Slow connection, slow PC
56k modem, I can't abide
All I ask is better for me
Taking too long toad "AmIRight"
I've got a reason Takes too much time,
There's soemthing I'd rather do,
Buy a Dell, party time,
All my friends have one too.

And I really want a Dell.

No error 404s, no modem limit
The page aint gonna slow down
Like a grand prize, I wanna win it.
Yeah, my '95 messes me around
Hey Bill Gates, payed my dues
By waiting on my slow old PC.
Hey, Microsoft, Look at me,
My computer dates 1,000 B.C.

And I really want a Dell.
(All I ask)

And I'm waiting around, all around
And I really want a Dell.