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Song Parodies -> "Con Man Chameleon"

Original Song Title:

"Karma Chameleon"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Culture Club

Parody Song Title:

"Con Man Chameleon"

Parody Written by:

eeL deaL

The Lyrics

There's chameleon in his style you could say
He chose to believe in Rump's lies all the way

Graham's a man without conviction
Graham's a man who sold his soul
He became a contradiction
He sold his soul
He sold his soul

Con man, con man, con man,
Con man, con man, chameleon
His spine is dough
His soul is sold
Loving Grump is sleazy
But he still went and joined his team
Red sold, not green
Dead soul, obscene

Remember he called Grump "a kook" that day
But then he changed and totally lost his way

Orange became his addiction
His lust for him became so strong
His soul left, left him forever
Chump's now his song
No matter how wrong

Con man, con man, con man,
Con man, con man, chameleon
His spine is dough
His soul is sold
Loving Grump is sleazy
But by him he chose to get reamed
Gave in to that fiend
Became his drag queen

After the wild Capitol riot
He said "I'm out", tried to look pious
But for political survival
Had no stomach to be Rump's rival

Graham's a man without conviction
Graham's a man who sold his soul
He became a contradiction
He sold his soul
He sold his soul

Con man, con man, con man,
Con man, con man, chameleon
His spine is dough
His soul is sold
Loving Grump is sleazy
But he still went and joined his team
Red sold, not green
Dead soul, obscene

Con man, con man, con man,
Con man, con man, chameleon
His spine is dough
His soul is sold
Loving Grump is sleazy
But by him he chose to get reamed
Gave in to that fiend
Became his drag queen


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Max Power - April 19, 2024 - Report this comment
What can be said, at least you don't disable the comments section unlike certain someone.
eeL's slimy wife - April 20, 2024 - Report this comment
My man allows comments so everyone can see the full lunacy of Rumpers.
Michael Pacholek - April 20, 2024 - Report this comment
When I give a parody all ones, I'm man enough to say so and put my name on it. They're not. Screw them: It's great.
Needle Fish - April 21, 2024 - Report this comment
a single positive comment from a real person has so much more force than a load of bogus, faceless votes. eeL lives close to me in the sea, so i'll pass on that appreciation from MP. he's away from his desk.

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