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Song Parodies -> "The Ponies Aren't Alright"

Original Song Title:

"The Kids Aren't Alright"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Offspring

Parody Song Title:

"The Ponies Aren't Alright"

Parody Written by:

Rainbow Dash

The Lyrics

When we were young the future was so nice
The old Ponyville was so alive
And every pony on the whole new street
Was gonna make it big in every beat

Now that Ponyville's cracked and torn
The kids are grown up but their lives are torn
How can one little street
Swell so many lives

(Chorus):
Chances torn
Nothing's free
Longing for
Used to be
Still it's hard
Hard to see
Torn up lives
shattered dreams

Pinkie had a chance, well she really did
Instead she dropped out and had a couple of kids
Spike still lives at home cause he's got no job
He just plays guitar and smokes a lot of pot

Applejack's in a coma
Rarity OD'd and died
What on earth is going on?
The saddest dream - death to us all

(Repeat Chorus)
(Solo)
(Repeat Chorus)

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Noodles - August 29, 2012 - Report this comment
Great Job, Rainbow Dash

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