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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Wayne Newton that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 20 misheard song lyrics for Wayne Newton on amIright currently.

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"Daddy Don't You Walk So Fast"
Misheard Lyrics:
Daddy slow down son
'cause you're makin' me young
Original Lyrics:
Daddy slow down some
'cause you're makin' me run
"Daddy Don't You Walk So Fast"
Misheard Lyrics:
Daddy, slow down son
'Cause you're makin' me run
Original Lyrics:
Daddy, slow down some
'Cause you're makin' me run
"Son" rhymes with "run"!
"Daddy, Don't You Walk So Fast"
Misheard Lyrics:
Daddy, slow down, son
'Cause you're makin' me young.
or
Daddy, slow down some
'Cause you're makin' me dumb.
Original Lyrics:
Daddy slow down some
'Cause you're makin' me run.
"Danke Schoen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Danka Shane
Original Lyrics:
Danke Schoen
"Danke Schoen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Darker shades
Original Lyrics:
Danke schoen
"Danke Schoen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Doctor Shane, always Doctor Shane.
Original Lyrics:
Danke schoen, darling, danke schoen.
"Danke Schoen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't be shamed
Darling, don't be shamed.
Original Lyrics:
Danke schoen
Darling, danke schoen.
"Danke Schoen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't shave
Original Lyrics:
Danke Schoen
"Danke Schoen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Donkey Shane
Original Lyrics:
Danke Schoen
"Danke Schoen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Donkey chain
Original Lyrics:
Danke Schoen
"Danke Schoen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Donkey shame, darling, donkey shame.
Original Lyrics:
Danke schoen, darling, danke schoen.
"Danke Schoen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Donkey shame, dong ding donkey shame.
Original Lyrics:
Danke schoen, darling, danke schoen.
"Danke Schoen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Dr Shane
Darling Dr Shane
Thank you
Treating me again
Original Lyrics:
Danke schoen
Darling, danke schoen
Thank you for
Seeing me again
"Danke Schoen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Duncan Sheik
Original Lyrics:
Danke Schoen
"Danke Shoen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Danka shern
Original Lyrics:
Danke shoen
In German, it's pronounced like the misheard lyrics above. Of course, Wayne didn't sing it like that.
"Red Roses For A Blue Lady" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And best of all she tore her wedding gown.
Original Lyrics:
Your best white orchids for her wedding gown.
"Red Roses for a Blue Lady" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Red roses for a blue matie
or
Red roses for a blue maidie
or
Red roses for a blue maidie
Original Lyrics:
Red roses for a blue lady
"Red Roses for a Blue Lady" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your best white donkeys for her wedding gown.
Original Lyrics:
Your best white orchids for her wedding gown.
"Red Roses for a Blue Lady" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your best white duck eggs for her wedding gown.
Original Lyrics:
Your best white orchids for her wedding gown.

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