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Song Parodies -> "Donkey Wang"

Original Song Title:

"Danke Schoen"

Original Performer:

Wayne Newton

Parody Song Title:

"Donkey Wang"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

What with all the focus on China lately there was a news story about a restaurant in Beijing whose specialty is dishes made from the reproductive organ of the male of an astounding number of species. Aside from several names for this eatery I cam up with this song.
Donkey wang, Darling, donkey wang
In your yin helps to put the yang
Helps to grow male potency
Helps men complete those phallic feats betwixt the sheets
When they eat

Donkey wang, Darling, cooked o'er open flame
Eat 'em buffalo style or plain
Give it a squeeze; what looks like bleu cheese
Will start to drip out of the tip. A chunky funky spunky dip

Donkey wang, helping men obtain
Plentiful, powerful poontang
Treat your E.D. OR-GAN-i-cal-ly
The latest thing in Beijing, diverse dim sums of ding-a-ling

Orangutang, polar bear, mustang
Will cost you quite a chunk of change
A vast array for gonad gourmets
Giraffe g-nu and kangaroo, platypus and caribou

Donkey wang, Darling, donkey wang
For the buck gives the biggest bang
So try them all; creatures great and small
But you'll go back cuz it's a fact. Ain't no aphrodesiac

Donkey wang, Darling, donkey wang

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Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 3

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PMS - August 22, 2008 - Report this comment
OOPS! I should have deleted the "Darling" in the second verse. I feel like such an a**
alvin - August 22, 2008 - Report this comment
lmao..this is spectacular....easily my fave of the day
AFW - August 22, 2008 - Report this comment
I'd say this is pretty good, if you ass me...
PMS - August 23, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks alvin and AFW.

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