Ohhhhhh,
I was walking home last night.
Ohhhhhh,
And what I saw was such a fright.
Ohhhhhh,
Was messed up little rodent,
Rat bottom squirrel, it was running round and 'round.

I was a scientest labled mad,
But I thought that I was rad
And I cloned life right in my nurserey
I took a baby sheepy, cloned the dang
thing while I was sleepy, yeah, and,
then I went off to fill a cup with pee. (hey! hey!)

I been mixing animal glands
Swapping tails, and feet, and hands,
I've even made a rhino-tailed gator/dog
But then one night home in my lab,
I mixed half a squirrel and half a rat.
Then I unleashed the monstronsity out the door.

Oh, and I saw it late that night,
Ah, and it was such a fright.
Ah, and I ran like hell away,
Rat bottom squirrels, it was running
round and round.
Rat bottom squirrels, it was running
round and round.
Hey, listen here.

My once tidy little home
Is covered in animal bones.
Aint no normal animal in this locality.
Oh but I still get my fun in
By a two-way species run-in.
Heap of worm scum, ewes, and other
non-realitys. Now get this!
Ohhhhhh,
I was walking home last night.
Ohhhhhh,
And what I saw was such a fright.
Ohhhhhh,
Was messed up little rodent,
Rat bottom squirrel, it was running round and 'round.
Oooh yeah them rat bottom sqirrels
Rat bottom squirrels yeah yeah yeah
rat bottom squirerels yes yes!