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1970s
Misheard Lyrics:
With two cats and a dog
Original Lyrics:
With two cats in the yard
Delaney And Bonnie's, "Never Ending Song of Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
From the first time we met, high noon.
Original Lyrics:
From the first time we met, I knew.
Fleetwood Mac's, "The Chain"
Misheard Lyrics:
Listen to the bingo
Original Lyrics:
Listen to the wind blow
Genesis', "A Trick of the Tail"
Misheard Lyrics:
And they got no fair
Original Lyrics:
And they got no tail
Genesis', "The Lamb Lies Down on Broadway"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the ram likes cows on Broadway
Original Lyrics:
And the lamb lies down on Broadway
John Denver's, "I'm Sorry"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's gold here in the city
Original Lyrics:
It's cold here in the city
John Mellencamp's, "I Need a Lover"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, if you find it
Original Lyrics:
Hey, hit the highway
Melissa Manchester's, "Just Too Many People"
Misheard Lyrics:
To karaoke
Original Lyrics:
To carry on
Orleans', "Dance with Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Drink Hi-C
Original Lyrics:
Fantasy
Orleans', "Still the One"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're still on the phone
Original Lyrics:
We're still having fun
The Doobie Brothers', "Black Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
All that pollen
Original Lyrics:
Old black water
The Eagles', "Lying Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
She is headed for the June side of town.
Original Lyrics:
She is headed for the cheatin' side of town.
The Stylistics', "Betcha By Golly Wow"
Misheard Lyrics:
Betcha by gol-u-wah.
Original Lyrics:
Betcha by golly wow.
Wings', "With A Little Luck"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't you feel it coming, exploding?
Original Lyrics:
Can't you feel the town exploding?
 
1980s
Adam Ant's, "Goody Two Shoes"
Misheard Lyrics:
32, 32
Original Lyrics:
Goody two, goody two
Billy Ocean's, "Caribbean Queen (No More Love On The Run)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Caribbean Queen now we're sharing this ice cream
Original Lyrics:
Caribbean queen
Now we're sharing the same dream.
Fine Young Cannibals', "She Drives Me Crazy"
Misheard Lyrics:
People say I'm upset
Original Lyrics:
People say I'm obsessed
Hall & Oates', "Maneater"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh she said it was you
Original Lyrics:
Oh she's sittin' with you
John Mellencamp's, "Ain't Even Done with the Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
We could ramble on all night
or
We could rebel on all night
or
We could rabble on all night
or
We could rattle on all night
Original Lyrics:
We could run around all night
Madness', "Our House"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bar house in the middle of our seat
Original Lyrics:
Our house in the middle of our street
Mr. Mister's, "Kyrie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fiery cheese upon a row the thyme unraveled.
Original Lyrics:
Kyrie eleison, down the road that I must travel.
Phil Collins', "Don't Let Him Steal Your Heart Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
Please don't let him still shout "Hooray!"
Original Lyrics:
Please don't let him steal your heart away
Phil Collins', "One More Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
We sing one more time
Original Lyrics:
Please give me one more night
Phil Collins', "Two Hearts"
Misheard Lyrics:
Being in heaven
Original Lyrics:
Beating together
Simply Red 's, "Picture Book"
Misheard Lyrics:
If I lose sight of the goals
Original Lyrics:
Here by the side of the book
The Rolling Stones', "Start Me Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
You make me growl and cry
Original Lyrics:
You make a grown man cry
Todd Rundgren's, "Bang the Drum All Day"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got brains, gonna knock all day
Original Lyrics:
I wanna bang on the drum all day
U2's, "Sunday Bloody Sunday"
Misheard Lyrics:
Southern bloody Sunday
Original Lyrics:
Sunday bloody Sunday
Wang Chung's, "Let's Go!"
Misheard Lyrics:
And get on the chase
Original Lyrics:
And get on the case
 
1990s
Aaliyah's, "The One I Gave My Heart To"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you're mommy
Original Lyrics:
If you love me
Brooks & Dunn 's, "Boot Scootin’ Boogie "
Misheard Lyrics:
Boob Scootin’ Boogie.
Original Lyrics:
Boot Scootin’ Boogie.
George Michael's, "Fastlove"
Misheard Lyrics:
I won't bore you with the pigtails, baby
Original Lyrics:
I won't bore you with the details, baby
Megadeth 's, "Symphony Of Destruction "
Misheard Lyrics:
You try to take his Balls!
Original Lyrics:
You try to take his Pulse!
Phil Collins', "Both Sides of the Story"
Misheard Lyrics:
Find yourself in the bubble
Original Lyrics:
Find yourself in the gutter
Phil Collins', "True Colors"
Misheard Lyrics:
In Chinatown
Original Lyrics:
They're shining through
Roxette's, "Fading Like a Flower (Every Time You Leave)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Every time I sleep
Original Lyrics:
Every time I see you
The Blackout Allstars', "I Like It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Augustus
Original Lyrics:
I got soul
Tracy Chapman's, "Give Me One Reason"
Misheard Lyrics:
Give me one reason, Miss Keri
Original Lyrics:
Give me one reason to stay here
 
2000s
Misheard Lyrics:
Higher than the spring fling
Original Lyrics:
Higher than the ceiling
Darude's, "Feel the Beat"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can taste the beef
Original Lyrics:
I can feel the beat
Feeder's, "Buck Rogers"
Misheard Lyrics:
But I don't want a Taco Bell anymore
Original Lyrics:
But I don't wanna talk about it anymore
Misheard Lyrics:
If I was Richard
Original Lyrics:
If I was a rich girl
Janet Jackson's, "All for You"
Misheard Lyrics:
What a nice day in July
Original Lyrics:
Got a nice package, alright
Phil Collins', "Testify"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want a pacifier
Original Lyrics:
I want to testify
Streets', "Don't Mug Yourself"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold it down boy, your head's getting blurred
Original Lyrics:
Hold it down boy, your hair's getting burned
 
2010s
Arch Enemy's, "Handshake with Hell"
Misheard Lyrics:
When the duck delays the dawn
Original Lyrics:
When the dark delays the dawn
 
country
Diamond Rio's, "One More Day"
Misheard Lyrics:
Maybe we should still
or
Maybe we should steal
Original Lyrics:
Leave me wishing still
Gretchen Wilson's, "Here for the Party"
Misheard Lyrics:
Summer fun
Original Lyrics:
Son of a gun
Gretchen Wilson's, "Redneck Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Harriet!
Original Lyrics:
Hell yeah!
LeAnn Rimes', "Blue"
Misheard Lyrics:
Woo
Original Lyrics:
Blue

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