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"(Can't Get My) Head Around You"
Your man needs to bring me down, Sue
You manage to bring me down too
"All I Want"
Pack up your rules
Pack up your chocolates.
Back off your rules
Back off your jive.
"All I Want"
Pack up your rules
Pack up your jockstrap.
Back off your rules
Back off your jive.
"All I Want"
So back off your rules,
back off your jive
cause I'm taking control
I'm stayin alive.
So back off your rules,
back off your jive,
cause I'm sick of not living
to stay alive
"All I Want"
So back off your rules, back off your cha-chas
So back off your rules, back off your jive 'cause
"All I Want"
So damn what?
That's all I want.
"All I Want"
So f*** up your rules
F*** up your jive.
So back off your rules
Back off your jive.
"All I Want"
So pack up you're horse, pack up you're job cause'...
So back off your rules, back off your jive 'cause
"All I Want"
Solar war
That's all I want.
"All I Want"
Son of war
All I want
"All I Want"
Time for war.
All I want
"Americana"
My futures determined by three dozen vermin
My futures determined by thieves, thugs and vermin
"Autonomy"
I want you on top of me.
I want you, autonomy.
"Autonomy"
It thinks its all one man
And it should
Waist comes to something
For the good
It leaves us all wondering
And it should
This awkward something
For the good
"Bad Habit"
'Cause I got a bad headache.
I guess I got a bad habit.
"Bad Habit"
Hey man, you know I'm really a gay.
Hey man, you know I'm really okay.
"Bad Habit"
Hey man, you know
It's not a toupee.
Hey man, you know
I'm really okay.
"Burn It Up"
I'd like to sex you up
I'd like to set you up
"Burn It Up"
I'd like to sex you up
I'd like to set you up
"Burn It Up"
So many hot guys, so little time.
So many reasons that it's not a crime.
So my many houses, so little time.
So many reasons, I'm not a crime.
"Come Out And Play (Keep 'Em Separated)"
Can't stop it on the way to the bathroom
Gettin' quickies with the greatest of ease!
Kids strappin' on the way to the classroom
Gettin' weapons with the greatest of ease.
"Come Out And Play (Keep 'Em Separated)"
Can't stop it on the way to the bathroom
gettin' wedgies with the greatest of ease!
Kids strappin' on the way to the classroom
gettin' weapons with the greatest of ease
"Come Out And Play (Keep 'Em Separated)"
Drink your milk
(you gotta keep 'em separated)
Take him out
(you gotta keep 'em separated)
"Come Out And Play (Keep 'Em Separated)"
Shut your mouth!
or
Drink your milk!
or
Drink your milk!
Take him out!
"Come Out And Play (Keep 'Em Separated)"
Drinkin' Milk!
Take him out!
"Come Out And Play (Keep 'Em Separated)"
If they're under 18 you can do them any time
If they're under 18 they won't be doing any time
"Come Out And Play (Keep 'Em Separated)"
The rendering genie will be due in any time.
If they're under 18, they won't be doing any time.
"Come Out And Play (Keep 'Em Separated)"
We're under 18, but we'd do them any time.
or
If they're under 18, they won't be doing any time.
You're under 18, you won't be doing any time.
"Come Out And Play (Keep 'Em Separated)"
You gotta keep them procreating
You gotta keep them separated
"Come Out And Play (Keep 'Em Separated)"
You're under 18, you won't be doing any dying.
If they're under 18, they won't be doing any time.
"Come Out And Play (Keep 'Em Separated)"
You're under 18, you'll be doing it in time.
If they're under 18, they won't be doing any time.
"Come Out And Play"
Cheese and clout
Take him out.
"Come Out And Play"
Drink your milk.
Take him out.
"Come Out And Play"
Drink your mouth!
Take 'em out!
"Come Out And Play"
Hey, Bubonic Plague!
Hey, come out and play!
"Come Out And Play"
Hey, Merry Christmas back to me!
Hey, man, you disrespecting me?
"Come Out And Play"
I got my foreskin seperated.
You gotta keep 'em separated.
"Come Out And Play"
Tinker Mouth
Take him out.
"Come Out And Play"
You can't so go, get the f*** out.
The gangs stake their own campus locale.
"Come Out And Play"
You gotta keep 'um perferated.
You gotta keep 'em separated.
"Come Out Swinging"
Dumb ass swinging
Come out swinging
"Come Out and Play"
If you're 18, we'll be doing it anytime.
If you're under 18, you won't be doing any time.
"Cool To Hate"
I don't wanna learn nothing
I wanna be a slut.
I don't wanna learn nothing
I wanna be a slob.
"Cool To Hate"
I hate Achmed!
I hate his wives!
I hate the office
I hate the Quad
"Cool to Hate"
Got you down to give you lip,
Being positive's so unhip
I'll cut you down and give you lip,
being positive's so unhip
"Cool to Hate"
I hate the ducks
And I hate the geese
I hate the trendies
But I also hate the freaks.
I hate the jocks
And I hate the geeks
I hate the trendies
But I also hate the freaks.
"Cool to Hate"
I hate the ducks and I hate the geese.
I hate the jocks and I hate the geeks.
"Crossroads"
Find that Babylon
Find that path alone
"Crossroads"
Now you'll have to trade your ass away
Now you'll have to trade your past away
"Defy You"
All my Wayo, all my strings, rip it out, start again
All my Will, all my strength, rip it out, start again
"Defy You"
Hold my whale
Hold my strength
Rip it off
Start again.
All my will
All my strength
Rip it out
Start again.
"Defy You"
Hold my women,
Hold my strength,
Whip it out,
Start again
All my will,
All my strength,
Rip it out,
Start again
"Dirty Magic"
It's all a bloody kind of taste.
It's all a cloudy kind of daze.
"Dirty Magic"
She reminds me
I'm no fire.
She mocks me
I'm no fighter.
"Dirty Magic"
She was me, I'm on fire
She mocks me, I'm no fighter
"Genocide"
Donkey Kong everday
Dog eat dog to get by
"Genocide"
Donkey Kong every day
All I want is T and A.
Dog eat dog, every day
On our fellow man we prey.
"Genocide"
Donky Kong everyday
In our barrels we just play
Dog eat dog everyday
On our fellow man we prey
"Genocide"
Doug E. Doug every day.
Dog eat dog every day.
"Genocide"
Hope you like my shepherd's pie.
Hope you like my genocide.
"Get It Right"
Like all of your friends
You tell yourself
There's got to be a better way
But I lay in bed
And stare at the ceiling
Pre-mall prodigy
Like Holden Caulfield, I tell myself
There's got to be a better way
Then I lay in bed and stare at the ceiling
Dream of brighter days.
"Gone Away"
And Phil! And Phil likes
And it feels! And it feels like
"Gone Away"
And it feels, and it feels like Harry's cell phone away.
And it feels, and it feels like Heaven's so far away.
"Gone Away"
And you f*** a tree.
And if I could trade
"Gone Away"
Black roses and heavy rings
Black roses and hail Marys
"Gone Away"
Black roses and red herrings
Black roses and hail Mary's.
"Gone Away"
Can you f*** a train? I would
And if I could trade I would
"Gone Away"
I reach to this guy
I reach to the sky
"Gone Away"
The longest phone call
The world is so cold.
"Gone Away"
The world is Stone Cold's
The world is so cold
"Gotta Get Away"
Broccoli Occupation is where you go
Your own Preoccupation is where you go
"Gotta Get Away"
I got cold feet and it's startin' to show.
I'm paranoid and it's starting to show.
"Gotta Get Away"
I'm paranoid at people and it's startin' to snow.
I'm paranoid and it's starting to show.
"Gotta Get Away"
I'm paranoid of people at a Stalin show
I'm paranoid and it's starting to show
"Gotta Get Away"
I'm steamin' out my head
And can hardly eat my cake.
There's demons in my head
And it's more than I can take.
"Gotta Get Away"
My head's cut loose but my shirt is tight
My head's all loose but my shoes are tight
"Gotta Get Away"
There are streamers in my hair
And its more than I can take
There's demons in my head
And it's no more than I can take
"Gotta Get Away"
There's streamers in my head
and it's more than I can say
There's demons in my head
and it's more than I can take
"Hammerhead"
Screw you all, my name is Truth.
Through you all my aim is true.
"Hammerhead"
Screw you all, my name is Truth.
Through you all, my aim is true.
"Have You Ever?"
Calling, I'm calling.
Falling, I'm falling.
"Have You Ever?"
Calling, I'm falling.
Falling, I'm falling.
"Have You Ever?"
Collin, I'm Collin.
Falling, I'm falling.
"Hit That"
Consequences are a buck forty.
Consequences are a lot, but hey...
"Hit That"
Consequences are a large boiled egg.
Consequences are alot, but hey.
"Hit That"
His baby momma
She eats too slow.
His baby momma
She ain't so slow.
"Hit That"
Sex is a weapon, it's like a drug.
It keeps you crying, 'til your Grandma hates your guts.
Sex is a weapon, it´s like a drug
It gets him right into that grave that he just dug.
"Hit That"
Sex is a weapon, it's like a drug
It keeps him riding 'til she's pregnant
He's just f***ed.
Sex is a weapon, it's like a drug
It gets him right into that grave
That he just dug.
"Hit That"
Whole world is getting ripped, I said
Consequences are on my poor head.
All the world is gettin' with I say
Consequences are a lot, but hey.
"Huck it"
Here he was full of feet
With the friend who had a hand that squeek
All the toxic chocolate bombs
He see
Hitting walls for a fee
With our friends and we hear this free
All the dogs, dropping bombs
He see
"Huck it"
You don't need the testicles
You don't need to justify
"I Choose"
Can't get shout to me now
Can't catch up to me now
"I Choose"
I hate Jews.
And I choose.
"I Choose"
I'm Dan Marino.
I'm Amarillo.
"I Choose"
My memory, oh
I'm Amarillo.
"I Choose"
Not you.
I choose.
"I Choose"
When I was a teenager
drinkin' booze from the bottles
When I was a teenager
drinkin' booze with the vatos
"I Choose"
When I was a teenager
Sucking juice from a bottle
When I was a teenager
Drinkin' booze with the vatos.
"It'll Be A Long Time"
Eagles and beets, while sentences bleat.
Egos will feed, while citizens bleed.
"Kick Him When He's Down"
Kicking whities down
Kick him when he's down
"Kick Him When He's Down"
Little red gumdrops,
little red braids
When the rain comes,
I sit home and pray
"Killboy Powerhead"
Kneel, boy, bow your head
Killboy Powerhead
"Killboy Powerhead"
Little boy without a head
Killboy powerhead
"Killerboy Powerhead"
Get the Boy out of here
Killerboy Powerhead
"L.A.P.D"
I like being gay, I like being gay
L.A.P.D, L.A.P.D
"LAPD"
I like big t***.
L.A.P.D.
"Living In A Chaos"
Get horny
Get on it
"Living In Chaos"
Get a son son
And it goes like this.
Devil's got a song
And it goes like this!
"Living In Chaos"
Got a sing-song and it goes like this.
Devil's got a song and it goes like this.
"Living In Chaos"
Gotta zoom zoom and it goes like this!
Devil's got a song and it goes like this!
"Living In Chaos"
Gotta zoom zoom and it goes like this!
Devil's got a song and it goes like this!
"Living In Chaos"
Gotto phones home and it goes like this!
Devil's got a song and it goes like this!
"Living In Chaos"
I gotta sad song and it goes like this.
Devil's got a song and it goes like this.
"Living In Chaos"
I gotta swan song and it goes like this.
Devil's got a song and it goes like this.
"Me And My Old Lady"
Jingle belly Jean
She ain't no ball and chain.
"Me And My Old Lady"
She ain't no Palentine.
She ain't no ball and chain.
"Me And My Old Lady"
She ain't no bullet chain.
She ain't no ball and chain.
"Me And My Old Lady"
She ain't no butt in jeans.
She ain't no ball and chain.
"Nitro (Youth Energy)"
Ain't gonna live with Audrey.
Ain't gonna live it for me.
"No Hero"
I said don't fuck in here, Joe
I ain't no fucking hero
"One Fine Day"
I would have it start this way
Open up the fridge and have a cowboy yeah
I would have it start this way
Open up the fridge and have a tall boy yeah
"One Fine Day"
Now this life it seems to glow when we're hangin' with the pros
When we're cheerin' and we're gonna dis his clothes
Now excitement seems to grow when we're hangin' with the bros
When we're chillin' and we pound a case of Strohs
"One Fine Day"
Well the time just seems to glow
When we'r hanging with the bro's
When we'r cheering and when no one keeps the score.
Now excitement seems to grow
When we're hangin' with the bros
When we're chillin' and we pound a case of Stroh's.
"Original Prankster"
Aboriginal Prankster
Original Prankster
"Original Prankster"
Bust an udder
Bust out yeah
"Original Prankster"
Crime, Crime, Francine's the leader
Crime, Crime, Fine Sensamillia
"Original Prankster"
Crime, crime
Rockin' Jeremy Beadle
Crime, crime
Rockin' like Janet Reno.
"Original Prankster"
Crime, crime
Rocking like Gennarino.
Crime, crime
Rockin' like Janet Reno.
"Original Prankster"
Die, die, cry, cry
Time, time, crime, crime
"Original Prankster"
Lies, lies
Clinty never got a Hummer.
Lies lies
Says he's down in the Bahamas.
"Original Prankster"
Lies, lies
Clinty never got a h****r
Tried, tried
From a little hoochie momma.
Lies, lies
Says he's down in the Bahamas
Tries, tries
B***in' little hoochie mommas.
"Original Prankster"
That's what the laymen say.
That's what the main man say.
"Original Prankster"
Well, you'll see the common day
When it chokes on you, yeah.
Well, you see there comes a day
When the joke's on you, yeah.
"Original Prankster"
You gotta bust out, honey.
You're gonna bust out on it.
"Prerry Fly For A White Guy"
Do that thing you do.
Do that brand new thing.
"Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)"
And Lisa you know you can always go on Ricki Lake
At least you'll know you can always go on Ricki Lake
"Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)"
And Lisa you know you can always go on regulate
At least you know you can always go on Ricki Lake
"Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)"
And Lisa, you know you can always grow up in the lake.
At least you'll know you can always go on Ricki Lake.
"Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)"
And all the girlies say I'm lady Di on a Jedi.
And all the girlies say I'm pretty fly for a white guy.
"Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)"
And all the girlies say I'm pretty fly for a Jedi
And all the girlies say I'm pretty fly for a white guy
This was a song parody, and not likely misheard.
"Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)"
And all the girlies say I'm pretty fly for a dead guy.
or
And all the girlies say I'm pretty fly for a wanker.
And all the girlies say I'm pretty fly for a white guy.
"Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)"
And all the girls say:a pretty fly for a white guy
And all the girls say I'm pretty fly for a white guy
"Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)"
You can always go and regulate
or
At least you know you can always go out and get laid
or
At least you know you can always grow up and get laid
or
At least you know you can always grow a hicky hey!
or
For you know you can always grow up anyway
or
You know, you can always go and break a leg!
or
At least you know you can go home and get laid
or
At least you know you can always go and emulate
or
At least you know you can always go and emulate
At least you'll know you can always go on Ricki Lake
"Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)"
At least you know you can always go home if you're late
At least you know you can always go on Ricki Lake
"Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)"
At least you know you can always go out an' get laid.
At least you know you can always go on Ricki Lake.
"Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)"
At least you know you can always go out nakedly.
At least you know you can always go on Ricki Lake.
"Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)"
At least you know you can always grow a hairy leg!
At least you'll know you can always go on Ricki Lake.
"Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)"
At least you'll know you can always go on thinking Hey
At least you'll know you can always go on Ricki Lake
"Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)"
But in he's own mind, he's, a hypocrite.
or
But in his own mind, he's, he's a dopey trip.
But in his own mind, he's the, he's the dopest trip.
"Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)"
But in his own mind he's the doofus trip
But in his own mind he's the dopest trip
"Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)"
But in his own mind, he's the coolest kid.
But in his own mind, he's the dopest trip.
"Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)"
But in his own mind, he's the
He's the Dilbert strip
But in his own mind, he's the
he's the dopest trip
"Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)"
Everything he likes, well he makes up big denial.
Everthing he lacks, well he makes up in denial.
"Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)"
For you know Wayne
For you, no way
"Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)"
He's getting a tattoo, yeah
He's it done.
He's getting a tattoo, yeah
He's getting ink done.
"Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)"
He's the - king of dopin' strips!
He's the - He's the dopest trip!
"Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)"
He's the toughest hip.
He's the dopest trip.
"Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)"
Hey hey do that pretty thing
Hey hey do that brand new thing
"Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)"
Hey, Hey, do that freaky thing!
Hey, hey, do that brand new thing
"Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)"
Hey, hey, do that franky trank.
or
Hey, hey, do that funky thang.
or
Hey, hey. do that hanky pank.
Hey, hey, do that brand new thing.
"Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)"
In his own mind it's the, it's the jogger's trip.
In his own mind he's the, he's the dopest trip.
"Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)"
Indon London Loudon Lodon
Gunter glieben glauchen globen
'Gunter glieben glauchen globen' is originally from Def Leppard's "Rock of Ages" and according to the Def Leppard FAQ, it's total gibberish.
"Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)"
Let's get some marijuana bees-ah.
Let's get some more wannabes.
"Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)"
Masterbate!
So don't debate.
"Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)"
Pretty fly for a Lao guy
Pretty fly for a white guy
"Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)"
So don't be beat, play it straight.
So don't debate, a player straight.
"Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)"
So don't eat bait
So don't debate
"Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)"
So don't eat meat
So don't debate
"Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)"
So guilty face, Dire Straits
You know he really doesn't get laid anyway
So don't debate, a player straight
You he really doesn't get it anyway
"Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)"
So if you don't drink,
just throw your cup in the sink
So if you don't rate,
just overcompensate
"Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)"
The world eats one-eyed pizza
The world needs wannabes, oh
"Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)"
The world is our pizza,
so come on and do the pretty thing.
The world needs wannabe's
So, hey do that brand new thing
"Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)"
The world loves one eyed pizza.
or
The world loves one eyed fleas ah.
or
The world loves one eyed peas.
The world loves wannabes ah.
"Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)"
The world loves one eyed fleas ah
or
The world loves one eyed pizza
or
The world loves one eyed pizza
The world loves wannabe's ah
"Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)"
The world loves one-eyed pizza.
Let's get some more wannabes.
"Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)"
The world needs horny bees.
The world needs wannabees.
"Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)"
The world needs one Ibiza.
The world need wannabes.
"Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)"
The world needs one Ibiza.
The world needs wannabes.
"Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)"
The world needs one-eyed bees.
The world needs wannabes.
"Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)"
The world needs one-eyed pigeons
The world needs wannabes, oh
"Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)"
The world needs one-eyed pizza
The world loves one-eyed pizza
Let's get some more one-eyed pizza
Hey, hey do the brand new thing.
The world needs wannabes
The world loves wannabes
Let's get some more wannabes
Hey, hey, do the brand new thing.
"Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)"
The world needs one of me
or
The world needs one-eyed pizza
or
The world needs one-eyed peas
or
The world needs water pizza
or
The world needs water pizza
The world needs wannabes
"Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)"
The world needs water-bees
The world needs wannabe's
"Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)"
The world needs what I'll be.
The world needs wannabes.
"Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)"
They're gonna kiss his little ass
They're gonna kick his lily ass
"Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)"
Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cincco, 626.
Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, ses
"Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)"
You can always go on thinking hay.
You can always go on Ricki Lake.
"Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)"
You can always grow a rinky leg
You can always go on Ricki Lake
"Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)"
You can always grow up and get laid.
You can always go on Ricki Lake.
"Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)"
You know you can always grow on Ricki Lake
or
You know you can always go hump Ricki Lake
or
You know you can always go hump Ricki Lake
You'll know you can always go on Ricki Lake
"Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)"
You know you can always grow a rinky leg
You know you can always go on Ricki Lake
"Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)"
the world is a one eyed pizza
The world needs wannabes, oh
"Pretty Fly (For a White Guy)"
Do that Britney thing.
Do that brand new thing.
"Pretty Fly (For a White Guy"
Pretty sly for a white guy.
Pretty fly for a white guy.
"Pretty Fly (for A White Guy)"
And all the swirlies say I'm pretty fly for a rabbi.
And all the girlies say I'm pretty fly for a white guy.
"Pretty Fly (for A White Guy)"
At least you know you can always grow up and get laid.
At least you know you can always go on Ricki Lake.
"Pretty Fly (for A White Guy)"
Let's get some more one-eyed bees.
Let's get some more wannabes.
"Pretty Fly For A White Guy"
So hey! Hey! Do that friggin thing!
So hey! hey! Do that brand new thing!
"Pretty Fly For A White Guy"
The world loves one eyed pizza
Let's get some more one eyed pizza
Come on and do that brainy game!
The world loves a wannabe so
Let's get some more wannabes, ah
Come on and do that brand new thing!
"Pretty Fly For A White Guy"
The world needs one-eyed beasts
The world needs wanna-bes
"Pretty Fly For a White Guy"
Kick his silly a**.
Kick his lily a**.
"Pretty Fly For a White huy"
But in his own mind he's,
he's a doogan's trap
But in his own mind he's,
he's a dopey trip
"Pretty Fly for a White Guy"
In his own mind he said drop the devil on him
In his own mind he's the, he's the dopest trip
"Pretty Fly"
Hey hey do that crappy thing
Hey hey do that brand new thing
"Self Esteem"
An hour late this little b*tch
I'll relate this little bit
"Self Esteem"
An hour late, this little b****
It happens more than I'd like to admit.
Now I relate this little bit
It happens more than I like to admit.
"Self Esteem"
An hour late, this little bitch!
It happens more than I like to admit
Now I relate this a bit
It happens more than I like to admit
"Self Esteem"
Baby dove, I drooled on Steve.
I may be dumb, but I'm not a dweed.
"Self Esteem"
But I really think it's Marilyn's way
But I really think it's better this way
"Self Esteem"
I may be dumb, but I'm not a heeb.
I may be dumb, but I'm not a dweeb.
"Self Esteem"
I may be dumb
But I'm not a dream
or
I may be dumb
But I'm not a tree
or
I may be dumb
But I'm not a tree
I may be dumb
But I'm not a dweeb
"Self Esteem"
I roll around 10 times a day
I wrote her off for the 10 time today
"Self Esteem"
I roll around for the catch of the day.
I wrote her off for the tenth time today.
"Self Esteem"
I took her back and made her deserve.
I took her back and made her dessert.
"Self Esteem"
I wrote her off for the tense sunny day
I wrote her off for the 10th time today
"Self Esteem"
I'm just a sucker when it comes to p**sy (read p**ssiiieee)
I'm just a sucker with no self esteem
"Self Esteem"
She came over, I lost my nerve
Took her back and made her deserve.
She came over, I lost my nerve. Took her back and made her dessert.
"Self Esteem"
The more you f*** her
The more it shows you really care.
The more you suffer
The more it shows you really care.
"Self Esteen"
An hour late, this little b****
Happens more, then I'd like to admit.
Now I'll relate this a little bit
That happens more than I'd like to admit.
From the Offspring official website.
"Self-Esteem"
An hour late
This little bit
Happens more than I would like to admit
I'll relate
This little bit
Happens more than I would like to admit
"Self-Esteem"
An hour late, this little b****.
Now I'll relate, this little bit.
"Self-Esteem"
But that's ok cause I've got milk on my sleeve
But that's ok cause I've got no self-esteem
"Self-Esteem"
But that's ok cause I've got myself a steamboat.
But that's ok cause I've got no self-esteem-Oh...
"Self-Esteem"
I may be dumb, but I am not a dweeb
I am just a sucker when it comes to p****y.
I may be dumb, but I'm not a dweeb
I'm just a sucker with no self-esteem.
"She's Got Issues"
Oh man she's got issues
And I've gotta pee.
Oh man she's got issues
And I'm gonna pay.
"She's Got Issues"
Old man, she's got issues.
Oh man, she's got issues.
"She's Got Issues"
She's got baggy Janets of the emotional kind
She's got baggage, and it's of the emotional kind
"She's Got Issues"
She's got bitches, and I've gone insane
or
She's got itches, and I've got a pain
or
She's got itches, and I've got a pain
She's got issues, and I'm gonna pay
"Smash"
Shine a light.
I am alive.
"So Alone"
Look at the ground tell me the weather, Allah surrounded, but not all tgether
Don't be so randy, don't be so alone
Look at the ground, tell me whether, all are surrounded, but not all together
Don't be surrounded, don't be so alone
"Spare me the details"
I'm not the one that acted like a hound
I'm not the one that acted like a hoe
"Special Delivery"
You're gonna f*ck with me
You're gonna fall for me
"Special Delivery"
You're gonna suffer, man
You're gonna fall for me
"Special Delivery"
Your dogs will smother me
You're gonna fall for me
"Staring At The Sun"
Baby, love is like a ride on the freeway.
Maybe life is like a ride on a freeway.
"Staring At The Sun"
Maybe life is like a rat on a freeway.
Maybe life is like a ride on a freeway.
"Tehran"
The captain said you'll all die, die.
The captain said kill or die, die.
"The End of The Line"
Hunry I think of Mayan kings
I weep and think of brighter days
"The Kid's Aren't Allright"
Fragile lives
Shadow tree
Fragile lives
Shattered dreams
"The Kid's Aren't Alright"
The kids are cyrin' about the laugh award.
The kids are grown up, but their lives are worn.
"The Kids Aren't Alright"
Caz has grown
Nothing's free.
Chances thrown
Nothing's free.
"The Kids Aren't Alright"
Chances blown
Down the street.
Chances blown
Nothing's free.
"The Kids Aren't Alright"
Channel Z
Shattered dreams
Peter Andrew Stanton adds: "Channel Z was the radio station on which I heard the song the first few times".
"The Kids Aren't Alright"
Chick committed suicide.
or
Chet committed suicide.
Jay committed suicide.
"The Kids Aren't Alright"
Chickenman tried suicide
Jay committed suicide
"The Kids Aren't Alright"
Jenny had a chance, oh she really did
Instead she got down and had a couple of kids
Jamie had a chance, oh she really did
Stacy dropped out and had a couple of kids.
"The Kids Aren't Alright"
Jenny had a chance, oh she really did
Stacey dropped out and had a couple of kids.
Jenny had a chance, oh she really did
Instead she dropped out and had a couple of kids.
"The Kids Aren't Alright"
Jesse's gone
Chances blown
"The Kids Aren't Alright"
Josh plays guitar and smokes a lot of pot.
Just plays guitar and smokes a lot of pot.
"The Kids Aren't Alright"
Monster lives at home 'cuz he's got no job.
Mark still lives at home 'cuz he's got no job.
"The Kids Aren't Alright"
Muscles at home cuz he's got no job
Mark's still at home cuz he's got no job
"The Kids Aren't Alright"
Russell's at home 'cuz he's got no job.
Mark's still at home 'cuz he's got no job.
"The Kids Aren't Alright"
Stacy dropped out and had a couple of kids.
Instead she dropped out and had a couple of kids.
"The Kids Aren't Alright"
Stealing time, hard to see
Still it's hard, hard to see
"The Kids Aren't Alright"
What the hell is going on?
Prove our dream reality
What the hell is going on?
The cruellest dream, reality
"The Kids Aren't Alright"
janie's gone nothing's real fighting for liberty
chances thrown, nothing's free, longning for what used to be
"The Kids Arent Alright"
Chances blown
Nothings free
Longing for what used to be
Still is hard
Hard to see
Fragile lives
Shattered dreams
Chances thrown
Nothings free
Longing for what used to be
Still its hard
Hard to see
Fragile lives
Shattered dreams
"The Meaning of Life"
Boney M, Boney M
Oh yeah, oh yeah
"The Noose"
The new six footer
The noose has fallen.
"The Noose"
The news is funny
And all my friends are corny.
The noose is falling
And all my friends are crawling.
"Vultures"
Down below, gets so gross.
Down below, cancer grows.
"Walla Walla"
'cause under his arm was a big cigar
'cause under you're arm was a VCR
"Walla Walla"
Got four walls on your 24-hour-day
God-stinkin'-pen, yes!
Now your four walls are your 24-hour-a-day
Constant companion, yes!
"Walla Walla"
Hey, marijuana, I'll smoke it when I wanna, wanna.
Hey, in Walla, I'll see you in Walla Walla.
"Walla Walla"
Just like the apartment that you burnt all right.
Just like the apartment that you burglarized.
"Walla Walla"
Now your four walls are your 24-hour-day
D*** God, stinking a** bag!
Now your four walls are your 24-hour-a-day
Constant companion, yes!
"Want You Bad"
Completely
mistreat me
Complete me,
Mistreat me
"Want You Bad"
I want you in a Flannel, Sue!
I want you in a vinyl suit.
"Want You Bad"
I want you in a bowl of soup.
I want you in a vinyl suit.
"Want You Bad"
I want you in a final suit
I want you in a vinyl suit
"Way Down The Line"
F*** your parents day.
F*** up just like your parents did.
"Way Down The Line"
There is a chain that's never broken
You know the stone inside the tooth
There is a chain that's never broken
You know the story it'but true
"Why Don't You Get A Job?"
He runs his head through the phone.
He works his hands to the bone.
"Why Don't You Get A Job?"
I will pay, I will pay, on delay
I won't pay, I won't, ahhh no way
"Why Don't You Get A Job?"
Sail Away, Sail Away
Say no way, say no way
"Why Don't You Get A Job?"
Sail away, sail away, no way
Now now why don't you get a job
Say no way, say no way, no way
Na na why don't you get a job
"Why Don't You Get A Job?"
Sail away, sail away, no way
Say no way, say no way, no way
"Why Don't You Get A Job?"
Sail away, sail away.
Say no way, say no way.
"Why Don't You Get A Job"
Sail away,
Sail away, away
Say no way,
Say no way, no way
"Why Don't You Get A Job"
Sail away, sail away
Hannah why don't you get a job?
Say no way, say no way,
Na na why don't you get a job?
"self esteem"
An hour late, this little bitch.
It happens more then I'd like to admit
Well I'll relate, this little bit.
It happens more then I'd like to admit