Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "Neurotic"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Alanis Morissette

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

women be crazy... but this dude is too.
Verse 1: A young gal turned eight today
She sang so happily
Then cried and threw cake
Make your plates hide
Or they sure will break
She’s got a dark side loaded
That you can’t mistake
Cuz she’s a bit neurotic… so I think

Chorus: She’s insane!
An unsteady brain
Was not on time
So she punctured my veins
Life’s a subway line
And she’s the crazy train
How couldn’t I’ve thought she’s crazy?

Verse 2: Mrs. Whatsherface
Is afraid of thyme
She’s just a fruitcake
Who saves ’93 dimes
She wears Vader masks at night
But that was rad
And as they cart her off
I thought “She wasn’t that bad”
Now isn’t that ironic… don’t you think?

Chorus: She loves rain
On a picnic date
And chili fries
For moisturizing her face
But yet still she tries
To live a normal pace
I think I love her, that’s crazy!

Bridge: Well life has a crazy way
Of sneaking up on you when you think everything’s okay
And everything’s going right
Cuz life likes that iron-ay
It’s ticking you off and you think that your mind’s gone nuts
And everything shows up the next day

Verse 3: A tragic day when she’s declared insane
A known-flying risk, has been forbidden planes
It’s like closets of clothes, but all she wears is in plaid
To have met the girl of your dreams
And knowing she’s driving you mad
Who’s not a bit neurotic? Don’t you think?
Who cares if she’s neurotic? Cuz this chick is with me!

Chorus: We ate crane
On our wedding day
Swam in green slime
That we found in the drain
Please don’t the rice!
It’s the soul of Mark Twain
But I do not think that’s crazy!

Outro: Life is a crazy place
Of screwing ‘round with you
Life has a stupid stupid way
Of working this out
I’m breaking her out.
April 8, 2013. Please rate and comment! :)

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 

In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.

Voting Results

Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 6

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 2   0
 3   0
 4   0
 5   6

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

Matthias - April 09, 2013 - Report this comment
Awesome parody! Nice to see you joining back in Artistry. Hopefully you'll ride it out with us and then be a steady contender in Artistry 2: Artistry Harder!
John Lomain - April 11, 2013 - Report this comment
Good parody!
Wendy Christopher - April 12, 2013 - Report this comment
Hehe - liked this one loads! Some clever subs in there, and lots of funny lines. Just one thing though: is there a word missing in the second-to-last stanza ("Please don't the rice")? Other than that, top job - 555
Blaydeman - April 13, 2013 - Report this comment
Wendy- yeah, lol! it should be "please don't throw the rice". That's what i get for editing it at 3 in the morning.
Agrimorfee - April 19, 2013 - Report this comment
Strange girl indeed.
Max Power - April 19, 2013 - Report this comment
Rex - April 20, 2013 - Report this comment
So happy you found your match, although it's kinda scary to get this much insight into the workings of your mind... :-)
bobpiecheese - April 23, 2013 - Report this comment
(Artistry) So what you're saying is you're cuckoo for Miss Cuckoo-For-Cocoa-Puffs. Makes sense to me! 555 donkey cheese whiffle!
Abbott Skelding - April 23, 2013 - Report this comment
Great job with this! I love the title switch and the descriptions were really funny too, 555 more months in the padded cell.
Jeff Reuben - April 23, 2013 - Report this comment
I laughed a little too hard at this. Guess I know some people where I can relate. Fantastic job.
Arwen - April 23, 2013 - Report this comment
Artistry...This made me smile. I always loved Alanis back in the day, and you did a great job with the OS. As a side note, I prefer chili TOTS to moisturize my your gal should try that sometime. ; )

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 1361