Song Parodies -> "My Mom Blames All On Donald"

Original Song Title:

"My Dad Says That's For Pussies"

Original Performer:

"My Mom Blames All On Donald"

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The Lyrics

This parody song is kind of a double feature; if you don't think it's funny chances are you'll like the original instead, or vice versa. Maybe you'll like them both, I can only hope, because making a parody over Weird Al type lyrics is something I've never tried before.

A YouTube version of the original song can currently be found here.

The Free World's markets' gonna crash
Your lifespan's going down the drain and you won't get none back
Racketeering's gone severe
Alt facts, white males and new coal plants will kill the atmosphere

There's war in the east 'cos the POTUS' a sleeze
My mom blames all on Donald

Ain't gonna be a tax on pigs
Just cos it's called a democracy it ain't she thinks
Her hold-in girdle has collapsed
Vaccines have nanoviruses from commie Russian hacks

You can trust no-one s'long the POTUS is Don
My mom blames all on Donald

Dingleberr's, MAGA restitutes and the old common flu
Snowmelt, labor pains, hoarding and refugees
Migraine, lemons, wallflowers and HIV
Spyware, laundry, jihad, kale and saggy tits

Her phone is buckled from the tweet molesting!

There's blood on her wall s'long as Don's on the call
My mom blames all on Donald
She bloats and she bleats over every tweet
My mom blames all on Donald

She's coming undone over everything Don
My mom swears
My mom yells
My mom curses The Donald

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Rob Arndt - February 10, 2017 - Report this comment

It's amazing that your mom blames The Donald for everything while knowing that Sweden shipped ball bearings to the Nazis during WW2 and allowed transit of German troops through Sweden to Norway! Sweden is also the most anti-Semitic European nation and offers its ISIS traitors a chance to reintegrate with housing grants and free driver licences! Your mom needs 555 history lessons!

Michael Pacholek - February 10, 2017 - Report this comment

You think that's bad? Sweden also gave the world ABBA, Blue Swede, Ace of Base and Zlatan Ibrahimovic. For this, they must pay!

Rob Arndt - February 10, 2017 - Report this comment

Btw Peter, just messing with you. Sweden helped the Allies too!

Peter Andersson - February 11, 2017 - Report this comment

We here in Kafkanistan (formally known as Sweden) also gave the world Denniz Pop, Max Martin and boyband assembly line factory hits production at Cherion Studios. I'm sorry! ;-)

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