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Song Parodies -> "The Bad Flicks"

Original Song Title:

"The Bad Touch"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Bloodhound Gang

Parody Song Title:

"The Bad Flicks"

Parody Written by:

carly_carlz

The Lyrics

We've all seen a notoriously bad movie at least once. I mean, movies that are so bad, they make Alfred Hitchcock turn in his grave. And he was a visionary. Many thanks to my best friend for telling me about this. This song is not remotely easy to parody, but I think I did a pretty good job.
--spoken intro--
Haha, fail!
This is what's called a box office turkey!
However, there are several absolutely, positively terrible movies you should know about.

--whispered--
I can't stand this stupid filmfest

Nyet, baby, nyet, baby, this got me filled with doubt
It might be worse than the part in TOMMY where Keith Moon fiddled about
Some of these films are so bad they might make you go nuts
We're like Siskel, we're like Ebert, we ain't giving 2 thumbs up
I've had enough of plastic sluts
Reception's rough, careers go down
I hated "Glitter", Films with Hilton, and those "Epic Movie" clowns
Could be violence not in check, or there's way too much sex, or acting's plain out-of-its-mind
My comments can get rather surly and sarcastic all the time

You and me, baby, ain't nothing but critics
So let's watch this clunker movie and be quite analytic
(Never again now)
You and me, baby, ain't nothing but critics
So let's watch this clunker movie and be quite analytic
(Getting corny now!)

Yuck. These kind of movies could be by Sam Puckett
And overmarketed films like Twilight make me turn 'round and say [bleep] it
Wish I'd missed it. Let me be explicit
I want a full refund for this sleaze
I got a notion that a motion pic association
Cranked out one more sight to see
So if I lay eyes on a film so trite
I'd think I'm on an acid trip
Don't egg me on to see that movie
Cuz I'll tell you "Get a grip!"
Just don't get bored, and please don't cry
Zero stars? Totally, just like Kyle
Do it MST3K*-style
We'd rather watch X-Files

You and me, baby, ain't nothing but critics
So let's watch this clunker movie and be quite analytic
(Never again now)
You and me, baby, ain't nothing but critics
So let's watch this clunker movie and be quite analytic
(Getting corny now!)

You and me, baby, ain't nothing but critics
So let's watch this clunker movie and be quite analytic
(Never again now)
You and me, baby, ain't nothing but critics
So let's watch this clunker movie and be quite analytic
(No more now)
You and me, baby, ain't nothing but critics
So let's watch this clunker movie and be quite analytic
(Never again now)
You and me, baby, ain't nothing but critics
So let's watch this clunker movie and be quite analytic
(Getting corny now!)
*MST3K = Mystery Science Theater 3000, this comedy show my dad used to watch a lot about this guy Joel and his robot friends watching horrible Sci-Fi movies (think MANOS: The Hands of Fate) and they would mock the movie throughout. I miss that show!!!

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Phil Nelson - March 26, 2010 - Report this comment
DKTOS but good write!
Jonathan S. - March 27, 2010 - Report this comment
Best parody of this song on Amiright. (Especially glad you included 'Epic Movie'--didn't see it, but I heard about how bad it was) 555
2Eagle - March 27, 2010 - Report this comment
That will teach you to read the reviews before you waste your money. Better to wait until it is on TV. If it sucks you can turn it off.
BentleyBro - January 28, 2013 - Report this comment
I see someone has problems with a lot of movies (not that I don't agree with a lot of your criticism). Also, I loved seeing all of those references you made. I couldn't have done better with this parody if I tried. Good job :)

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