Might not wanna look at me
Been downstairs since Halloween
Ashen skin like you will not believe
I'm out of shape and hair quite stringy--icky!
Mom's gotta always be nagging at me (Barely see sunlight)
Play too much X-Box 360 (Job! Apply!)
Try a trip to beach on my brain (Yes, I'll walk in sunlight!)
Since she cut my 'net line last night, what a pain, disdain

SPF 90's on my face
Unprotected haste makes waste
Feeling more than a bit out of place
Crawling on out from my man-space
Normals take a look at me
This sitch was just not meant to be
This beach sucks, don't want to play
Beach bums sit and stare at me

Lookin' at a geek on the beach (Rarely in the sunlight)
Wearin' sweater and black jeans (Weirdo guy!)
Causing these beachgoers unease (why is he so white?)
Don't care it's 90 degrees--Eat me!

That's why I cannot take this place
Those guys have dumb lives and no taste
Feeling like I'm from outer space
Wanna go back to my place
Suntan means nothing to me
Hermit life is meant for me
Red Bull; suck down Frito-Lays
Sun's starting to effect me

Boo! Screw you all and your summer!
Ya screw you and all of your summer! (11x)
Whoa!

Oh so white, skin is now itchy now!
Right! I don't feel alright
Oh! My skin's getting splotchy now!
White, exposed to light
Quite! My skin's getting bubbly now!
Now! I must take flight!
Flight! Hiding in my Chevy now!!
Fright! I must leave light!

Sunlight not the thing for me
A vampire I'm meant to be
X-Box back for me to play
'Cause I got sun allergy
Now I see!
Allergy!
Golly gee!