven's DoorGuns N' Roses2003-12-012.52.82.5148
My Scalp Is Lice CityParadise CityGuns N' Roses2003-12-01No Votes121
That MichaelMy MichelleGuns N' Roses2003-12-024.03.03.0134
Joyce BrothersBlood BrothersIron Maiden2003-12-234.04.04.0108
Ace Is HighAces HighIron Maiden2003-12-245.05.05.0181
If It Don't Work Just Slam ItOut Of The Silent PlanetIron Maiden2003-12-24No Votes123
Smells Like Lord Of The Rings (Frodo's Lament)Smells Like Teen SpiritNirvana2004-01-084.55.05.0146
SchoolbreakJailbreakAC/DC2004-01-09No Votes155
Britney SucksThunderstruckAC/DC2004-01-092.52.02.0208
Chicken PoxMoneytalksAC/DC2004-01-10No Votes255
Hiding In BreeGrowing On MeThe Darkness2004-01-10No Votes114
Yoko Is A ScareLivin' On A PrayerBon Jovi2004-01-135.05.05.0107
Gamgee (Smeagol's Obvious Disliking For Sam)AngieThe Rolling Stones2004-01-165.05.05.0357
Big Stupid JocksLet There Be RockAC/DC2004-01-16No Votes239
You're So Measley (Sam's Obvious Dislike For Gollum)It's So EasyGuns N Roses2004-01-16No Votes116
We Are The PythonsWe Are The ChampionsQueen2004-01-18No Votes137
ShrubberyTNTAC/DC2004-01-193.74.34.0173
Castle Camelot (Yes, Even More Monty Python Material)Hotel CaliforniaThe Eagles2004-01-204.04.34.0142
Chicken PoxMoneytalksAC/DC2004-01-202.02.02.0167
Brave Sir RobBrave New WorldIron Maiden2004-01-213.03.03.0135
Caught In My FlyLord Of The FliesIron Maiden2004-01-26No Votes135
Caught In My FlyLord Of The FliesIron Maiden2004-01-28No Votes114
100 Parodies (Holy Crap!)100 Years AgoThe Rolling Stones2004-01-305.04.05.0227
Sausage Roll and BaconRock 'N' Roll DamnationAC/DC2004-01-30No Votes175
Getting Too Much SpamChildren Of The DamnedIron Maiden2004-01-305.05.05.0125
Justin's Queer (Too Many Boy Bands)Wasted YearsIron Maiden2004-01-303.04.04.0129
The Ballad Of Axl Rose (Fire Your Band)Fire Your GunsAC/DC2004-01-30No Votes191
Gotta Get Some Traction (Now!)Gotta Get Some Action (Now!)The Hellacopters2004-01-30No Votes120
I Believe In These Things Called Drgus (Ozzy's Anthem)I Believe In A Thing Called LoveThe Darkness2004-01-304.04.04.0125
Chocolate CravePowerslaveIron Maiden2004-02-145.05.05.0128
Show Of A Thousand CharactersRime Of The Ancient MarinerIron Maiden2004-02-144.54.04.5137
I Wanna Be CastratedI Wanna Be SedatedThe Ramones2004-02-24No Votes125
Darth VaderInvadersIron Maiden2004-02-245.04.54.5145
I Download From Nap(ster)She's Jot The JackAC/DC2004-03-015.05.05.0153
Fear Of The DogFear Of The DarkIron Maiden2004-03-014.04.74.3154
I've Been Sitting On The ToiletI've Been Working On The RailroadTraditonal2004-07-155.01.01.0156
This Was Spinal TapPiano ManBilly Joel2005-11-294.54.55.0102
We're Only Gonna CryWe're Only Gonna DieBad Religion2005-12-05No Votes92
GreaseCeaseBad Religion2005-12-061.01.01.0100
Eat Two Hamburgers and Drink Some BeerTake Two Placebos and Call Me LameNOFX2005-12-061.01.01.0185
Your Artwork Just Aint RIghtEverything Is AlrightMotion City Soundtrack2005-12-063.33.73.7163
Homecoming NightHomecomingGreen Day2005-12-064.54.54.5108
Lars UlrichShoplifterGreen Day2005-12-06No Votes106
I Want Bigger BreadThe Wrong CompanyFlogging Molly2005-12-064.04.33.0139
21st Century (God-Fearing Boy)21st Century (Digital Boy)Bad Religion2005-12-073.32.03.3192
Very Punk Rock ChristmasHolly Jolly ChristmasTraditional2005-12-073.93.63.3585
Grease (Fast Food Nation)CeaseBad Religion2005-12-13No Votes231
She's Got StubbleShe's a RebelGreen Day2005-12-145.05.04.592
Driver's Ed.The GauntletDropkick Murphys2005-12-14No Votes127
In the Mall?In the Flesh?Pink Floyd2006-03-114.55.05.0113
All the Pricks In the Mall, Part 2Another Brick In The Wall (Part 2)Pink Floyd2006-03-153.82.83.0253
All Of the Pricks In the Mall, Part 1Another Brick In the Wall, Part 1Pink Floyd2006-03-155.05.05.0131
Empty FacesEmpty SpacesPink Floyd2006-03-155.05.05.0172
Goodbye PaycheckGoodbye Blue SkyPink Floyd2006-03-154.54.04.5113
MotherMotherPink Floyd2006-03-155.04.04.0119
The Crappiest Days Of Our LivesThe Happiest Days Of Our LivesPink Floyd2006-03-155.04.54.5118
The High PriceThe Thin IcePink Floyd2006-03-15No Votes97
The High PriceThe Thin IcePink Floyd2006-03-155.05.05.0115
...After Getting FiredYoung LustPink Floyd2006-03-163.33.73.3575
This Place Shall Burn!!!One Of My TurnsPink Floyd2006-10-314.04.04.0119
All Of the Pr*cks In the Mall Pt. IIIAnother Brick In the Wall Pt. IIIPink Floyd2006-11-025.04.34.7120
Don't Throw Me OutDon't Leave Me NowPink Floyd2006-11-025.04.05.0113
Goodbye Chain StoresGoodbye Cruel WorldPink Floyd2006-11-025.04.75.0116
Cold BrewHey YouPink Floyd2006-11-045.04.55.0120
Are There Any Malls Around Here?Is There Anybody Out There?Pink Floyd2006-11-043.73.73.7113
No Stores Worth CrapNobody HomePink Floyd2006-11-044.75.05.0106
BoredomVeraPink Floyd2006-11-045.05.05.0103
Bring My Boy Back HomeBring the Boys Back HomePink Floyd2006-11-065.04.04.0120
Mall-Dwelling ScumComfortably NumbPink Floyd2006-11-063.03.03.0102
In the MallIn the FleshPink Floyd2006-11-085.05.05.0132
Spend Like HellRun Like HellPink Floyd2006-11-085.05.05.0119
The Woe Just Goes OnThe Show Must Go OnPink Floyd2006-11-085.05.05.0137
ShopStopPink Floyd2006-11-205.05.05.0115
Taking Back the MallWaiting for the WormsPink Floyd2006-11-205.05.05.0123
Outside the MallOutside the WallPink Floyd2006-11-225.05.05.0102
The AislesThe TrialPink Floyd2006-11-225.05.05.0113
the Mall (Complete)the WallPink Floyd2006-11-235.05.05.0124
The Hoof LifeThe Good LifeWeezer2006-11-27No Votes189
Son of a JewOne of the FewPink Floyd2006-11-295.05.05.0116
The Post-mall SceneThe Post-war DreamPink Floyd2006-11-295.05.05.0104
Intolerable PestsYour Possible PastsPink Floyd2006-11-295.05.05.0105
When the Shoppers Broke FreeWhen the Tigers Broke FreePink Floyd2006-11-304.85.05.0105
Little Drop Of Soy SauceLittle Drop Of PoisonTom Waits2006-12-015.05.05.0199
I Went and Pissed Off Big RedAin't That a Kick in the Head?Dean Martin2006-12-025.05.05.0148
Have You Ever Seen His Sleigh?Have You Ever Seen the Rain?Creedence Clearwater Revival2006-12-074.24.44.4133
Christmas with HeathensChristmas In HeavenMonty Python's Flying Circus2006-12-145.04.84.8126
Santa Claus is Skipping Our TownSanta Claus is Coming to TownTraditional2006-12-205.05.05.0147
Broke CD DriveOl' '55Tom Waits2007-05-085.05.05.0166
If I Should Piss Off All the ModsIf I Should Fall From Grace With Godthe Pogues2007-05-095.05.05.0270
 
 
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