Song Parodies -> The Ballad Of Jimmy Pop

Original Song Title:

"The Ballad Of Chaisey Lain"

Original Performer:

Bloodhound Gang

  
Parody Song Title:

"The Ballad Of Jimmy Pop"

Parody Written by:

Paskkal

Usually we do cool and naughty interviews with PORNSTARS,but since Jared Hasselhoff already did one with us and Jimmy Pop ist trying to cop out,I decided to write a song for him to convince him to get "aboard" on Pornstar Airlines ( www.myspace.com/pornstarairlines ) ,just like HE tried to get in touch with Chaisey Lain.
"The ballad of Jimmy Pop"


Dear Jimmy Pop,it seems like you cop
Out of our interview
´though Jared says you´re schwul,The Bloodhound Gang is cool
I need to talk to you

You´ve had a lotta dick, had a lotta dick
I´ve had a lotta puss´, had a lotta puss´
You´ve had a lotta dick,Jimmy,don´t be such a wuss

Dear Jimmy Pop,c´mon,let´s talk-shop:
Who´s got the tastiest ass?
I know the cream of the crop,we both love rim-jobs
For me,the opposite sex

You´ve had a lotta dick, had a lotta dick
I won´t charge you with a crime,charge you with a crime
You´ve had a lotta dick,Jimmy,but you won´t get mine

Dear Jimmy Pop,still wanna eat Chasey-chop?
I´ve got her number right here
You worship her non-stop,so let´s make a swap:
Claudia Chase´s rear !

You´ve had a lotta dick, had a lotta dick
I´ve had a lotta cooch,had a lotta cooch
You ve had a lotta dick,Jimmy,but,please,don t screw the pooch


PS:
Jimmy Pop,here are pornstars: www.myspace.com/pornstarairlines


Pornstars,here is Jimmy Pop: www.myspace.com/bloodhoundgang


Now show him them fingers!




Would you talk to me for an interview?
www.myspace.com/pornstarairlines
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