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These are lyrics by Elton John that we think are kind of nonsensical.
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Elton John's, "Candle In The Wind"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
And even when you died,
Oh, the press still hounded you.
All the papers had to say
Was that Marilyn was found in the nude.
Oh, the press still hounded you.
All the papers had to say
Was that Marilyn was found in the nude.
Why They're Nonsensical:
Since it was her death that they were reporting, I'm pretty sure that they said she had died, not JUST that she was "found in the nude"!
Submitted by: Monica Bayne
Elton John's, "Circle of Life"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
But all are agreed
When you join the stampede
You should never take more than you give
When you join the stampede
You should never take more than you give
Why They're Nonsensical:
Well, thanks Elton, I'll be sure and remember that the next time I'm on a stampede.
Submitted by: Rich Braham
Elton John's, "Nikita"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
With eyes that looked like ice on fire
Why They're Nonsensical:
Since ice is non-flammable, there is no such thing as ice on fire. So how could anything look like it? I sound like a talking rock.
Submitted by: Natalie Stonecipher
Elton John's, "Rocket Man"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
Mars ain't the kind of place to raise your kids
In fact it's cold as hell
In fact it's cold as hell
Why They're Nonsensical:
Sorry Elton, but it has been scientifically proven that Mars is, in fact, a very hot and dry atmosphere, one of the hottest known to exist.
Submitted by: Michelle C.
Elton John's, "Step Into Christmas"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
We can watch the snow fall forever and ever.
Why They're Nonsensical:
No you can't. Snow doesn't fall forever and ever.
Submitted by: Dobbs
Elton John's, "Take Me To The Pilot"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
Through a glass eye your throne
Is the one danger zone
Take me to the pilot for control
Take me to the pilot of your soul
Take me to the pilot
Lead me through the chamber
Take me to the pilot
I am but a stranger
Is the one danger zone
Take me to the pilot for control
Take me to the pilot of your soul
Take me to the pilot
Lead me through the chamber
Take me to the pilot
I am but a stranger
Why They're Nonsensical:
The whole song is just complete nonsense; it doesn't really mean anything.
Submitted by: Aaron
Elton John's, "The One"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
When stars collide, like you and I,
no shadows block the sun.
no shadows block the sun.
Why They're Nonsensical:
Shadows block the sun? Doesn't something block the sun to create a shadow? How can a shadow block the thing that produces it?
Submitted by: G. Bland
Elton John's, "Your Song"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
If I was a sculptor, but then again no.
Why They're Nonsensical:
It's grammatically incorrect, nonsensical and written by Elton and Bernie Taupin. What were these two smoking anyway?
Submitted by: Anne
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