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1950s
Bobby Driscoll 's, "You Can Fly"
Misheard Lyrics:
Think of Batman pooping snakes
Original Lyrics:
Take the path that moonbeans make
Elvis Presley's, "Don’t Be Cruel"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby, info mania man
Original Lyrics:
Baby, if I made you mad
 
1960s
Bee Gees', "Massachusetts"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the lights are way down in Massachusetts
Original Lyrics:
And the lights all went out in Massachusetts
Matt Monro's, "Born Free"
Misheard Lyrics:
Boring
Original Lyrics:
Born free
 
1970s
ABBA's, "Chiquitita"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take a picture, you will not know
Original Lyrics:
Chiquitita, you and I know
Bill Withers', "Lean On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
We all need somebody to pee on.
Original Lyrics:
We all need somebody to lean on.
Billy Joel's, "New York State of Mind"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm in a B.O. state of mind
Original Lyrics:
I'm in a New York state of mind
Gordon Lightfoot's, "The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald"
Misheard Lyrics:
When the days of November came early
or
When the tales of November came early
Original Lyrics:
When the gales of November came early
Olivia Newton-John's, "Have You Never Been Mellow"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was IQ
Original Lyrics:
I was like you
 
1980s
10,000 Maniacs', "Eat for Two"
Misheard Lyrics:
I eat the tuna
Original Lyrics:
I eat for two
Agnetha Faltskog's, "Can't Shake Loose"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dr. Seuss
Original Lyrics:
Can't shake loose
Billy Idol's, "Rebel Yell"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lady Liberty
Original Lyrics:
With a rebel yell
Elton John's, "I Guess That's Why They Call It the Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cow in my hands
Original Lyrics:
Time on my hands
Eurythmics', "Love Is a Stranger"
Misheard Lyrics:
To touch you in and drive you holiday
Original Lyrics:
To tempt you in and drive you far away
Falco's, "Vienna Calling"
Misheard Lyrics:
Piano calling
Original Lyrics:
Vienna calling
Howard Jones', "No One Is to Blame"
Misheard Lyrics:
No one ever used their brain
Original Lyrics:
No one ever is to blame
Leo Sayer's, "More Than I Can Say"
Misheard Lyrics:
I love you more than eyes can say
Original Lyrics:
I love you more than I can say
Pet Shop Boys', "West End Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
In a Western Town with thin walls
Eastern Boys, Western Girls.
Original Lyrics:
In a West End town a dead-end world
The East End boys and West End girls.
Pretty Poison's, "Catch Me, I'm Falling"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ask me, my boyfriend
Original Lyrics:
Catch me, I'm falling.
Prince's, "Delirious"
Misheard Lyrics:
I get the aliens whenever you're hear
Original Lyrics:
I get delirious whenever you're near
The Fixx's, "Saved by Zero"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cinderella
Original Lyrics:
Saved by zero
The Human League's, "Mirror Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Here comes the reader man
Original Lyrics:
Here comes the mirror man
Weird Al Yankovic's, "Living with a Hernia"
Misheard Lyrics:
I live in a 30 watt
Original Lyrics:
I live with a hernia
 
1990s
10,000 Maniacs', "Candy Everybody Wants"
Misheard Lyrics:
So their eyes are growing hatred
Original Lyrics:
So their eyes are growing hazy
Brownstone's, "If You Love Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you're busted
Original Lyrics:
If you trust me
Bryan Adams', "Please Forgive Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Leeza Gibbons
Original Lyrics:
Please forgive me
Live's, "Lightning Crashes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Light rail traffic
Original Lyrics:
Lightning crashes
Live's, "The Dolphins Cry"
Misheard Lyrics:
Love will lead us, love'll lead us
Original Lyrics:
Love will lead us, she will lead us
Nirvana's, "The Man Who Sold the World"
Misheard Lyrics:
We watched the PAW Patrol
Original Lyrics:
We never lost control
R.E.M.'s, "Bang and Blame"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gay, gay, gay
Original Lyrics:
Bang, bang, bang
Salt-N-Pepa's, "Shoop"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lick it, lick it, had to kick it
Original Lyrics:
Wicked, wicked, had to kick it
Shabba Ranks', "Mr. Loverman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mr. Money Man
or
Mr. Money Bag
Original Lyrics:
Mr. Loverman
Sister Hazel's, "All for You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rain keeps falling down
Original Lyrics:
Rain comes pouring down
Snow's, "Informer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Leeds United top
Original Lyrics:
Reachin’ out da top
Technotronic's, "Move This"
Misheard Lyrics:
Think about it
Original Lyrics:
Shake that body
The Black Crowes', "She Talks to Angels"
Misheard Lyrics:
Selfie talks to angels
Original Lyrics:
Says she talks to angels
Tim McGraw's, "Down on the Farm"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just some rural rabble rules that you need to know.
Original Lyrics:
Just some rural route rules that you need to know.
Weird Al Yankovic's, "Smells Like Nirvana"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, we don't sound like Obama
Original Lyrics:
Well, we don't sound like Madonna
Weird Al Yankovic's, "The White Stuff"
Misheard Lyrics:
What is the riddle?
Original Lyrics:
What's in the middle?
 
2000s
'N Sync's, "Pop"
Misheard Lyrics:
Serve me pot
Original Lyrics:
Dirty pop
American Hi-Fi's, "Flavor of the Weak"
Misheard Lyrics:
She is the dated lovin' freak
Original Lyrics:
She is the flavor of the weak
Britney Spears', "Overprotected"
Misheard Lyrics:
Homo protected
Original Lyrics:
Overprotected
Crush 40's, "I Am... All Of Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am at Aldi
Original Lyrics:
I am, I'm all of me
Gavin DeGraw's, "I Don't Want to Be"
Misheard Lyrics:
The blood-sucking creation
Original Lyrics:
The crust of creation
O-Town's, "All or Nothing"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause I wanna go...
Original Lyrics:
'Cause I want it all...
Sum 41's, "Fat Lip"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's not all by myself
Original Lyrics:
It's none of my concern
The Ataris', "The Boys of Summer"
Misheard Lyrics:
After the bullseye summer of fun
Original Lyrics:
After the boys of summer have gone
Weird Al Yankovic's, "Canadian Idiot"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't wanna be a Canadian alien
Original Lyrics:
Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot
 
2010s
Cast of "Jack Jeanne"'s, "Over The Wall"
Misheard Lyrics:
And scatter out the tears, over the asses of our rears
Original Lyrics:
And scatter the seeds over the ashes of warriors
Cast of "Jack Jeanne"'s, "Over the Wall"
Misheard Lyrics:
We s***
Original Lyrics:
We should