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Song Parodies -> "I'm Wearing Pants for Somebody"

Original Song Title:

"I Wanna Dance with Somebody"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Whitney Houston

Parody Song Title:

"I'm Wearing Pants for Somebody"

Parody Written by:

Kim McCarthy

The Lyrics

Wrote this when I got my first vaccine last year and was sort of excited to go out places again.
Clock strikes upon the hour
It’s my vaccination day
Still enough time to figure out
Where I’ve left my fav. PJs
I've done alright up to now
And my age group’s finally allowed
But ‘til the rates fall, my homely clothes call

Oh, I'm wearin' pants for somebody
I wanna feel my jeans on my body
Yeah, I'm makin’ plans with somebody
‘Cause I’m gettin’ the vaccine

Oh, I’ll go to France with somebody
I’m goin’ out to eat with somebody
Yeah, no sweat pants on my body
‘Cause I’m gettin’ the vaccine

Won’t have a cough or loss of senses
Spreading through the town
Sooner or later the fevers end
And we’ll finish these lockdowns
I need to find some brand new pants
That coordinate with my face masks
So when the rates fall
My favorite bar calls

Oh, I'm wearin' pants for somebody
I wanna feel my jeans on my body
Yeah, I'm makin’ plans with somebody
‘Cause I’m gettin’ the vaccine

Oh, I’ll go to France with somebody
I’m goin’ out to eat with somebody
Yeah, no sweat pants on my body
‘Cause I’m gettin’ the vaccine

I’m getting two, I’m getting two
Two shots of the vaccine yeah
I’m getting two, I’m getting two
Just stick them in my arms oh
I need to grin and take the chance
That the immunity’s enough to last
So when the rates fall
My old wardrobe calls

Oh, I'm wearin' pants for somebody
I wanna feel my jeans on my body
Yeah, I'm makin’ plans with somebody
‘Cause I’m gettin’ the vaccine

Oh, I’ll go to France with somebody
I’m goin’ out to eat with somebody
Yeah, no sweat pants on my body
‘Cause I’m gettin’ the vaccine

Oooh
(Vax)
You know, baby
(Vax)
Woo, yeah
(Vax)
Now get with this
Woah

Won'tcha wear ya pants with me baby
Won’tcha make some plans with me boy
Hey won’tcha wear ya pants with me baby
Cause I’m gettin’ the vaccine

Won'tcha wear ya pants
Say you’ll make some plans
Won'tcha wear ya pants
(Pants)

Won'tcha wear ya pants
Say you’ll make some plans
Won'tcha wear ya pants
(Pants)

Won'tcha wear ya pants
Say you’ll make some plans
Cause I’m gettin’ the vaccine

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