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1960s
Commodores', "Brick House"
Misheard Lyrics:
Built like a Babylon
Original Lyrics:
Built like an Amazon
 
1970s
America's, "Sister Golden Hair"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, I tried to make you something
Original Lyrics:
Well, I tried to make it Sunday
Commodores', "Sail On"
Misheard Lyrics:
Still gone
Original Lyrics:
Sail on
Donny Hathaway's, "This Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
Trigger hand, trigger hand
Original Lyrics:
Shake a hand, shake a hand
Electric Light Orchestra & the Sunlight Shakers', "Shine a Little Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
You shine a bit of love on my life
Original Lyrics:
You shine a little love on my life
Firefall's, "You Are the Wonan"
Misheard Lyrics:
I knew it from the stars
Original Lyrics:
I knew it from the start
Jimmy Buffett's, "Cheeseburger in Paradise"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wondering how they said could praise the dead
Original Lyrics:
Warm beer and bread they say could raise the dead
Jimmy Buffett's, "Margaritaville"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stepped on a rocket
Original Lyrics:
Stepped on a pop-top
John Paul Young's, "Love Is in the Air"
Misheard Lyrics:
Linus and his gang
Original Lyrics:
Love is in the air
Jose Feliciano's, "Chico and the Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Chico, if you fly now
Original Lyrics:
Chico, if you try now
Styx's, "Babe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Babe, I love reading
Original Lyrics:
Babe, I'm leaving
Styx's, "Come Sail Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
Coarse facial hair
Original Lyrics:
Come sail away
Styx's, "Lady"
Misheard Lyrics:
F*** me clean and love me
Original Lyrics:
Sparkling, clear and lovely
The Doobie Brothers', "Listen to the Music"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sunday morning in Somerset
Original Lyrics:
Some are happy, some are sad
The Doobie Brothers', "Listen to the Music"
Misheard Lyrics:
What the people need is the way to change their style
Original Lyrics:
What the people need is a way to make them smile
 
1980s
Aerosmith's, "Love in an Elevator"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gotta get my tongue in right
Original Lyrics:
Gotta get my timing right
Jeffrey Osborne's, "On the Wings of Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Puffin' above the clouds
Original Lyrics:
Up and above the clouds
Olivia Newton-John's, "Magic"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come take my hair
Original Lyrics:
Come take my hand
The Go-Gos', "Our Lips Are Sealed"
Misheard Lyrics:
On it’s a seal.
Original Lyrics:
Our lips are sealed.
The Jets', "Crush on You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got a watch on you
Original Lyrics:
I've got a crush on you
Toto's, "Africa"
Misheard Lyrics:
Here's looking at 100 men on Park Avenue
Original Lyrics:
There's nothing that 100 men or more could ever do
Toto's, "Africa"
Misheard Lyrics:
I felt the rains down in Africa I miss the rains down in Africa
Original Lyrics:
I bless the rains down in Africa I bless the rains down in Africa
Toto's, "Africa"
Misheard Lyrics:
I guess the rains down in Africa
Original Lyrics:
I bless the rains down in Africa
Toto's, "Africa"
Misheard Lyrics:
I kiss the rains down in Africa
Original Lyrics:
I bless the rains down in Africa
Toto's, "Africa"
Misheard Lyrics:
I led some raids down in Africa.
Original Lyrics:
I bless the rains down in Africa.
Toto's, "Africa"
Misheard Lyrics:
I left some brains down in Africa
Original Lyrics:
I bless the rains down in Africa
Toto's, "Africa"
Misheard Lyrics:
I like the way you smell of AeroGuard
Original Lyrics:
I bless the rains down in Africa
Toto's, "Africa"
Misheard Lyrics:
I lost my brain down in Africa.
Original Lyrics:
I bless the rains down in Africa.
Toto's, "Africa"
Misheard Lyrics:
I masquerade down in Africa.
Original Lyrics:
I bless the rains down in Africa.
Toto's, "Africa"
Misheard Lyrics:
I masturbate down in Africa.
Original Lyrics:
I bless the rains down in Africa.
Toto's, "Africa"
Misheard Lyrics:
I miss Lorraine down in Africa
Original Lyrics:
I blessed the rains down in Africa
Toto's, "Africa"
Misheard Lyrics:
I trust the rains down in Africa
Original Lyrics:
I bless the rains down in Africa
Toto's, "Africa"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sure as killer-man Jarrow rises Like Olympus above the Serengeti
Original Lyrics:
Sure as Kilimanjaro rises Like Olympus above the Serengeti
Toto's, "Africa"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's nothing that 100 men on Mars could ever do
Original Lyrics:
There's nothing that a hundred men Or more could ever do
Toto's, "Africa"
Misheard Lyrics:
With moonlit wings we fled the stars
That guide me toward salvation.
Original Lyrics:
The moonlit wings reflect the stars
That guide me towards salvation.
 
1990s
Misheard Lyrics:
California, no time to party
In the city of L.A.
In the city, you go to Ross
Original Lyrics:
California knows how to party
In the city of L.A.
In the city of good ol' Watts
Blur's, "Song 2"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got my head shaved, by Agent Bocheck, it wasn't easy, but nothing is
Original Lyrics:
I got my head shaved, by a jumbo jet, it wasn't easy, but nothing is
Danzig's, "I Luciferi"
Misheard Lyrics:
Whoa! I’m on the God damn phone!
Original Lyrics:
Warm! I'm on a nine day fall!
Jane Child's, "Don't Wanna Fall in Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
I didn't want a buddy hell
Original Lyrics:
I didn't want nobody else
Phil Collins', "Do You Remember?"
Misheard Lyrics:
If we could drive
or
If we could fly
Original Lyrics:
If we could try
Soundgarden's, "Black Hole Sun"
Misheard Lyrics:
Black hole sun, once you're gone
Original Lyrics:
Black hole sun, won't you come...
 
2000s
Alter Bridge's, "Metalingus"
Misheard Lyrics:
On this day, Woodrow Wilson is peeing!
Original Lyrics:
On this day, it’s so real to me!
Lenny Kravitz's, "I Belong to You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pass it on to you
Original Lyrics:
I belong to you
Linkin Park's, "Runaway"
Misheard Lyrics:
Guilty pie association
Original Lyrics:
Guilty by association
Modern Talking's, "Juliet"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll keep on dancing life, yeah
Original Lyrics:
Oh, keep on dancing, lady
 
2010s
Cardi B, Bad Bunny and J Balvin's, "I Like It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Big dinner on top of the roof
Original Lyrics:
Big Dipper on top of the roof
 
misc
Doja Cat's, "Need to Know"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't really got no tights
Original Lyrics:
I don't really got no type
 
xmas
Dean Martin's, "Baby, It's Cold Outside"
Misheard Lyrics:
I really can't pay
Original Lyrics:
I really can't stay
Traditional's, "Jingle Bells"
Misheard Lyrics:
In a wan whore's open sleigh
Original Lyrics:
In a one-horse open sleigh
Traditional's, "Jingle Bells"
Misheard Lyrics:
In a wan whore’s open sleigh
Original Lyrics:
In a one-horse open sleigh

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