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1950s
Frankie Laine's, "Rose Rose I Love You "
Misheard Lyrics:
Standing on the Jenny as the steamer moves away.
Original Lyrics:
Standing on the jetty as the streamer moves away.
 
1960s
Dobie Gray's, "The 'in' Crowd"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got our own way of walkin',
We got our own way of porkin', yeah!
Original Lyrics:
Got our own way of walkin',
We got our own way of talkin', yeah!
Ray Charles', "In the Heat of the Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
In the feel of the night
Original Lyrics:
In the heat of the night
Stevie Wonder's, "What Christmas Means to Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Went to Mexico
Original Lyrics:
Lots of mistletoe
The Marcels', "Blue Moon"
Misheard Lyrics:
Voodoo
Original Lyrics:
Blue moon
 
1970s
Bee Gees', "You Should Be Dancing"
Misheard Lyrics:
You should be sexy
Original Lyrics:
You should be dancing
Misheard Lyrics:
Scarier
Original Lyrics:
Stir it up
Commercial's, "Gorton's"
Misheard Lyrics:
Trust the hopeless fisherman
Original Lyrics:
Trust the Gorton's Fisherman
Eric Clapton's, "Cocaine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Colgate
Original Lyrics:
Cocaine
Queen's, "Killer Queen"
Misheard Lyrics:
We'll burst in any case
Original Lyrics:
Well versed in etiquette
Theme Songs', "Big Blue Marble"
Misheard Lyrics:
The difference is our problems
Original Lyrics:
Our differences, our problems
Theme Songs', "One Day at a Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
This is s*** (this is s***)
Original Lyrics:
This is it (this is it)
 
1980s
Anita Baker's, "Sweet Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
My ar*e will hold you, baby
Original Lyrics:
My arms will hold you, baby
Bee Gees', "The Woman in You"
Misheard Lyrics:
The moment in you
Original Lyrics:
The woman in you
Billy Joel's, "Leave a Tender Moment Alone"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sometimes I get so late
Original Lyrics:
Sometimes I get so afraid
Frank Stallone's, "Far From Over"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna know that
Original Lyrics:
I'm running over
Romeo Void's, "A Girl in Love (Is a Temporary Thing)"
Misheard Lyrics:
(Teddy bear thing)
Original Lyrics:
(Temporary thing)
Romeo Void's, "Never Say Never"
Misheard Lyrics:
They exasperated as his bride
Original Lyrics:
They masqueraded as his bride
Theme Songs', "All-Star Blitz"
Misheard Lyrics:
All-star bitch
Original Lyrics:
All-Star Blitz
Theme Songs', "Muppet Babies"
Misheard Lyrics:
Newborn babies, we make you be untrue
Original Lyrics:
Muppet Babies, we make your dreams come true
Theme Songs', "Welcome to Pooh Corner"
Misheard Lyrics:
Without any reason or lie
or
Without any reason on why
Original Lyrics:
Without any reason or rhyme
 
1990s
Boyzone's, "Isn't It a Wonder?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Isn't it a wonder with the sweetness in thy eyes?
Original Lyrics:
Isn't it a wonder with the sweetness in my eyes?
Christina Aguilera's, "Genie in a Bottle"
Misheard Lyrics:
You got the money and I pay
Original Lyrics:
You gotta rub me the right way
Commercial's, "Yahtzee"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come on I get tired all the time
Original Lyrics:
Come on I need five of a kind
Dire Straits', "Calling Elvis"
Misheard Lyrics:
Calling elves
Original Lyrics:
Calling Elvis
Gina G's, "I Belong To You"
Misheard Lyrics:
That's a lie!
Original Lyrics:
That's no lie
Peabo Bryson and Regina Belle's, "A Whole New World"
Misheard Lyrics:
A worrywart
Original Lyrics:
A whole new world
Theme Songs', "Bear in the Big Blue House"
Misheard Lyrics:
Welcome, welcome, welcome to the Tigger house
Original Lyrics:
Welcome, welcome, welcome to the Big Blue House
Theme Songs', "Kipper"
Misheard Lyrics:
The dog eats a Snickers
Original Lyrics:
The dog with the slipper
Theme Songs', "Pappyland"
Misheard Lyrics:
Patty blew it
or
Patti blew it
Original Lyrics:
Pappy drew it
Theme Songs', "Pepper Ann"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pepper Ann, Pepper Ann
Watch the Thanksgiving parade
Original Lyrics:
Pepper Ann, Pepper Ann
Marching in her own parade
 
2000s
'N Sync's, "Chili's Baby Back Ribs"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna piggyback, piggyback, piggyback
Original Lyrics:
I want my baby back, baby back, baby back
Lady Gaga's, "Bad Romance"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want your trauma, the touch of your hair
Original Lyrics:
I want your drama, the touch of your hand
The Click Five's, "Just the Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause she's bigamy
Original Lyrics:
'Cause she's bittersweet
Theme Songs', "Between the Lions"
Misheard Lyrics:
Behave between the lions
Original Lyrics:
Be here between the lions
Theme Songs', "Boohbah"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bulldog
Original Lyrics:
Boohbah
Theme Songs', "Bunnytown"
Misheard Lyrics:
To a cookie little place called Bunnytown
Original Lyrics:
To a kooky little place called Bunnytown
Theme Songs', "Fairly OddParents"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're right!
Original Lyrics:
Yeah, right!
Theme Songs', "Little Einsteins"
Misheard Lyrics:
Start the can-can
Original Lyrics:
Start the countdown
 
2010s
Benson Boone's, "Beautiful Things"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mm, pee stain
Original Lyrics:
Mm, please stay
Theme Songs', "Wibbly Pig"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, Willy!
Original Lyrics:
Hey, Wibbly!
Zedd's, "Clarity"
Misheard Lyrics:
Still fart and don't know why
Original Lyrics:
Still fight and I don't know why
 
country
Lynn Anderson's, "Rose Garden"
Misheard Lyrics:
I bet you're fartin'
Original Lyrics:
I beg your pardon
 
xmas
'N Sync's, "Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays"
Misheard Lyrics:
And everything's at BK
Original Lyrics:
And everything's okay
Chuck Berry's, "Run Rudolph Run"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rotten Rudolph
Original Lyrics:
Run, run, Rudolph
Harry Belafonte's, "Mary's Boy Child"
Misheard Lyrics:
Listen what they sing
Original Lyrics:
Listen what they say
Slade's, "Merry Xmas Everybody"
Misheard Lyrics:
Look to the feature now
Original Lyrics:
Look to the future now
Traditional's, "Deck the Halls"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dance halls in Barcelona
Original Lyrics:
Deck the halls with boughs of holly
Traditional's, "The 12 Days of Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
Five smoking weed
Original Lyrics:
Five golden rings
Wizzard's, "I Wish It Could Be Christmas Everyday"
Misheard Lyrics:
When the kids are singing
Original Lyrics:
When the kids start singing

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