Donkey wang, Darling, donkey wang
In your yin helps to put the yang
Helps to grow male potency
Helps men complete those phallic feats betwixt the sheets
When they eat
(that)

Donkey wang, Darling, cooked o'er open flame
Eat 'em buffalo style or plain
Give it a squeeze; what looks like bleu cheese
Will start to drip out of the tip. A chunky funky spunky dip
(for)

Donkey wang, helping men obtain
Plentiful, powerful poontang
Treat your E.D. OR-GAN-i-cal-ly
The latest thing in Beijing, diverse dim sums of ding-a-ling


Orangutang, polar bear, mustang
Will cost you quite a chunk of change
A vast array for gonad gourmets
Giraffe g-nu and kangaroo, platypus and caribou
(but)

Donkey wang, Darling, donkey wang
For the buck gives the biggest bang
So try them all; creatures great and small
But you'll go back cuz it's a fact. Ain't no aphrodesiac
(like)

Donkey wang, Darling, donkey wang