Went here before sometimes, to the clubhouse to unwind
You see they're working on my place, it's a hot September day
I looked in the old space, unfaded tile in its former place
I was counting on a drink, and now I need it desperately

So here I am, asking at the office, oh

Where'd the Coke machine go? Oh where is its new home
You've moved it twice before, but not for such a long time
And you have moved the tv, hangin' from the ceiling
And the old kids' room, is a nice new library, that's good

I've been around enough to know, where things all used to go
The gym was on the other side, where cards and tv room is
Thanks for not moving the restroom, or the people would feel doomed
And no matter how I try, I still can't find a drink

So here I am, and can you please tell me, oh

Where'd the Coke machine go? Did it find a good home?
Is it working ok, know it had problems before
I see you moved all the books, over there to their nook
I looked everywhere, and why did you alarm the pool door

And now that I'm in the office, there's things I want to know
What's the bacteria, stuff with the pool, made it close

Where'd the Coke machine go? Is this no longer its home
I'd even be ok, with tight space where was briefly
And why'd you lock the kitchen? For good food I'm itchin'
And where's the remote, for the new lobby tv

Where'd the Coke machine go, I don't want to go home
I'll stop bothering you, once I'm done with my questions
How do you work this remote? Where'd you put the pool floats?
I look in your eyes, and I know that you're tired of me

Of me, you're tired, of me