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Song Parodies -> "Little Drop Of Soy Sauce"
Original Song Title:
"Little Drop Of Poison"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Tom Waits
Parody Song Title:
"Little Drop Of Soy Sauce"
Parody Written by:
Chris Pollman
The Lyrics
Don't worry, Agrimorfee & Yoidy - my Pink Floyd full-length parody is still in the works, but I'm putting it on something of a hiatus for now...so that I can better develop the story/continuation of "the Mall". So until then, I hope you enjoy my other parodies! FYI: in the first line, Thai is short for "Thai food". Shortened it for pacing. This one's about my favorite restaruants, Oriental buffets!
I like my Thai - with a little drop of soy sauce
Everyone knows that Orientals have it made
I eat my weight - I bloat myself up one more pants size
I feel a bit gassy when the bill's paid
I fill up my plate, every dish gains me more weight
I always add that little drop of soy sauce
I fill up my plate, every dish gains me more weight
I always add that little drop of soy sauce
Did the buffet line go down, while I was eating?
Someone took all of the General Tso chicken
Another heap of rice, and a fortune cookie
My fingers I am lickin'
I fill up my plate, I pig out, drive off my date
I always add that little drop of soy sauce
I gain lots of weight, with slow metabolic rate
I always add that little drop of soy sauce
My fat always grows, when I eat at this place
Though I lose a little every day
I remember when good eating was not fleeting
I always pig out at buffets
I always engorge at buffets
Everyone knows that Orientals have it made
I eat my weight - I bloat myself up one more pants size
I feel a bit gassy when the bill's paid
I fill up my plate, every dish gains me more weight
I always add that little drop of soy sauce
I fill up my plate, every dish gains me more weight
I always add that little drop of soy sauce
Did the buffet line go down, while I was eating?
Someone took all of the General Tso chicken
Another heap of rice, and a fortune cookie
My fingers I am lickin'
I fill up my plate, I pig out, drive off my date
I always add that little drop of soy sauce
I gain lots of weight, with slow metabolic rate
I always add that little drop of soy sauce
My fat always grows, when I eat at this place
Though I lose a little every day
I remember when good eating was not fleeting
I always pig out at buffets
I always engorge at buffets
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Error Alert: When I wrote this out, I was going from a lyric website, rather than the song itself. Listening to the song, I relaized the chorus line is only sung once at a time, not twice, as the lyric website showed, and as I typed. My bad. Sorry.
Saucy.
Sounds like you might need to lose some weight, or you'll weigh 555!
Thanks, John and Yoidy!
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