Song Parodies -> Dad's Insane
| Original Song Title: | "Danke Schoen" |
| Original Performer: | Wayne Newton |
| Parody Song Title: | "Dad's Insane" |
| Parody Written by: | Alvin Rhodes |
dad's insane
damn, my dad's insane
there's a war...deep inside his brain
watch him blow... so ballistically
mom and me, he'll beat
then repeat
he'll mistreat
hell, complete
dad's insane
damn, my dad's insane
evil eyes...they seem full of pain
i recall...how he loved to brawl
how he tore mom's dress
what a mess
i was next
how i bawled
dad's insane
damn, my dad's insane
he'd knock my block
and my neck, he'd sprain
i could see
his insanity
fingers intertwined
clutch and bind
my poor spine
he's unkind
dad's insane
damn, my dad's insane
there he goes...beatin' me again
off he goes...with his eyes, ablaze
and his anger stays
days and days
violent haze
guess who pays ?
dad's insane
oh dear, my dad's insane
as i hit the floor...all beat up again
blood will flow...he's a mental case
and i sadly gaze
eyes all glazed
he's so crazed
hell, he'll raise
dad's insane...dad's insane
he's off his train...dad's insane
damn, my dad's insane
there's a war...deep inside his brain
watch him blow... so ballistically
mom and me, he'll beat
then repeat
he'll mistreat
hell, complete
dad's insane
damn, my dad's insane
evil eyes...they seem full of pain
i recall...how he loved to brawl
how he tore mom's dress
what a mess
i was next
how i bawled
dad's insane
damn, my dad's insane
he'd knock my block
and my neck, he'd sprain
i could see
his insanity
fingers intertwined
clutch and bind
my poor spine
he's unkind
dad's insane
damn, my dad's insane
there he goes...beatin' me again
off he goes...with his eyes, ablaze
and his anger stays
days and days
violent haze
guess who pays ?
dad's insane
oh dear, my dad's insane
as i hit the floor...all beat up again
blood will flow...he's a mental case
and i sadly gaze
eyes all glazed
he's so crazed
hell, he'll raise
dad's insane...dad's insane
he's off his train...dad's insane
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