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1960s
Brian Hyland's, "Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Bikini"
Misheard Lyrics:
Willy nilly
Original Lyrics:
Teeny weeny
Jimi Hendrix's, "All Along the Watchtower"
Misheard Lyrics:
There must be some kinda way outta here
Say, they're jumping to the beef
Original Lyrics:
There must be some kinda way outta here
Said the joker to the thief
Love's, "7 And 7 Is"
Misheard Lyrics:
Boom-bip-bip boom-bip-bip yeah
Original Lyrics:
Oop-ip-ip oop-ip-ip yeah
Oliver's, "Good Morning Starshine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Glimmie glop glurpee.
Original Lyrics:
Gliddy glub gloopy.
The Cowsills', "Hair"
Misheard Lyrics:
But like the Grapes of Wrath
Original Lyrics:
But like the Grateful Dead
 
1970s
Bee Gees', "Lonely Days"
Misheard Lyrics:
Glory days
Original Lyrics:
Lonely days
Cast of Young Frankenstein's, "Puttin' on the Ritz"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dressed up like a million dollar showgirl
Original Lyrics:
Dressed up like a million dollar trooper
Graham Nash's, "Chicago"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just to see
Original Lyrics:
Just to sing
Jackson 5's, "Never Can Say Goodbye"
Misheard Lyrics:
I never can sterilize
Original Lyrics:
I never can say goodbye
Raspberries', "Go All the Way"
Misheard Lyrics:
Grease, go all away
Original Lyrics:
Please go all the way
Ringo Starr's, "It Don't Come Easy"
Misheard Lyrics:
And you know it's doggone easy
Original Lyrics:
And you know it don't come easy
Stephen Bishop's, "Save It for a Rainy Day"
Misheard Lyrics:
Drives a pig sty too
Original Lyrics:
Drives a big car too
Steppenwolf's, "Hey Lawdy Mama"
Misheard Lyrics:
Three hotels, Datsun cars
Original Lyrics:
Three motels, dusty cars
Steppenwolf's, "Straight Shootin' Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's rattled all the time
Original Lyrics:
She's right on all the time
Stevie Wonder's, "Living for the City"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't f***in' try to s*** me
Original Lyrics:
The funky, cryin' city
The Knack's, "My Sharona"
Misheard Lyrics:
My Sonoma
Original Lyrics:
My Sharona
 
1980s
Belinda Carlisle's, "I Get Weak"
Misheard Lyrics:
I get leaked
Original Lyrics:
I get weak
Billy Idol's, "Hot in the City"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hot Mississippi
Original Lyrics:
Hot in the city
Chicago's, "You're The Inspiration"
Misheard Lyrics:
Glory, it's Malaysia!
Original Lyrics:
You're the inspiration
Def Leppard's, "Rocks Off"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rock salt
Original Lyrics:
Rocks off
Don Johnson's, "Heartbeat"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hug me
Original Lyrics:
Heartbeat
Electric Light Orchestra's, "Hold on Tight"
Misheard Lyrics:
Overtime to your dreams
Original Lyrics:
Hold on tight to your dreams
Huey Lewis And The News', "The Power Of Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
But if I just see it in your eyes
Original Lyrics:
But it might just save your life.
Huey Lewis And The News', "The Power Of Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Change your heart to a little white dove
Original Lyrics:
Change a hawk, into a little white dove
Joy Division's, "From Safety to Where"
Misheard Lyrics:
Through (chaurant???) ways, rebellion and crime
To reach this point, every trip I can gain
Original Lyrics:
Through childlike ways, rebellion and crime
To reach this point and retreat back gain
Love And Rockets', "If There's a Heaven Above"
Misheard Lyrics:
If there's a healthy love, in the meantime
Original Lyrics:
If there's a hell below, in the meantime
Love And Rockets', "If There's a Heaven Above"
Misheard Lyrics:
So the world is yours tonight, Mr. Smith
Original Lyrics:
Throw the world off your shoulders tonight, Mr. Smith
New Edition's, "Candy Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
Campbell's soup
Original Lyrics:
Candy girl
R.E.M.'s, "The One I Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
This one goes out to the rodeo
Original Lyrics:
This one goes out to the one I love
Richard Marx's, "Endless Summer Nights"
Misheard Lyrics:
And why...
Original Lyrics:
And I...
Sting's, "If You Love Somebody Set Them Free"
Misheard Lyrics:
B.B., B.B. King
Original Lyrics:
Free, free, set them free
Winger's, "Seventeen"
Misheard Lyrics:
She was coming for Midol
Original Lyrics:
She was coming to my door
 
1990s
"Weird Al" Yankovic's, "Jurassic Park"
Misheard Lyrics:
All the dinosaurs are horrified
Original Lyrics:
All the dinosaurs are running wild
Alice Deejay's, "Better Off Alone"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you think you're pneumococcal pneumonia?
Original Lyrics:
Do you think you're better off alone?
Bob McGrath's, "Flyin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
Look at the row
Original Lyrics:
Look out below
Cathy Dennis', "Too Many Walls"
Misheard Lyrics:
Witch on a rainbow
Original Lyrics:
Wish on a rainbow
Misheard Lyrics:
Illusion never changed into something weird
Original Lyrics:
Illusion never changed into something real
Pearl Jam's, "Jeremy"
Misheard Lyrics:
King Jeremy may whip it
Original Lyrics:
King Jeremy the wicked
Prince's, "Raspberry Beret"
Misheard Lyrics:
The sun hangs out with The Lightning Seeds
Original Lyrics:
Thunder drowns out what the lightning sees
Rod Stewart's, "Reason to Believe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Someone's I.Q.
Original Lyrics:
Someone like you
Sarah McLachlan's, "Angel"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the odds are in danger
Original Lyrics:
In the arms of an angel
Wilson Phillips', "Release Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can you believe it?
Original Lyrics:
Can you release me?
 
2000s
S Club 7's, "Never Had a Dream Come True"
Misheard Lyrics:
I never had a dream car, true
Original Lyrics:
I never had a dream come true
Slipknot's, "People=Shit"
Misheard Lyrics:
People’s emotions
Original Lyrics:
People equal shit!
 
2010s
Misheard Lyrics:
Uptown f****d it up
Original Lyrics:
Uptown funk you up.
 
country
Chris Cagle's, "I Breathe In, I Breathe Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
Into our omens
Original Lyrics:
Into our old friends
Kenny Rogers', "Lucille"
Misheard Lyrics:
Whoopsie
Original Lyrics:
Lucille
Shania Twain's, "You're Still the One"
Misheard Lyrics:
Looks like Jamaica
or
Looks like Jamaicans
Original Lyrics:
Looks like we made it
 
misc
Jason Aldean's, "Try That in a Small Town"
Misheard Lyrics:
I read the menu, doh.
Original Lyrics:
I recommend you don't.
Tyla's, "Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
Make me swear, make me harder Make me lose my breath, make me water
Original Lyrics:
Make me sweat, make me hotter Make me lose my breath, make me water

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