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"21 Things I Want In A Lover" (MP3)
Are you worshipping Allah
The all-encompassing King?
Are you funny?
A la self-deprecating?
"21 Things That I Want In A Lover"
Are you not a d**khead?
Are you not addicted?
"All I Really Want" (MP3)
All I need is a little sexual intercourse
All I need now is intellectual intercourse
"All I Really Want" (MP3)
All I need now is the totally chill of intercourse.
All I need now is intellectual intercourse.
"All I Really Want" (MP3)
And I am frightened by this curr of dead-beats in the land
And I am frightened by the corrupted ways of this land.
"All I Really Want" (MP3)
And I am frightened to drive the car until I saw this lamb.
And I am frightened by the corrupted ways of this land.
"All I Really Want" (MP3)
Elvis Costello
I'm like Estella.
"All I Really Want" (MP3)
I am frightened by the color of dead lice on this man
I am frightened by the corrupted ways of this land
"All I Really Want" (MP3)
I don't do secretarial today.
I don't wanna dissect everything today
"All I Really Want" (MP3)
I'm frustrated by your applique.
I'm frustrated by your apathy.
"All I Really Want" (MP3)
It’s unbelievable
And all I really want
"All I Really Want" (MP3)
Slap me with the splintered hooters.
Slap me with a splintered ruler.
"All I Really Want" (MP3)
The corn flakes, the craziness, and the sound of pretenses falling all around.
The conflicts, the craziness and the sound of pretenses falling all around.
"All I Really Want" (MP3)
Why are you so petrified of science?
Why are you so petrified of silence?
"Are You Still Mad?" (MP3)
Are you still mad I gave you all the tomatoes?
Are you still mad I gave you ultimatums?
"Are You Still Mad?" (MP3)
Are you still mad I gave you all tomatoes?
Are you still mad I gave you ultimatums?
"Are You Still Mad?" (MP3)
Are you still mad I gave you old tomatoes?
Are you still mad I gave you ultimatums?
"Are You Still Mad?" (MP3)
Are you still mad I had a tendency to murder you?
Are you still mad I had a tendency to mother you?
"Are You Still Mad?" (MP3)
Are you still mad I kicked you? I wah bad...
Are you still mad I kicked you out of the bed?
Give me strength oh holy one How long 'til you lie to me
Give me strength all knowing one How long 'til enlightenment
Give me strength on a win wan
Give me strength all knowing one
I've seen them boasting rules and far-out sounds that would be.
I've seen them boasting robes and foreign sandalwood beads.
I've seen them kneel with baited breath for their own jewels.
Ive seen them kneel with baited breath for their rituals.
I've seen them kneel with faded breath for the ritual.
I've seen their nearly faded breasts at the ritual.
How to control someone
To be a current copy of you.
How to control someone
To be a carbon copy of you.
I'll show you how leadersshit looks when brought by the best
I'll show you how leadership looks when taught by the best.
I'll show you how neat our s*** looks
When taught by the best.
I'll show you how leadership looks
When taught by the best.
I'll show you how real s*** looks when I buy from the best.
I'll show you how leadership looks when taught by the best.
I'll show you how real this s*** looks when taught by the best.
I'll show you how leadership looks when taught by the best.
And you love my dog.
And you love my dark.
And you love my duck.
And you love my dark.
I am the wisest woman in every man
I am the wisest woman you've ever met
You dig everything of my shine machine.
You dig everything of which I'm ashamed.
You see all my life and you love my dog.
You see all my light and you love my dark.
You see all my light and you love my duck.
You see all my light and you love my dark.
You see all my light
And you love my dog.
You see all my light
And you love my dark.
You see everything
You see every park
You see all my light
And you love my dog.
You see everything
You see every part
You see all my light
And you love my dark.
What are you, my dad?
You f*** me like you were my dad.
What are you, my dad?
You affect me like you were my dad.
You f*** me like you are my dad.
or
You fact me like you are my dad.
You affect me like you are my dad.
Would you forgive me if I played your Johnny?
Would you forgive me, love, if I laid in your bed?
Would you forgive me if if I put ants in your shower
Would you forgive me love if I dance in your shower
If I jump off this mountain,
will I be fuckin' up?
If I jump in this fountain,
will I be forgiven?
In the name of the father, the septic tank, the cyanide
Had one more stupid question.
In the name of the Father, the skeptic and the Son
I had one more stupid question.
See eunuchs someday.
See you next Sunday.
You know how unscathly girls can be.
You know how us Catholic girls can be.
You know how us gas-leak girls can be.
You know how us Catholic girls can be.
I'm in the front row, the front row with cock porn
I'm in the front row, the front row with popcorn
"Gorgeous"
You're the guy just...
You look gorgeous.
"Guardian"
The greatest stoner of all as your guardian
The greatest honor of all as your guardian
"Hand In My Pocket" (MP3)
I've got one hand in my pocket
And the other one is carrying a taxi cab.
I've got one hand in my pocket
And the other one is hailing a taxi cab.
"Hand In My Pocket" (MP3)
I've got one hand in my pocket
And the other one is driving a taxi cab.
I've got one hand in my pocket
And the other one is hailing a taxi cab.
"Hand In My Pocket" (MP3)
I've got one hand in my pocket
And the other one is tearing a taxi cab.
I've got one hand in my pocket
And the other one is hailing a taxi cab.
"Hand In My Pocket" (MP3)
I've got one hand in my pocket
And the other one's handing out maxi-pads.
I've got one hand in my pocket
And the other one's hailing a taxi cab.
"Hand In My Pocket" (MP3)
I've got one hand in my pocket
And the other one's stealing a hi-fi.
I've got one hand in my pocket
And the other one's giving a hi-five.
"Hand In My Pocket" (MP3)
What it all comes downtown
What it all comes down to
"Hand in My Pocket" (MP3)
And the other one's pickin' up cigarettes
And the other one's flickin' a cigarette
My lyric makes more sense - she's is conflicted in every way, therefore she's trying not to smoke by keeping her hand in her pocket while at the same time bumming smokes from anywhere she can.
"Hand in My Pocket" (MP3)
I'm hot, but I'm traveling
I'm high, but I'm grounded
"Hand in My Pocket"
I've got one hand in my pocket
And the other one in an electric light socket.
I've got one hand in my pocket
And the other one is hailing a taxi cab.
'Cuz you're such a pretty thing when you wanna borrow money.
'Cuz you're such a pretty thing when you're done up properly.
I know you depend on me like a young thing would to rely on.
I know you depend on me like a young thing would to a guardian.
I might want to marry you one day. If you watch that weight, it'll keep you from rotting.
I might want to marry you one day, if you watch that weight and keep your firm body.
I wish I could tell the world
'Cuz you're such a pretty thing and I've got a pot belly.
I wish I could tell the world
'Cuz you're such a pretty thing when you're done up properly.
If it weren't for my detention
If it weren't for my attention
If you weren't Snow White beyond your years
If you weren't so wise beyond your years
Ohh, this could be Nessy.
Ohh, this could be messy.
Nessy as in the legendary reptile of Loch Ness.
Ooh, don't go killing everybody.
Ooh, don't go telling everybody.
Ooh, this could get nasty.
Ooh, this could be messy.
We'd flash forehead of a furious lady
We'll fast forward to a few years later
We'll fast forward to a furious lady.
We'll fast forward to a few years later.
Weed's like horrid tool at furry old lady
We'll fast forward to a few years later
You're sexually my employee.
You're essentially my employee.
You're such a fine thing when you've got a pop willy.
You're such a fine thing when you're done up properly.
You're such a loyal employee.
You're essentially my employee.
You're such a mere employee
I like you having dividends on me.
You're essentially an employee
And I like you having to depend on me.
You're such a pretty thing when you've got a pop willy.
You're such a pretty thing when you've done it properly.
You're such a pretty thing
When you've got a plump thing.
You're such a pretty thing
When you're done up properly.
You're such a pretty thing
When you've got a property.
You're such a pretty thing
When you're done up properly.
And I'm not, you stupid lying man
And I'm not used to liking that
Before Eddie won me over
In spite of me.
You've already won me over
In spite of me.
Best friend with NFS
Best friend with benefits
Best friend with an effect
Best friend with benefits
I am, oh, where now?
I am aware now
I could inhale beer
I couldn't help it
I could inhale bits.
I couldn't help it
I'm not used to lying in bed.
I'm not used to liking that.
I'm not your stu lying in neigh-yeah
I'm not used to liking that.
I've never felt this happy before
I've never felt this healthy before
It's on the floor
It's all your fault
That snot-lipped cervix
That's not lip service.
That's not his cervix.
That's not lip service.
You already gunned me over
You already won me over
You stated your case, diamond again.
You stated your case, time and again.
You stayed in your case, time and again
You stated your case, time and again
You treat me like I'm a princess.
I'm not used to lying in bed.
You treat me like I'm a princess.
I'm not used to liking that.
You treat me like I'm a princess.
I'm not used to lying there.
You asked how my date was.
You treat me like I'm a princess.
I'm not used to liking that.
You asked how my day was.
You treat me like I'm a princess.
I'm not used to lying there.
You treat me like I'm a princess.
I'm not used to liking that.
You treat me like I'm a princess.
I'm not your stooge lying there.
You treat me like I'm a princess.
I'm not used to liking that.
You treat me like I'm a princess.
I'm not your stoop lying there.
You treat me like I'm a princess.
I'm not used to liking that.
You're already running over
You've already won me over
You're my best friend,
best friend without a face
You're my best friend,
best friend with benefits
You're my best friend, best friend with an elephant
You're my best friend, best friend with benefits
You've already got me over
You've already won me over
You've already humped me over
And got inside of me.
You've already won me over
In spite of me.
You've already run me over
Inspite of me
Don't be surprised if I fly
Head over feet
You've already won me over
Inspite of me
Don't be surprised if I fall
Head over feet
You've already run me over, inside of me.
You've already won me over, in spite of me.
You've already run me over
You've already won me over
Your love is thick and it followed me home
Your love is thick and it swallowed me whole
Your love is thick, and it followed me home.
You're so much braver, that I'd get imbedded for
Your love is thick, and it swallowed me whole.
You're so much braver, than I gave you credit for
Your love is thick, and it's followed me home
Your love is thick, and it swallowed me whole
Your love is thick
And it followed me home
Your love is thick
And it swallowed me whole
Your love, it's thick, and it follows me home
Your love is thick and it swallowed me whole
"Heart of the House" (MP3)
How sane were you, actually?
How weird were you, honestly at the time?
How seen were you, actually?
How revered were you, honestly at the time?
"I Just Shot John Lennon"
I just shot the lemon
I just shot John Lennon
As we were talking outside it was cold,
we were shivering yet wormed by the subject mattress,
my knife is in the next room
we've been having troubles you know
As we were talking outside it was cold
we were shivering yet warmed by the subject matter
my wife is in the next room
we've been having troubles you know
I too once thought I was worth something
I too once thought I was owed something
It only sounds like this on the live-version (mtv Unplugged)
A Gnome man turned and he ate.
You're the lottery,
That he'd buy the next day.
An old man turned ninety-eight.
He won the lottery,
and then died the next day.
A death from boredom, 2 minutes too late
A death row pardon, 2 minutes too late
A death row hard-on
Two minutes too late.
A death row pardon
Two minutes too late.
A death-row hard-on, two minutes too late.
A death row pardon, two minutes too late.
A death-throe hard-on,
two minutes too late
A death-row pardon,
two minutes too late
A free ride, when you're already there.
A free ride, when you've already paid.
A free ride, where you're going anyway
or
A free ride, when you're going on eBay
or
A free ride, when you're going on eBay
A free ride, when you've already paid
A little too ironic
And you're really too thick
A little too ironic
And yeah I really do think
A traffic jam when you're already late
(No/Dont) smoke inside on your cigarette break
A traffic jam when you're already late
A no-smoking sign on your cigarette break
An old man turned and he ached
And old man turned ninety-eight
An old man turned and he ate
An old man turned ninety-eight
An old man turned and yanked
An old man turned ninety-eight
An old man turned as he ate
He won the lottery, and I the next day.
An old man turned ninety-eight
He won the lottery, and died the next day.
An old man,
turned and he ate,
your lottery,
and died the next day
An old man,
turned ninety-eight,
he won the lottery,
and died the next day
An old man, turned and he ate
An old man turned ninety-eight
An oldest man turned and he ate
An old man turned ninety-eight
And 2 out of 4 is bigger.
And who would've thought it figures?
And Hoover the floor, it figures.
And who would have thought it figures?
And isn't it moronic, don't you think?
And isn't it ironic, don't you think?
And pooh on the floor, it figures.
And who would've thought, it figures.
And then meeting his beautiful wife
And isn't it ironic... don't you think
A little tunic.. and yeah I really do think...
And then meeting his beautiful wife
And isn't it ironic... don't you think
A little too ironic.. and yeah I really do think...
And who would have thought it's Bigears?
And who would've thought it figures?
And who would have thought it's the girls.
And who would have thought it figures.
And who would have thought, it's bigger
And who would have thought, it figures
And who would've thought
It's because
And who would've thought
It figures
And who would've thought it's a girl.
And who would've thought it figures.
And you're smoking shite on your cigarette break.
A no-smoking sign on your cigarette break
And you're smoking tight on your cigarette break
A no-smoking sign on your cigarette break
He won the lottery and was tied the next day.
He won the lottery and died the next day.
Isn't it erotic, don't you think?
Isn't it ironic, don't you think?
It's a Jethro fartin' two minutes too late
It's a death row pardon two minutes too late.
It's a Jethro part of two minutes too late.
A death row pardon, two minutes too late.
It's a black pie in your chow mein.
It's a black fly in your Chardonnay.
It's a cutie pie that you just can't take.
It's the good advice that you just didn't take.
It's a death rope ardon
To admit it's too late
It's a death-row pardon
Two minutes too late
Not sure what a "death rope ardon" is but my 8 year old self sure sang about it proudly.
It's a death row hard on two minutes too late.
It's a death row pardon two minutes too late.
It's a death row hard-on at 2 minutes till 8.
It's a death row pardon 2 minutes too late.
It's a death row hard-on to finish too late
It's a death row pardon two minutes too late
It's a death row hard-on two minutes too late
It's a death row pardon two minutes too late
It's a death row pardon two minutes to eight.
It's a death row pardon two minutes too late.
It's a death row part of me
Two minutes too late.
It's a death row pardon
Two minutes too late.
It's a death row party two minutes too late
It's a death row pardon two minutes too late
It's a death throw hard-on, two minutes too late.
It's a death row pardon two minutes too late.
It's a death-throe hard-on
Two minutes too late.
It's a death row pardon
Two minutes too late.
It's a death-throw, hard-on, a little too late
It's a death row pardon, two minutes too late
It's a death-throws hung on
Two minutes too late.
It's a death row pardon
Two minutes too late.
It's a feline in your home anyway
It's a free ride when you’ve already paid
It's a free high, when you're already baked
A free ride, when you've already paid
It's a free life when you're already dead.
It's a free ride when you already paid.
It's a free ride on a dusty plane
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's a free ride on your whore anyway
It's a free ride, when you've already paid
It's a free ride on your whore everyday.
It's a free ride when you've already paid.
It's a free ride when you're already late
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's a free ride when you're already there
It's the good advice that you just can't wait
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
It's a free ride when you're bored anyway.
It's a free ride when you've already paid.
It's a green light when your already there
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's a green light, but it's already red.
It's a free ride, when you've already paid.
It's a green light, when it's already red.
It's a free ride, when you've already paid.
It's a green light, when you're already late.
It's a free ride, when you've already paid.
It's a green light, when you're running a red.
It's like a free ride, when you've already paid.
It's a street light when you're already late
It's a free ride, when you've already paid.
It's a suicide that just didn't take
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
It's black rain on your wedding day
It's like rain on your wedding day
It's like 10,000 loons when all you need is nine.
It's like 10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife.
It's like 10,000 grooms when all ya need is a wife
or
It's like 10,000 phones when all you need is a line
or
It's like 10,000 phones when all you need is a line
It's like 10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife
It's like 10,000 spools, when all you need is a dime.
It's like 10,000 spoons, when all you need is a knife.
It's like 10,000 stools
It's like 10,000 spoons
It's like Gatorade on your wedding day
Free flies when you already paid.
It's like rain, on your wedding day
A free ride, when you already paid.
It's like Raeann on your wedding day.
It's like rain on your wedding day.
It's like Reddi-wip on your wedding cake
It's like rain on your wedding day
It's like a rave on your wedding day.
It's like rain on your wedding day.
It's like a wedding cake,
on your wedding day,
it's like suicide,
when you already layed,
It's like rain
on your wedding day,
it's a free ride
when you've already paid
It's like change on your wedding day.
It's like rain on your wedding day.
It's like mayday for your wedding day
It's like rain on your wedding day
It's like meeting the man of my dreams
And I'd be the most beautiful wife.
It's like meeting the man of my dreams
And then meeting his beautiful wife
It's like paying on your wedding date.
It's like rain on your wedding day.
It's like radiant, are you kidding me?
It's like ra-i-ain, on your wedding day
She draws out the single-syllable word "rain" over three tones.
It's like radiant
It's like rain
It's like radiation on your wedding day
It's like rain on your wedding day
It's like rain on your wedding day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the kriptonite in a wedding cake.
It's like rain on your wedding day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
It's like rain on your willie, Dave
It's like rain on you're wedding day
It's like rain when you're running late.
It's like rain on your wedding day.
It's like rain, are you ready, today?
It's like rain on your wedding day.
It's like rain, are you runnin' in place?
It's like rain on your wedding day.
It's like rain, are you willing to be?
It's like rain on you're wedding day
It's like rain, when you're wet anyway
It's like rain, on your wedding day
It's like rape on on your wedding day.
It's like rain on your wedding day.
It's like reggae on your wedding day.
It's Freon and you've already paid.
It's like rain on your wedding day.
It's a free ride when you've already paid.
It's like ten thousand loons
When all you need is a dime.
It's like ten thousand spoons
When all you need is a knife.
It's like ten thousand schools
When all you need is a life.
It's like ten thousand spoons
When all you need is a knife.
It's like waayyy, when you're with me, it's the feel of light
It's like raaaaain, on your wedding day, it's the free ride
It's like wearing red on your wedding day
It's like rain on your wedding day
It's like, 'Yeah, yeah!'
Yeah, Yeti yeah!
It's like rain
On your wedding day.
It's some free time when you're bored anyway
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you just can't take.
It's the good advice that you just didn't take.
It's the goodbyes that you just didn't take
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
It's your best friend with another face
It's a black fly in your Chardonnay.
Life has a funny way, swinging your bum
While everything's okay and everything's gone rye!
Well life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
When you think everything's okay and everything's going right
Life has a funny, funny way ...humping your ass
Humping your ass
Life has a funny, funny way of helping you out
Helping you out
Life is a funny way, just thinkin' about you
Life has a funny way of sneakin' up on you
Life is a funny way
I'm sneaking up on ya when ya think everything's okay
And everything's gong rye.
Life has a funny way
Of sneaking upon ya when ya think everything's okay
And everything's going right.
Like a Death Row hard-on
One minute too late
It's a Death Row pardon
Two minutes too late
Meeting the man of trains
running over a beautiful wife
It's like meeting the man of my dreams
then meeting his beautiful wife
Mr. Play-It-Safe was afraid of flies
Mr. Play-It-Safe was afraid to fly
The milkman turned 98
An old man turned 98
The old man turned and he ate
An old man turned 98
Two out of four get bigger
Who would have thought, it figures
Well life has a funny way
When you're scaping your bunions
When you think everything's gonna be okay...
Well life has a funny way
Of sneaking up on you
When you think everything's okay...
When you're on your knees in the night
When all you need is a knife
Who would've thought filthy girls?
Who would've thought it figures?
Dear Tom, your mom
Dear dar', your mom
My tortured vegan
My tortured beacon
You were First Demon, mostly you were beautiful.
You were thirsty, but mostly you were beautiful.
You were uncomfortable heroedskin
You were uncomfortable in your own skin
Jambalaya, bucko!
Tremble and buckle
You make the knees of my bees squeak.
You make the knees of my bees weak.
You make the knees of my bees squeak
Jumbalaya butthole!!
You make the knees of my bees weak
Tremble and buckle!!
You make the knees of my bees weak
Jambalaya, bucko!
You make the knees of my bees weak
Tremble and buckle.
"Madness"
Oh thank you, much thanks for these birds I view
Oh thank you, much thanks for this birds-eye view
I hear you're killing sheep again, Mary Jane.
I hear you're counting sheep again, Mary Jane.
Any talk of bullfighting
Any talk of both feet in
I don't wanna be responsible for your broken heart and its wounded beat.
I don't wanna be responsible for your fractured heart and its wounded beat.
One of the existing entries has this misheard lyric listed as the correct lyric.
I don't wanna be responsible for your broken heart and its wounded feet.
I don't wanna be responsible for your broken heart and its wounded beat.
It's a big tomato with the holes along the bottom.
Mind the empty bottle with the holes along the bottom.
Midiam ta botta
Mind the empty bottle.
Anytime we're still made a final ballet.
Anytime we're still made of final bowing.
Every time I dream of quick fixes
I'm sewage.
Every time I dream of quick fix
I'm assuaged.
Every time our horns are locked
I'm towel-throwing
Every time our horns are locked
On toweling throwing.
Every time we board
This distance-cruncher
Every time we're in a rut
This distant grandeur.
Every time we're in a rug
This just don't conjure.
Every time we're in a rut
This distant grandeur.
The only way out is through
And I lead you
or
And Molly you
or
Admiring you
or
Let me lead.
The only way out is through
Ultimately.
The only way out is through
I'll tell Mommy.
The only way out is through
Ultimately.
"Precious Illusions" (MP3)
And party within
Is like party without childhood best friend.
And parting with them
Is like parting with a childhood best friend.
"Precious Illusions" (MP3)
These special solutions in my head
Did not let me down when I was a kid.
These precious illusions in my head
Did not let me down when I was a kid.
Papa s***s on his princess
So that she will find a s***less princess familiar.
Papa, listen to your princess
So that she will find attentive princes familiar.
Papa sing to your princess
Papa listen to your princess
Will I ever see a toucan on a can?
or
Will I ever go back to Mayanacan?
Will I ever go back to Canada?
"Right Through You" (MP3)
Would you forgive me if if I put ants in your shower?
Would you forgive me love if I dance in your shower?
"Right Through You" (MP3)
You took a long hard look up my a**
And then say golf balls're inside.
You took a long hard look at my a**
And then played golf for a while.
"Right Through You" (MP3)
You took me out for wine, $9.69, then
You took me out to wine dine 69 me
"Secret Song"
Would you forgive me love
If I answered your shower?
Would you forgive me love
If I danced in your shower?
I sink three points, and you say go Agent Scully.
I sink three points, and you wax poetically.
Love you when you dance
When you're speed dialing France
So pure such an expression.
Love you when you dance
When you freestyle in trance
So pure such an expression.
Unapologetic golly alive
Unapologetically alive
All these little Egyptians
Oh these little rejections
Oh these little Egyptians
Oh these little rejections
And I upload your perseverance.
And I applaud your perseverance.
"Sympathetic Character" (MP3)
I was afraid of your eyes, the 'Simon Says'
I was afraid of your icy silences
How 'bout no longer being mass, I kissed it
How 'bout no longer being masochistic
How 'bout renting an erotic video?
How 'bout remembering your divinity?
How 'bout them transparent angles in carrots?
How about them transparent dangling carrots?
How 'bout unabashedly boiling your eyes out?
How 'bout unabashedly bawling your eyes out?
How about Meena blaming you for everything
How 'bout me not blaming you for everything
How about not equating death with starving
How about not equating death with stopping
How about not equating depth with stalking?
How about not equating death with stopping?
How about that ever elusive poodle
How about that ever elusive kudos
Thank U, Thank U Thailand
Thank U, Thank U silence
Thank you Adia
Thank you India
Thank you Frehley
Thank you Frailty
Thank you India, thank you Tara
thank you Dish-so-empty-now
Thank you India, thank you terror
thank you disillusionment
Thank you India, thank you Tehran
Thank you India, thank you terror
Thank you India, that you Trevor
Thank you this illusionment
Thank you India, thank you terror
Thank you disillusionment
Thank you Olivia
Thank you Terryn
Thank you India
Thank you terror
Thank you Sarah
Thank you terror
Thank you Terrence
Thank you terror
Thank you anyhow
Thank you India
Thank you in the jar.
Thank you, India.
Thank you lovely nurse
Thank you nothingness
Thank you lovely nurse
Thank you nothingness
Thank you, Enya.
Thank you, India.
Thank you, India
Thank you, Tehran.
Thank you, India
Thank you, terror.
Thank you, Paraguay.
Thank you, frailty.
Thank you, thank you, Silas
Thank you, thank you, silence
Thank you, thank you, toilet.
Thank you, thank you, silence.
Thank you, thank you, toilets.
Thank you, thank you, silence.
Untangling carrots
Dangling carrots?
thank you lovely nurse
thank you nothingness
"That I Would Be Good" (MP3)
That I would be good,
even if I lost an eye
That I would be good,
even if I lost sanity
"That I Would Be Good" (MP3)
That I would be loved even if I loved myself.
That I would be loved even when I numb myself.
"That I Would Be Good" (MP3)
That I would be loved even when I'm not myself
That I would be loved even when I numb myself.
You are courageous you are a pig
You are courageous you are big
"These R The Thoughts" (MP3)
Is he the one that I will never be?
Is he the one that I will marry?
I want to be big and let go of this crotch, this scrotum.
I want to be big and let go of this grudge that's grown old.
Scratch the scrotal.
This grudge that's grown old.
You've been very fine,
Useless Father you deserve a piece of every relic
You've been villified
used as fodder you deserve a piece of every record
A chocolate slide
or
Uncharted sight
An unfortunate slight
But this is not around
But this is not allowed
But you, you're not alone
You're uninvited
And, and for giant slide.
But you, you're not allowed
You're uninvited
An unfortunate slight.
I need a moment to deliver hate.
I need a moment to deliberate.
I need a moment to deliver it.
I need a moment to deliberate.
I need a moment
To deliver eggs.
I need a moment
To deliberate.
Like any one would be,
I'm a flat turd by your fascination with me
Like any one would be,
I am flattered by your fascination with me
Like any uncharted terror, Tori
I must seem greatly intriguing.
Like any uncharted territory
I must seem greatly intriguing.
Like any uncharted terror
Tori Amos seems greatly intriguing.
Like any uncharted territory
I must seem greatly intriguing.
Like any uncharted terry, Tori
I must seem greatly intriguing.
Like any uncharted territory
I must seem greatly intriguing.
Like any unchartered terror,
Tori Amos seems strangely alluring
Like any unchartered territory
I must seem greatly intriguing
Like any unshining terror, Tory, I must seem greatly inriguing
Like any uncharted territory, I must seem greatly intriguing
Like any uncharted terror-story, I must read greatly intriguing
or
Like any young child terror Tori, I must seem greatly intriguing
or
Like any young child terror Tori, I must seem greatly intriguing
Like any uncharted territory I must seem greatly intriguing
Like anyone worthy
Like anyone would be
Like anyone would be, I am flat turned by your fascination with me
Like anyone would be, I am flattered by your fascination with me
Must be so unheartening to watch a bird be hampered
Must be somewhat heartening to watch shepherd meet shepherd
Must be so unheartening to watch a puppy shepherd
Must be somewhat heartening to watch shepherd meet shepherd
Must be somewhat heart telling, to watch shepherd beat shepherd
Must be somewhat heartening , to watch shepherd meet shepherd
Must be somewhat heart telling
To watch champagney share bird.
or
Must be somewhat heartening
To watch shepherd meet shepheard.
or
Must be somewhat hard telling
To watch them burn me shepherd.
Must be somewhat heartening
To watch shepherd need shepherd.
Must be somewhat heart-tending (or heart-tearing)
To watch a burly shepherd
Must be somewhat heartening
To watch shepherd need shepherd
Must be somewhat heartening to watch shepherd meat Shepard
or
Must be somewhat heartening to watch a burning Shepard
or
Must be somewhat heartening to watch a burning Shepard
Must be somewhat heartening to watch shepherd meet shepherd
Must be somewhat heartening to watch them burn me, shepherd.
Must be somewhat heartening to watch shepherd meet shepherd
Must be strangely exciting
To watch the stoic squirrel
Must be strangely exciting
To watch the stoic squirm
Must be strangely exciting to watch the stairway swerve.
Must be strangely exciting to watch the stoic squirm.
Must be strangely exciting to watch the stairway swirl
Must be strangely exciting to watch the stoic squirm
Must be strangely exciting to watch the stoic squirrel
Must be somewhat hard telling to watch them burn me, shepherd.
Must be strangely exciting to watch the stoic squirm
Must be somewhat heartening to watch shepherd need shepherd.
Must be strangely exciting to watch the stoic squirrel
Must be strangely exciting to watch the stoic squirm
Must be strangely exciting to watch the stomach squirm
Must be strangely exciting to watch the stoic squirm
Must be strangely exciting
To watch the stoic screw
Must be strangely exciting
To watch the stoic squirm
Must be strangely exiting
To watch the story squirrel
Must be somewhat hard telling
To watch a birdy shiver.
Must be strangely exiting
To watch the stoic squirm
Must be somewhat heartening
To watch shepherd need shepherd
The sweet strangely exciting
To watch the stairway squirm
Must be somewhat hard telling
To watch and burn me shepherd
But you, you're not alive
You're not invited
Un-un forchild, slide!
Must be strangely exciting
To watch the stoic squirm
Must be somewhat heartening
To watch shepherd meet shepherd
But you, you're not allowed
You're uninvited
An unfortunate slight
Editor's note: PLEASE don't put the whole song in there.
To watch the stairway square
To watch the stoic squirm
To watch the stairway squirrel
To watch the stoic squirm
To watch the stoic squirrel
To watch the stoic squirm
You speak of my love like you had experienced love like in '94
You speak of my love like you have experienced love like mine before
You're uninvited
An unfortunate sight
You're uninvited
An unfortunate slight
"Univited"
Like any heart handed woman
Like any hot blooded woman
Dear Matthew I think you're a bit of a prat
Dear Matthew I like you a lot
"Versions of Violence"
These virgins of violets
These versions of violence
I would sell and sell and still it would not come.
I would seduce them and still it would not come.
I'd be the Fuhrer and still it would not come
I'd be the hero and still it would not come
I recommend biting off Mal-amputations.
I recommend biting off more than you can chew.
I recommend biting off more than coo-ka-choo to anyone.
I recommend biting off more than you can chew to anyone.
I recommend gettin' your heart jabbin' on to everyone.
I recommend gettin' your heart trampled on to everyone.
I recommend getting your home trampled on
I recommend getting your heart trampled on
I recommend sticking up for your foot and mouth
I recommend sticking your foot in your mouth
I recommend sticking your bird in your mouth
I recommend sticking your foot in your mouth
I recommend sticking your butt in your mouth.
I recommend sticking your foot in your mouth.
I recommend sticking your food in your mouth.
I recommend sticking your foot in your mouth.
I recommend walking around negative in your living room.
I recommend walking around naked in your living room.
The car, she bops you from the win
Follow until the dusk, hey, yeah
The caution blocks you from the wind
Hold on till the dust settles
The cop she mocks you from the river
The caution blocks you from the wind
The fire dogs are coming about the Benz.
The fire trucks are coming up around the bend.
The fire trucks are coming up around the day.
The fire trucks are coming up around the bend.
To fly a truck star, come up around Big Ben.
The fire trucks are coming up around the bend.
You breed, you learn
You creed, you learn
You bleed, you learn
You scream, you learn
You live, you nerd.
You breathe, you nerd.
You live, you learn.
You breathe, you learn.
You're a scream
You scream
'Cause the joke that was made
Fuzzy navel, unable.
'Cause the joke that you laid
On the bed, that was me.
'Cause the joke that you laid
On the bed that was made.
'Cause the joke that you laid
On the bed, that was me.
An older virgin like me.
An older version of me.
And I'm here to remind you
Of the mess you left when you went away
It's not fair to deny me
Of the cross-eyed bear that you gave to me
Yeah, you, your otter, no!
And I'm here to remind you
Of the mess you left when you went away
It's not fair to deny me
Of the cross I bear that you gave to me
You, you, you oughta know
And I'm here to remind you
Of the mess you left when you went away
It's not fair to deny me
Of the cross-eyed bear that you gave to me
Yeah, you, your otter, no!
And I'm here to remind you
Of the mess you left when you went away
It's not fair to deny me
Of the cross I bear that you gave to me
You, you, you oughta know
And I'm here to remind you
Of the mess you left when you went away
It's not fair to deny me
Of the cross-eyed bear that you gave to me
You, you, you oughta know
And I'm here to remind you
Of the mess you left when you went away
It's not fair to deny me
Of the cross I bear that you gave to me
You, you, you oughta know
And I'm here to remind you
Of the mess you left when you went away
It's not fair to remind me
Of the cross-eyed bear that you gave to me.
And I'm here to remind you
Of the mess you left when you went away
It's not fair to deny me
Of the cross I bear that you gave to me.
And I'm here, to remind you,
of the cross-eyed baby you gave to me
It's not fair, to deny me,
of the cross I bear that you gave to me.
And I'm there, in the night air.
With the rats and the rats when you went away
You're downstairs, in the night air.
With the rats and the rats and you get away.
And I'm there, to remind you
Of the mess that you left when you went away
It's not fair to remind me
Of the cross I bear that you gave to me
And it's not fair to the night air
It's not fair to deny me
Another virgin like me
An older version of me
Another virgin of me
or
Another version of me
An older version of me
Blessed you, blessed me.
Mr. Duplicity
Did you forget about me,
missed you too did you miss me I,
I know you hate uncooked dinner
Did you forget about me
Mr. Duplicity?
I hate to bug you in the middle of dinner
Did you forget about me, Mr. Doo, Mr. dee?
Did you forget about me, Mr. Duplicity?
Did you forget about me
Bliss da doo bliss da dee?
Did you forget about me
Mr. Duplicity?
Did you forget about me? Yes you do. Missing me?
Did you forget about me Mr. Duplicity?
Did you forget about me? Yes you do. Missing me?
Did you forget about me
Mr. Duplicity?
Does she know how you told me you'd hump me until you died?
Does she know how you told me you'd hold me until you died?
Does she speak Gaelic like me
Does she speak eloquently
Does she speak Gaelic quietly?
Does she speak eloquently?
Does she speak ever quanly?
Does she speak eloquently?
Does she stake out my money
Does she speak eloquently
Dude, dude, dude, I don't know.
You, you, you oughta know.
Every cross out there
Of the cross I bear
Going down on you like a dinosaur.
Would she go down on you in a theater?
I could play I was the place
And are you thinking of me
When you 'ker
How quickly I was replaced
And are you thinking of me
When you f**k her
I know the birds and the bees
An older version of me
I know the version of me
An older version of me
I know the virgin of me.
An older version of me
I missed you, Mr. T.
Mr. Duplicity.
I want you to know that I have beef for you.
I want you to know that I'm happy for you.
I want you to know that I'm half-baked for you.
I want you to know that I'm happy for you.
I want you to know
That I have faith for you
I want you to know
That I'm happy for you
I want you to know
That I have peace for you.
I want you to know
That I'm happy for you.
Is she converted like me?
Is she perverted like me?
It's not fair to be lyin' there all across our bed - what ya did to me
It's not fair to deny me of this cross I bear that you gave to me
It's not fair to debby ya
Or that cross-eyed bear that went away.
It's not fair to deny me
Of the cross I bear that you gave to me.
It's not fair to deny me of the cross-eyed bear that you gave to me.
It's not fair to deny me of the cross I bear that you gave to me.
It's not fair to deny me of the cross-eyed bear that you gave to me
Yeah I dunno!!
It's not fair to deny me of the cross I bear that you gave to me
You oughta know!
It's not fair to deny me of the cross-eyed bear that you gave to me
It's not fair to deny me of the cross I bear that you gave to me
It's not fair to deny me of the cross-eyed glare that you gave to me
You Waldo!
It's not fair to deny me of the cross I bear that you gave to me
You oughta know.
It's not fair to deny me of this cross-eyed bear that you gave to me
It's not fair to deny me of this cross I bear that you gave to me
It's not fair to deny me or the cross-eyed baby that you're giving me
It's not fair to deny me of the cross I bear that you gave to me
It's not fair to deny me
Of the cross eyed-bear that you gave to me.
It's not fair to deny me
Of the cross I bare that you gave to me.
It's not fair to deny me
Or the cross-eyed baby that you're giving me.
It's not fair to deny me
Of the cross I bear that you gave to me.
It's not fair to deny me
Of the cross-bared bed that you gave to me.
It's not fair to deny me
Of the cross I bear that you gave to me.
It's not fair to deny me
Of the cross-eyed bear that Bill Gates made
Duh, duh, duh! Oughta know!
It's not fair to deny me
Of the cross I bear that you gave to me
You, you, you oughta know!
It's not fair to deny me
Of the cross-eyed-man that you gave to me.
It's not fair to deny me
Of the cross I bear that you gave to me.
It's not fair to deprive me
Of the crossed-eyed bear that you gave to me.
It's not fair to deny me
Of the cross I bear that you gave to me.
It's not fair to remind me of the cross-eyed stare that you gave to me
It's not fair to deny me of this cross I bear that you gave to me
It's not fair to remind me
Of the cross-eyed-bear that you gave to me.
It's not fair to deny me
Of the cross I bear that you gave to me.
It's not fair to remind me
Of the cross-eyed girl that you gave to me.
It's not fair to deny me
Of the cross I bear that you gave to me.
It's not fair to remind me
It's not fair to deny it
It's not fair to the nightmare
It's not fair to deny me
It's not fair, to deny me of the cross-eyed bear that you gave to me
It's not fair to deny me of the cross I bear that you gave to me
Though this happened over a decade ago, I find myself laughing now as I remember that night.
It's not fair, to deny me of the cross-eyed bear that you gave to me
It's not fair, to deny me, of the cross I bear that you gave to me
Mr. Do, Mr. Green
Mr. Duplicity
Of the cost I pay
Of the cross I bear
Of the cross-eyed bear you gave to me.
Of the cross I bare that you gave to me.
Of the frost I dare
Of the cross I bear
Of the mess you left in your underwear.
Of the mess you left when you went away.
Of the trust I gave
Of the cross I bear
Oh, the mess you left in your underwear.
Of the mess you left when you went away.
The cross-eyed bear that you gave to me
The cross I bear that you gave to me
Song went from really bad to super funny
The cross-eyed bear that you gave to me
The cross I bear that you gave to me
The cross-eyed glare that you gave to me.
The cross I bare that you gave to me.
The cross-side bear that you gave to me
The cross I bare that you gave to me
Yoodle, yoodle, yoodle otter no!!
You, you, you oughta know!!
You otter know.
You oughta know.
You, you, you, otter love!
You, you, you oughta know!
they open wide
be open wide
"Your House"
Would you forgive me, love
If I s*** in your shower?
Would you forgive me, love
If I dance in your shower?