Song Parodies -> "If I Should Piss Off All the Mods"

Original Song Title:

"If I Should Fall From Grace With God"

Original Performer:

"If I Should Piss Off All the Mods"

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The Lyrics

I post regularly over at AbsolutePunk.net (2,334 so far) and as much as I love that site, the mods there can be pretty strict. Very strict, in fact...so anyway, here's my humorous little take on it...enjoy.

If I should piss off all the mods,
I'll be banned without hesitation
If I make 'em mad, oh God!
It'll be such a frustration
Block my account, block my account...
Block me from this messageboard
And seal my profile up.

I went and said some things,
That I know would cause me trouble.
And now I'm up and banned,
And my frustration is doubled.
Block my account, block my account...
Block me from this messageboard
And seal my profile up.

Posting lots of spam,
Well it was not a good idea,
At least now I understand,
...That the only rhyme I can use is "via"
I've digressed now, I've digressed now...
I'll try to get back on topic by the next stanza or so...

If I should piss off all the mods,
I'll be banned without hesitation
If I make 'em mad, oh God!
It'll be such a frustration

Block my account, block my account...
Block me from this messageboard
And seal my profile up!

For the record, this is not a true story haha. I try not to get banned there haha.

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Susanna Viljanen - May 09, 2007 - Report this comment

As a long-time Pogues fan, this was fun to strum along with guitar. Fivers.

Ann Hammond - May 09, 2007 - Report this comment

I read

TJC - May 09, 2007 - Report this comment

MODeration in everything.... (big brother)

Chris Pollman - May 09, 2007 - Report this comment

Thanks, Susanna, Ann, and TJC.

AFW - May 09, 2007 - Report this comment

I mod you a 555 vote

Below Average Dave - May 09, 2007 - Report this comment

All I can say is 'nice' . . .unfortunately, as a MOD on another site, you failed to piss me off. . .but you've earned my vote!

Red Ant - May 10, 2007 - Report this comment

As a mod, I got a kick out of this one. "Posting lots of spam, Well it was not a good idea": definitely not a good idea. Spamming is account suicide. Glad to see this is a work of fiction, Chris. =)

Susanna Viljanen - May 10, 2007 - Report this comment

Well, if you manage to get the Mods pissed off, this website is full of Rockers :-)

Chris Pollman - May 10, 2007 - Report this comment

Thanks AFW, Dave, and Red Ant. Glad you enjoyed it. Funny to see that a few of you are mods, and got a kick out of it. And yes, it is entirely a work of fiction haha. I definatley don't spam. In fact, I despise spammers haha. And yes Susanna, that is too true haha.

pickle - May 14, 2007 - Report this comment

I post on the Radio 2 message board, and got modded twice for insulting two people in the public eye who I considered nonentities.

Chris Pollman - August 23, 2007 - Report this comment

haha, I've seen that happen I think, a couple times on AP.net

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