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Song Parodies -> "Koala Chlamydia"

Original Song Title:

"Karma Chameleon"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Culture Club

Parody Song Title:

"Koala Chlamydia"

Parody Written by:

Tyrannodactylus

The Lyrics

The outbreak of the disease is killing many koalas in Australia, and worst of all, is transmitted through their urine. Thank you John Oliver for your support of our beloved marsupial.
Oh, the koalas really have an awful time,
Not just from the lack of food that they can find,
Because they have a predilection,
Because they catch deadly disease,
And its main mode of transmission,
Is through urine, is through urine...

Koala, koala, koala, koala, koala chlamydia,
It's kinda gross, it's kinda gross,
Cuddly little mammals that harbor an STD,
Spread when they pee, spread when they pee

With less trees they're forced to travel very far,
Sometimes being mauled by dogs or hit by cars,
But now they start to suffer blindness,
Becoming ill, their vision fails
From symptoms of conjuctivitis,
And dirty tail, and dirty tail,

Koala, koala, koala, koala, koala chlamydia,
It's kinda gross, it's kinda gross,
Cuddly little mammals that harbor an STD,
Spread when they pee, spread when they pee

Compromised their survival,
Many have been rendered sterile,
Compromised their survival,
Many have been rendered sterile...

Because they have a predilection,
Because they catch deadly disease,
And its main mode of transmission,
Is through urine, is through urine...

Koala, koala, koala, koala, koala chlamydia,
It's kinda gross, it's kinda gross,
Cuddly little mammals that harbor an STD,
Spread when they pee, spread when they pee

Koala, koala, koala, koala, koala chlamydia,
It's kinda gross, it's kinda gross,
Cuddly little mammals that harbor an STD,
Spread when they pee, spread when they pee....




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anyreader - May 21, 2018 - Report this comment
Very good effort from a newbie
Agrimorfee - May 21, 2018 - Report this comment
Agreeance with anyreader. Try to change the chorus more often.
anyreader - May 21, 2018 - Report this comment
Dont always have to change the chorus, but if it is repeated four times, you really should. You gotta change stuff up continually to keep the humor going

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