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Sometimes a song you hear for the first time, is innocent and sweet sounding. Then you listen closer to the lyrics, and realize it's talking about stuff you didn't realize. Double-entendres help disguise the filthiest of songs.

Dirty Songs You Didn't Know Were Dirty, Offspring

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Offspring's, "Me And My Old Lady"
The dirty Lyrics:
Me and my old lady, suck each other dry
Why They're dirty:
Enough said
Submitted by: Ruari Moran
Offspring's, "She's Got Issues"
The dirty Lyrics:
You told me a hundred times how your father left and he's gone
But I wish you wouldn't call me daddy When we're gettin' it on
Why They're dirty:
Self Explanatory. Oooo you naughty boy Dexter
Submitted by: Rynn
The Offspring's, "Spare Me The Details"
The dirty Lyrics:
Now I don't need to hear about the sounds they were making
And I don't need to hear about how long it was taking
Or how the walls they were shaking
Why They're dirty:
The whole song is about a guy who's girlfriend cheated on him at a party. It's all dirty and funny but this bit is the best.
Submitted by: Vikki
The Offspring's, "Want You Bad"
The dirty Lyrics:
I want you, a tattoo, I want you bad.
Why They're dirty:
Off the dvd side of their Greatest Hits album. Instead of wanting someone badly, its wanting someone to be bad and kind of kinky
Submitted by: snowburton
Offspring's, "Want You Bad"
The dirty Lyrics:
You're a little on the straight side
Why They're dirty:
He's asking his girlfriend why she won't let another chick join in
Submitted by: No 56279

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