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1950s
Ferlin Husky's, "Gone"
Misheard Lyrics:
My heart, my lips, my tears divine
Original Lyrics:
My heart, my lips, my tear dimmed eyes
 
1960s
? and the Mysterians', "96 Tears"
Misheard Lyrics:
Too many pizzas
Original Lyrics:
Too many teardrops
Blue Mink's, "Melting Pot"
Misheard Lyrics:
And turn out coffee-coloured people by the shore
Heyyy Lord, Billy Graham
Ooooooh
Rabbis and the choirs Bishops and the gurus
You got The Beatles or the sundial
Well it really doesn't matter what religion you choose
No, no, no
Ooh, Mick and lady paid for
All the Mishas graceful
Original Lyrics:
And turn out coffee-coloured people by the score
Heyyy Lord, Billy Graham
Ooooooh
Rabbis and the Friars Bishops and the gurus
You got The Beatles or the Sun God
Well it really doesn't matter what religion you choose
No, no, no
Ooh, Mick and Lady Faithfull
Lord and Mrs Graceful
Peter, Paul, and Mary's, "Blowin' in the Wind"
Misheard Lyrics:
The answer, my friend, is bullyin' in the land
Original Lyrics:
The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind
Peter, Paul, and Mary's, "If I Had a Hammer"
Misheard Lyrics:
All over Japan
Original Lyrics:
All over this land
 
1970s
Andrew Gold's, "Thank You for Being a Friend"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd surely buy you a Pontiac
Original Lyrics:
I'd surely buy you a Cadillac
Cliff Richard's, "Devil Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's just a deli woman
Original Lyrics:
She's just a devil woman
Creedence Clearwater Revival's, "Born on the Bayou"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rollin’ with salt and cake come queee.
Original Lyrics:
Rollin' with some Cajun Queen
Edwin Starr's, "War"
Misheard Lyrics:
What is a poop hall?
Original Lyrics:
What is it good for?
Harry Chapin's, "Cat's in the Cradle"
Misheard Lyrics:
You know we'll have a food fight then
or
You know we'll have a book fight then
Original Lyrics:
You know we'll have a good time then
Harry Nilsson's, "Spaceman"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanted to be in space, man
Original Lyrics:
I wanted to be a spaceman
Jackson 5's, "ABC"
Misheard Lyrics:
As simple as fooling me
Original Lyrics:
As simple as do-re-mi
Jackson 5's, "I Want You Back"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh baby, give me one more day
Original Lyrics:
Oh baby, give me one more chance
James Taylor's, "Sweet Baby James"
Misheard Lyrics:
And walk on by, sweet baby Jane
Original Lyrics:
And rock-a-bye, sweet baby James
John Mellencamp's, "R.O.C.K. in the U.S.A."
Misheard Lyrics:
Hi-lo sickness in the U.S.A.
Original Lyrics:
R.O.C.K. in the U.S.A.
Minnie Riperton's, "Lovin' You"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause Dr. Seuss has made my life so beautiful
Original Lyrics:
'Cause lovin' you has made my life so beautiful
 
1980s
Cliff Richard's, "We Don't Talk Anymore"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pizza party
Original Lyrics:
It's so funny
Commercial's, "Burger King (1986)"
Misheard Lyrics:
This is a murdering town
or
This is a hurricane town
Original Lyrics:
This is a Burger King town
Culture Club's, "Karma Chameleon"
Misheard Lyrics:
Make word of me
Original Lyrics:
Red, gold and green
Enya's, "Only Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
Google
Original Lyrics:
Who knows?
Enya's, "Orinoco Flow (Sail Away)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sara Lee, Sara Lee, Sara Lee
Original Lyrics:
Sail away, sail away, sail away
Genesis', "Invisible Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
And now it seems I'm falling for Foreigner
Original Lyrics:
And now it seems I'm falling, I'm falling for her
Heart's, "What About Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lullaby love
Original Lyrics:
What about love?
Pet Shop Boys', "West End Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lipstick girls
Original Lyrics:
West End girls
Prince's, "Kiss"
Misheard Lyrics:
You don't have to be bitched
Original Lyrics:
You don't have to be rich
REO Speedwagon's, "Take It on the Run"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mickey's on the run, baby
Original Lyrics:
Take it on the run, baby
Ready For the World 's, "Oh Sheila"
Misheard Lyrics:
‘Oh Sheila’
Original Lyrics:
Hello, Sailor
Whitney Houston's, "I Wanna Dance with Somebody (Who Loves Me)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna see your penis
Original Lyrics:
I wanna feel the heat
 
1990s
AC/DC's, "Thunderstruck"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was called
or
I was cold
Original Lyrics:
I was caught
Celine Dion's, "(If There Was) Any Other Way"
Misheard Lyrics:
If there was any other day
Original Lyrics:
If there was any other way
Des'ree's, "You Gotta Be"
Misheard Lyrics:
You gotta suffer
Original Lyrics:
You gotta be stronger
Enigma's, "Return to Innocence"
Misheard Lyrics:
The return to D.C.
Original Lyrics:
The return to innocence
Enigma's, "Sadeness"
Misheard Lyrics:
So do not, do not
Original Lyrics:
Sade dit moi, dit moi
Madonna's, "Vogue"
Misheard Lyrics:
Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe
Original Lyrics:
Vogue, Vogue, Vogue, Vogue
Reef's, "Place Your Hands"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh place your hands on my hole
Original Lyrics:
Oh place your hands on my hope
Sublime's, "Santeria"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I won't think twice to stick that barrel straight down ‘side yours throat
Original Lyrics:
And I won't think twice to stick that barrel straight down Sancho's throat
The Wallflowers', "One Headlight"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, this place is home
Original Lyrics:
Well, this place is old
Third Eye Blind's, "Semi-Charmed Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jackie O kind of life
Original Lyrics:
Semi-charmed kind of life
 
2000s
Amerie's, "1 Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's in Brooklyn
Original Lyrics:
It's this one thing
Bowling for Soup's, "1985"
Misheard Lyrics:
On remembering Duran Duran
Original Lyrics:
On a member of Duran duran
Bowling for Soup's, "Almost"
Misheard Lyrics:
Almonds loved you
Original Lyrics:
Almost loved you
Bowling for Soup's, "Girl All the Bad Guys Want"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's like a sad movie
Original Lyrics:
It's like a bad movie
Finger Eleven's, "One Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Even though I'm alone
Original Lyrics:
Even though I know
Lady Gaga's, "Bad Romance"
Misheard Lyrics:
Punjabi Romance
Original Lyrics:
Want your bad romance
 
2010s
Flo Rida feat. David Guetta's, "Club Can't Handle Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Right for the club, I regret like yeah.
Original Lyrics:
Life of the club arrogant like yeah.
Flo Rida feat. David Guetta's, "The Club Can't Handle Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gotta be the feeling that Scarface felt
Original Lyrics:
Gotta be the feeling that Scarface player
Hank Williams III's, "Rebel Within "
Misheard Lyrics:
Look out Darwin, 'cause you know I’m cock strong.
Original Lyrics:
Look out Darling, 'cause you know I’m cock strong.
Lil Peep's, "Beamer Boy"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause I'm a pronoun, 'cause I'm a pronoun
Original Lyrics:
Can't let my bros down, can't let my bros down
Pink's, "Raise Your Glass"
Misheard Lyrics:
Raid your ass
Original Lyrics:
Raise your glass!
 
country
Rascal Flatts', "Life Is a Highway"
Misheard Lyrics:
Michigan highway
Original Lyrics:
Life is a highway

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