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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

 
1960s
Creedence Clearwater Revival's, "Looking Out My Back Door"
Misheard Lyrics:
Follow me tomorrow
Original Lyrics:
Bother me tomorrow
Santana's, "Evil Ways"
Misheard Lyrics:
With Tina Jones and a who knows who.
Original Lyrics:
Jean and Joan and a who knows who
The Doors', "Hello, I Love You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you hope to pluck this dusky tune?
Original Lyrics:
Do you hope to pluck this dusky jewel?
 
1970s
Aerosmith's, "Dream On"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dreamer
Original Lyrics:
Dream on
Barry Manilow's, "Copacabana (At the Copa)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hannah Montana
Original Lyrics:
Have a banana
Boney M's, "Daddy Cool"
Misheard Lyrics:
What about it, Johnny B. Goode?
Original Lyrics:
What about it, Daddy Cool?
Boney M's, "Rasputin"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lover of the mushroom queen
Original Lyrics:
Lover of the Russian queen
Misheard Lyrics:
Our house is a very, very, very high house
Original Lyrics:
Our house is a very, very, very fine house
Misheard Lyrics:
Fleas
or
Freeze
or
Fleece
Original Lyrics:
Free
Eddie Money's, "Baby Hold On"
Misheard Lyrics:
The future is haunting me
Original Lyrics:
The future is ours to see
Elton John's, "Sorry Seems to Be the Hardest Word"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sunday seems to be the College Bowl
Original Lyrics:
Sorry seems to be the hardest word
Johnny Mathis and Deniece Williams', "Too Much, Too Little, Too Late"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do lunch, do little Kool-Aid
Original Lyrics:
Too much, too little, too late
Neil Diamond's, "I Am...I Said"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am myself
Original Lyrics:
I am...I said
Ohio Players', "Fire"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause I wanna owe me
Original Lyrics:
Call someone on me
 
1980s
ABC's, "All of My Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
No happily ever after
Original Lyrics:
No happy ever after
ABC's, "Tears are Not Enough"
Misheard Lyrics:
Searching for circuits
Original Lyrics:
Searching for certainty
Bananarama's, "I Heard a Rumour"
Misheard Lyrics:
I heard a rooster
Original Lyrics:
I heard a rumour
Misheard Lyrics:
It oughta be a libro
Original Lyrics:
It oughta be illegal
Billy Ocean's, "Get Outta My Dreams, Get Into My Car"
Misheard Lyrics:
Get outta my dreams, get into my heart
Original Lyrics:
Get outta my dreams, get into my car
Depeche Mode's, "Just Can't Get Enough"
Misheard Lyrics:
I just get camouflage
Original Lyrics:
I just can't get enough
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, jeepers!
Original Lyrics:
Oh, Geno!
Erasure's, "Ship of Fools"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I go swimming
Original Lyrics:
And I go spinning
Fine Young Cannibals', "Good Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Houston, where have you gone?
Original Lyrics:
Good thing, where have you gone?
Fleetwood Mac's, "Seven Wonders"
Misheard Lyrics:
Solitaire, solid time
Original Lyrics:
Certain place, certain time
Johnny Mathis and Deniece Williams', "Without Us (Family Ties theme)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Broccoli juice, baby, with our lunch
Original Lyrics:
What would we do, baby, without us?
Pretenders', "Mystery Achievement"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mystery Jesus
Original Lyrics:
Mystery achievement
Pretty Poison's, "Catch Me (I'm Falling)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ask me, my boyfriend
Original Lyrics:
Catch me, I'm falling
Rockwell's, "Obscene Phone Calller"
Misheard Lyrics:
I must have my hunger pains
Original Lyrics:
I must have my number changed
USA for Africa's, "We Are the World"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a choice of vaping
Original Lyrics:
There's a choice we're making
 
1990s
B*Witched's, "Sabrina (She'll Bewitch Ya)"
Misheard Lyrics:
She'll be bitchy
Original Lyrics:
She'll bewitch ya
Barenaked Ladies', "If I Had $1000000"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd buy your lungs
Original Lyrics:
I'd buy your love
Roxette's, "It Must Have Been Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
It must have been love, but it's so for now.
Original Lyrics:
It must have been love, but it's over now.
Sting's, "Brand New Day"
Misheard Lyrics:
Monday you could be cooking
Original Lyrics:
One day you could be looking
Sting's, "Englishman in New York"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't eat cookies
Original Lyrics:
I don't drink coffee
Sting's, "Seven Days"
Misheard Lyrics:
To challenge me, whoa, it's me
Original Lyrics:
To challenge me, woe is me
Sting's, "When We Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd move down
Original Lyrics:
I'd move town
U2's, "Discotheque"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're a faggot
Original Lyrics:
You can't bag it
 
2000s
Avenged Sevenfold's, "Bat Country"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't you help me as I'm starting to burn
Too many doses, and I'm starting to get an erection
Original Lyrics:
Can't you help me as I'm starting to burn
Too many doses, and I'm starting to get an attraction
Celine Dion's, "A New Day Has Come"
Misheard Lyrics:
A movie Oscar
Original Lyrics:
A new day has come
Incubus', "Nice To Know You"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's so long, it's hard for me to specify.
Original Lyrics:
In so long, it's hard for me to specify.
Justin Timberlake's, "Cry Me A River"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bee-ee-ee-ee
Original Lyrics:
Eeeeeeeeee...
The Black Eyed Peas', "My Humps"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's gotta be silly
Original Lyrics:
She's got me spending
Train's, "Drops of Jupiter (Tell Me)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Timmy
Original Lyrics:
Tell me
Vanessa Carlton's, "White Houses"
Misheard Lyrics:
But I hold on to the sea breeze in white houses
Original Lyrics:
But I hold on to the secrets in white houses
 
2010s
Adele's, "Rumour Has It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hoover vacuum
or
Roomba vacuum
Original Lyrics:
Rumour has it
BoB's, "Airplanes"
Misheard Lyrics:
And back then I was rappin' for the elephant
Original Lyrics:
And back then I was rappin' for the hell of it
Justin Timberlake's, "Can't Stop the Feeling"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got that good song in my feet
Original Lyrics:
Got that good soul in my feet
Korn And Kill The Noise And Skrillex's, "Narcissistic Cannibal"
Misheard Lyrics:
Narcissistic animal
Original Lyrics:
Narcissistic cannibal
Twenty One Pilots', "Holding On to You"
Misheard Lyrics:
How to turn my face
Original Lyrics:
Entertain my faith
 
country
Faith Hill's, "Cry"
Misheard Lyrics:
So cry just a river for me
Original Lyrics:
So cry just a little for me

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