Kamala Chameleon

(Sung to 'Karma Chameleon' - Culture Club)

Politics will always leave a shitty smell...
Here's a tale very sordid I have to tell...
She's a gal with mass convictions
But they change with Party winds*
A Jamindian that's a malediction...
She'll be all in.. she'll be all in!

Karma, karma, karma, Kamala Chameleon
What stance today, what stance today?
Voting ain't so easy when you deal with all these schemes
Red causes pain but blue is insane!

Yes we heard your corrupt words most every day
You said "Joe he is a rapist and too grey!"
But yes power is an addiction
When you're with Willie your mouth is full
You can't debate in that position!
We'll hear more bull as you climb the polls!

Karma, karma, karma, Kamala Chameleon
The rot it grows, the rot it grows
Voting will be easy when we uncover all of your pipe dreams
Best hold your nose, best hold your nose!

Every paycheck means survival
It sure as hell beats COVID idle
Every paycheck means survival
You're the enemy, not his rival

You're a gal with a power addiction
VP nominee will game your tune
Do we see a contradiction?
That's coming soon, that's coming soon!

Karma, karma, karma, Kamala Chameleon
The voters know, the voters know!
The rioters are sleazy but you support their twisted dreams
Your nose will grow, your nose will grow!

Karma, karma, karma, Kamala Chameleon
You bloviate, you bloviate
Politics is sleazy but you are the one to shun
And you still prate, and you still prate...

Karma, karma, karma, Kamala Chameleon
Naught more to say, naught more to say
Voting for you would be like walking on the sun
Please go away, please go away...