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1960s
Rolling Stones', "Jumpin' Jack Flash"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jump it, jam the flash If you just pass gas
Original Lyrics:
Jumpin' Jack Flash It's a gas, gas, gas
The Beatles', "Twist And Shout"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're shaking a baby now (shaking a baby) Twist that child (twist that child)
Original Lyrics:
Well, shake it up, baby, now (shake it up, baby) Twist and shout (twist and shout)
The Peppermint Trolley Company's, "The Brady Bunch"
Misheard Lyrics:
George Foreman's living all together
Original Lyrics:
There were four men living all together
Van Morrison's, "Brown Eyed Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you remember where we used to stay?
Original Lyrics:
Do you remember when we used to sing...
 
1970s
Bay City Rollers', "I Only Wanna Be with You"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's crazy fucking true
Original Lyrics:
It's crazy but it's true
Carroll O'Connor and Jean Stapleton's, "Those Were the Days (All in the Family Theme Song)"
Misheard Lyrics:
These are all the sour grapes or Gee are all the salads great or G.R.O. the sal rat ray
Original Lyrics:
Gee, our old LaSalle ran great
Electric Light Orchestra's, "Telephone Line"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell me a lie
Original Lyrics:
Telephone line
Hall & Oates', "Sara Smile"
Misheard Lyrics:
Santa smile
Original Lyrics:
Sara smile
Hall & Oates', "She's Gone"
Misheard Lyrics:
d-CON
Original Lyrics:
She's gone
Seals & Crofts', "Get Closer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Darling, if you're a wannabe
Original Lyrics:
Darling, if you want me to be
Silver Convention's, "Fly Robin Fly"
Misheard Lyrics:
Popcorn in disguise
Original Lyrics:
Up, up to the sky
Silver Convention's, "Get Up and Boogie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Caribbean boogie
Original Lyrics:
Get up and boogie
Steely Dan's, "Reelin' in the Years"
Misheard Lyrics:
Are you a million years?
Original Lyrics:
Are you reelin' in the years?
The Beach Boys', "Rock and Roll Music"
Misheard Lyrics:
Any old way you douche it
Original Lyrics:
Any old way you choose it
The Cars', "My Best Friend's Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's my best french girl But she used to be a mime
Original Lyrics:
She's my best friend's girl But she used to be mine
Van Morrison's, "Moondance"
Misheard Lyrics:
One more new dance with you
Original Lyrics:
One more moondance with you
 
1980s
Cyndi Lauper's, "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun"
Misheard Lyrics:
(Break the water, break the water.)
Original Lyrics:
(They just want, they just wanta.)
DeBarge's, "Rhythm of the Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
Underneath election stars
Original Lyrics:
Underneath electric stars
Debbie Gibson's, "Foolish Beat"
Misheard Lyrics:
I could never fly again
Original Lyrics:
I could never cry again
Debbie Gibson's, "Lost in Your Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Isn't this all closed romance?
Original Lyrics:
Isn't this what's called romance?
Deniece Williams', "Let's Hear It for the Boy"
Misheard Lyrics:
And he's wobbly, wobbly, wobbly
Original Lyrics:
And he loves me, loves me, loves me
Falco's, "Rock Me Amadeus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Emmerdale, Emmerdale
Original Lyrics:
Amadeus, Amadeus
J Geils Band's, "Centerfold"
Misheard Lyrics:
On her, I can't deny it
Original Lyrics:
Oh no, I can't deny it
Jackson Browne's, "Somebody's Baby"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got to be somebody's busy
Original Lyrics:
She's got to be somebody's baby
Janet Jackson's, "Escapade"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come on baby, let's get away Let's save our chocolate for another day
Original Lyrics:
Come on baby, let's get away Let's save our troubles for another day
Linda Ronstadt's, "Get Closer"
Misheard Lyrics:
One love
or
Voila
or
More love
Original Lyrics:
Want love?
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Then heavy heads turned with eyes that dreamed of being the one Gonna dance on the floor in the round
Original Lyrics:
Then every head turned with eyes that dreamed of being the one Who will dance on the floor in the round
Starship's, "Nothing's Gonna Stop Us Now"
Misheard Lyrics:
Emcee went crazy
Original Lyrics:
Let them say we're crazy.
Survivor's, "Eye of the Tiger"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's the hyena tiger
Original Lyrics:
It's the eye of the tiger
Taylor Dayne's, "Tell It To My Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
Emotion overload and no heed of pleasure
Original Lyrics:
Emotion overload in the heat of pleasure
Thomas Dolby's, "She Blinded Me With Science"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pirates!!
Original Lyrics:
Science!
USA for Africa's, "We Are the World"
Misheard Lyrics:
There are people dying, oh, and it's time to land a hand Tonight the greatest gift of all
Original Lyrics:
There are people dying, oh, and it's time to lend a hand To life the greatest gift of all
Yello's, "Of Course I'm Lying"
Misheard Lyrics:
Her name was Judy
or
Her name was Julia
Original Lyrics:
Her name was Julie
 
1990s
Misheard Lyrics:
And love will stretch a little bit
Funny, it's gonna break (Later) The grass is gonna swallow you
Original Lyrics:
And love will stretch a little bit
But finally, it's gonna break (Later) The ground's gonna swallow you
Mariah Carey's, "Hero"
Misheard Lyrics:
And then a hammer comes along
Original Lyrics:
And then a hero comes along
Michael Jackson's, "Earth Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Did you ever stop to notice this crying Earth is weeping strong?
Original Lyrics:
Did you ever stop to notice this crying Earth, these weeping shores?
Peter Cetera's, "Restless Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell me in Paramus
Original Lyrics:
Tell me it's forever
Sheryl Crow's, "Can't Cry Anymore"
Misheard Lyrics:
And drove a taxi
Original Lyrics:
And drove to Texas
Stone Temple Pilots', "Wicked Garden"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can you sleep just like a child?
Original Lyrics:
Can you see just like a child?
 
2000s
Better Than Ezra's, "Juicy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kiss me
Original Lyrics:
Juicy
Daft Punk's, "One More Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
Celebrate our dancing face or Celebrate and dance on our face
Original Lyrics:
Celebrate and dance so free
LeAnn Rimes', "Can't Fight The Moonlight"
Misheard Lyrics:
Try to hide from my keys
But you know, but you know that you
Can't fart the moonlight
Original Lyrics:
Try to hide from my kiss
But you know, but you know that you
Can't fight the moonlight
Linkin Park's, "With You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Even when I close my a**
Original Lyrics:
Even when I close my eyes
Natasha Bedingfield's, "These Words"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm abused, I'm abused
or
I'm confused, I'm confused
Original Lyrics:
I love you, I love you
Slipknot's, "People=Shit"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got that right?!
Original Lyrics:
Goddamn right!
Slipknot's, "People=Shit"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rainbow emotion
Original Lyrics:
People equal shit!
Usher's, "Moving Mountains"
Misheard Lyrics:
I know sorry's just wouldn't do it Her heart is obliterated, I'm trying I’m trying to poop but it’s like moving mountains
Original Lyrics:
I know sorry's just wouldn't do it Her heart is obliterated, I'm trying to travel through Got to move this mountain It's like moving mountains, hey
 
2010s
Imagine Dragons', "Radioactive"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been elected
Original Lyrics:
Radioactive
Tate McRae's, "Chaotic"
Misheard Lyrics:
It might sound stupid but I still look all over my tits
Original Lyrics:
It might seem stupid but I still look through all of our texts
 
country
Reba McEntire's, "Fancy"
Misheard Lyrics:
To buy me a fancy dress
Original Lyrics:
To buy me a dancin' dress

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