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Song Parodies -> "Creep on the Beach"

Original Song Title:

"Freak on a Leash"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Korn

Parody Song Title:

"Creep on the Beach"

Parody Written by:

Below Average Dave

The Lyrics

I'm at badave.com

People say I've done too many self-depreciating songs and not enough self-appreciation song, so here's one. . .or is it? Mind games, that's all me:)

For the crazy part, yes those are references to pop-artists, no they aren't random-they are artists who are known for loving themselves, showing empowerment, etc. . .in case you didn't catch them, scroll down under the song and I have a list of songs referenced
Sometimes when I'm on the beach
Wish that I could be care free
blond head guy who's about thirty
Why's he always winking at me, at me

Love the sun but my shirt stays on me
(Won't wear my clothes tight)
He gets thrills from staring for free
(With both eyes)
Can't he tell that I'm taking this strange
(Stop looking at me guy)
Flick him off every day, He's deranged, deranged

Late at night I can see his face
I know that he wants an embrace
Wish he'd get up and leave this place
Will my life end up a disgrace

I wake up so angrily
With my mirror in front of me
My oh My, I'm not okay
I can't take my eyes of me

Guess that I'm a creep on the beach
(Stare at myself all night)
I am the only who is worth me
(Me and I)
I wish that I could go get married
(They say fix my psychology)
I think that my love I'll keep, I'll keep

Sometimes I'm staring at my face
Folks stop and gawk while in my space
They all wish they could get a taste
But I won't cheat on me-no way

You can't have this part of me
Me and I were meant to be
Does this make me straight or gay
Don't know but for now I'm free

Loving myseeelf Ra-ra-gaga
Loving myseeelf Ma-ca-sasa
Loving myseeelf Fir-worksa
Loving myseeelf La La La La
Loving myseeelf Kanye westa
Loving myseeelf slave 4 mea
Loving myseeelf Vida loca
Loving myseeelf 'Spress yourselfa
Loving myseeelf Believin lova
Loving myseeelf zig-a-zaga
Loving myseeelf beauitfula
Loving myseeelf umbrel-ella

WOAH

So Tight, Take me out for dinner
Tight, my skins so tight
So, take me out for dinner
Tight, my skins so tight
So Tight, Take me out for dinner
Tight, my skins so tight
So Tight, Take me out for dinner
Tight, my skins so tight

I get the best parts of me
Me, Me, Me, guess I'm a creep
A cheap way for me to date
Always going out with me

Out with me

Out with me

Out with me
This has been a Below Average Dave production, All Rights Reserved,

Songs referenced in Korn going crazy section: Bad Romance by Lady Gaga, Wanna Be Startin Something by Michael Jackson, Can't Get You Outta My Head by Kylie Minogue, Kanye West as an artist, I'm a Slave 4 you by Britney Spears, Livin La Vida Loca by Ricky Martin, Express Yourself by Madonna, Believe by Cher, Wannabe by Spice Girls, Beautiful by Christina Aguilera, and Umbrella by Rihanna

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Agrimorfee - November 09, 2012 - Report this comment
Well for me, this parody was a bit disjointed and confusing. I had a hard time comprehending what exactly was going on in the first two verses. Then, I only grasped a couple of the celebrity references. And I am confused about the meaning of the "skin so tight" chant. I got the impression that you were writing this with Hurricane Sandy looming, and if so, that would explain much of the hurried feel.
Matthias - November 17, 2012 - Report this comment
I'd hate to be that guy again Dave but I have to agree with Agrimorfee once again. This parody seemed to be a bit random starting off with one topic and changing to something else right there in the middle. It started off with you being stalked by some guy who looked a lot like you to you being in love with yourself. I didn't really get the topic change but I liked the chant and those references.
Rex - November 18, 2012 - Report this comment
Sorta got lost between the "there's a creep on the beach staring at me" and "I'm a creep on the beach I love myself" sections. Got a kick out of the "loving myseeelf" section though.
bobpiecheese - November 20, 2012 - Report this comment
(Artistry) I too shall say that this parody felt a bit disjointed and not quite sure of what it was about. I get what you were going for...I think, but in the end it ended up falling a bit flat. Interesting idea, but really mishandled and rushed, IMO.

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