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Song Parodies -> "Putler Won't Take Ukraine"

Original Song Title:

"Why Don't You Get A Job"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Offspring

Parody Song Title:

"Putler Won't Take Ukraine"

Parody Written by:

Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd

The Lyrics

The way their resistance is going there's already a joke making rounds that Kyiv is ready to consider NATO's application to become a member of Ukraine. Dear Putin, let's speed up to the part where you kill yourself in a bunker.

A YouTube version of the original song can currently be found here.
Ukraine's got a neighbour
And they hate that bitch
He's bombing them every day
They say Putler gets off on deploying tanks
In an unfriendly way

A stick up his ass
They pray that he'll soon be gone
To launch an era of better days
But he orders up missiles from his bunker home
Says ”Ukraine, you must obey!”

But no way, there's no way, no, no waaaay
No, no, Putler won't take Ukraine
Not today, no, no waaaay, no, no waaaay
No, no, Putler stop your campaign

I guess all his power, well, it isn't enough
To put his commie urges to rest
I guess all of Russia, well, it isn't enough
Cause that coot wants expansion west

But no way, there's no way, no, no waaaay
No, no, Putler won't take Ukraine
Not today, no, no waaaay, no waaaay
No, no, Putler won't be their bane

Well, I guess he is grumpy cause he isn't that tall
But Putler, war won't make your dick prolonged
Anyway

Let me tell you about another thing now

Ukraine's got some neighbours
And they're in the thick
They'll help them in many a ways
A fast track to EU's on to bring them home
And then NATO's on the way

But no way, there's no way, no, no waaaay
No, no, Putler can't have Ukraine
Not today, no, no waaaay, no waaaay
No, no, Putler, there you can't reign

They won't hand him their country, in blood he'll pay
No, no, Putler can't have Ukraine
Not today, no, no waaaay, no, no waaaay
No, no, Putler has gone insane!

Why should I bother with copyright on this one? Sure, it's my lyrics, but feel free to record it, I won't mind for that part. And if you make any money from it, send it to Ukraine! I can't speak for the music rights part though.

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Chris Wolvie - March 09, 2022 - Report this comment
You found a way past the P****/T**** bots handing out 13 1-1-1s. Good going. 5-5-5 to you, good sir!

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