-> "The Bad Flicks"
Original Song Title:
"The Bad Touch"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"The Bad Flicks"
The Lyrics
--spoken intro--
Haha, fail!
This is what's called a box office turkey!
However, there are several absolutely, positively terrible movies you should know about.
--whispered--
I can't stand this stupid filmfest
Nyet, baby, nyet, baby, this got me filled with doubt
It might be worse than the part in TOMMY where Keith Moon fiddled about
Some of these films are so bad they might make you go nuts
We're like Siskel, we're like Ebert, we ain't giving 2 thumbs up
I've had enough of plastic sluts
Reception's rough, careers go down
I hated "Glitter", Films with Hilton, and those "Epic Movie" clowns
Could be violence not in check, or there's way too much sex, or acting's plain out-of-its-mind
My comments can get rather surly and sarcastic all the time
You and me, baby, ain't nothing but critics
So let's watch this clunker movie and be quite analytic
(Never again now)
You and me, baby, ain't nothing but critics
So let's watch this clunker movie and be quite analytic
(Getting corny now!)
Yuck. These kind of movies could be by Sam Puckett
And overmarketed films like Twilight make me turn 'round and say [bleep] it
Wish I'd missed it. Let me be explicit
I want a full refund for this sleaze
I got a notion that a motion pic association
Cranked out one more sight to see
So if I lay eyes on a film so trite
I'd think I'm on an acid trip
Don't egg me on to see that movie
Cuz I'll tell you "Get a grip!"
Just don't get bored, and please don't cry
Zero stars? Totally, just like Kyle
Do it MST3K*-style
We'd rather watch X-Files
You and me, baby, ain't nothing but critics
So let's watch this clunker movie and be quite analytic
(Never again now)
You and me, baby, ain't nothing but critics
So let's watch this clunker movie and be quite analytic
(Getting corny now!)
You and me, baby, ain't nothing but critics
So let's watch this clunker movie and be quite analytic
(Never again now)
You and me, baby, ain't nothing but critics
So let's watch this clunker movie and be quite analytic
(No more now)
You and me, baby, ain't nothing but critics
So let's watch this clunker movie and be quite analytic
(Never again now)
You and me, baby, ain't nothing but critics
So let's watch this clunker movie and be quite analytic
(Getting corny now!)
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