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These are lyrics by Elton John that we think are kind of funny.
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Elton John's, "I Want Love"
The Funny Lyrics:
A man like me is dead in places...
I want love , just a different kind...
I'm ready for the rougher stuff...
I want love , just a different kind...
I'm ready for the rougher stuff...
Why They're funny:
Alot of information there Elton !
Submitted by: luja
Elton John's, "I Want Love"
The Funny Lyrics:
I want love
Just a different kind
Just a different kind
Why They're funny:
Well no shiat, Elton, and by now we know just what kind of love you do want..
Submitted by: joce
Elton John's, "Little Genie"
The Funny Lyrics:
And I want you to be my acrobat
Why They're funny:
ok, Elton, the world does not need to know what you do in bed!
Submitted by: Michael Florio
Elton John's, "Roy Rogers"
The Funny Lyrics:
Let's go shoot a hole in the Moon!
Why They're funny:
This one feels kinda, er, ballistic. Wonder what sort of rocket would go all the way up and through the body of the Moon?
Submitted by: Debbie
Elton John's, "Your Song"
The Funny Lyrics:
'If I was a sculptor, but then again, no...'
Why They're funny:
I love the song, Elton, but don't you think you could have written the lyrics before you got to the recording studio?
Submitted by: Natalie
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